Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. dallasdawg

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    Cliffs on what he said?
     
  2. BayouMafia

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    stupid that they kept pushing him on the "Not a Baseball Town" comment. He shouldn't apologize because he was right. It doesn't mean that those of us who are die hards are lesser fans, but as a whole this metroplex is like any other metropolitan area - decent hardcore fanbase and the rest are fairweather fans who lean toward indifference when the team isn't winning.
     
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  3. * J Y *

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    Meh. Fuck him. Just because its true doesn't mean you say it walking out of the door. He was being a fuck face.
     
  4. Fancy

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  5. Pokes

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    You guys should give us back Nellie for about $7 million :gfa:
     
  6. fucktx

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    I want Napoli back
     
  7. fucktx

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    as long as josh is above average he'll probably go down as one of the best rangers ever which is weird to say
     
  8. rainey

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    He already is.
     
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  9. fucktx

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    elvis is such a faggot
     
  10. fucktx

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  11. BayouMafia

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    Choo is now below .100 :loldog:
     
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  12. fucktx

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    the only player choo has been better than since he joined the rangers is michael choice
     
  13. fucktx

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    -.8 WAR for Choo in the past year +

    what a complete piece of shit
     
  14. dallasdawg

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  15. texasraider

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    why does Dave Magadan have a job?

    I'm not one to blame mostly shitty players on a hitting coach but I'm going to go ahead and blame mostly shitty players on a hitting coach.
     
  16. dallasdawg

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    I'll sign that petition
     
  17. fucktx

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    i think choo just sucks because he's been horrible the entire time he's been here

    beltre, odor, and leonys are regressing so much though since last year :(
     
  18. * J Y *

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    I truly believe baseball is a sport where its impossible to play up to your value when you know the overall team is dogshit. In both football and basketball you can even elevate your stats based on being on a shitty team. Baseball is a grind and you have to have something to play for outside of future contract considerations. Having destructive contracts like Choo's is tough on every level of the organization.

    Then again, if its true that Hamilton wanted to come back this bad, him coming in and making some noise could actually help us out in a lot of important ways. If he is a cancer, holy fuck its going to get ugly.
     
  19. jltperson

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    I mean how much uglier can it get? What's the difference between 90 losses and 100?
     
  20. Fancy

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  21. fucktx

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  22. fucktx

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    this team sucks so fucking much
     
  23. BayouMafia

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    screenshot of our side of the box score from last night. What's the record for worst hitting team of all time?

    Rangers.jpg

    Congrats to Choo for getting his 6th hit of the season though :loldog:
     
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  24. Pokes

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    It's getting very hard to watch them. It's one thing to watch shitty baseball but when you add 3 hours of listening to Steve busby = :killme:
     
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  25. BayouMafia

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    meanwhile Josh Lewin is whiling away on Mets Radio
     
  26. fucktx

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    Why do I watch this stupid fucking team
     
  27. fucktx

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    Oh my god

    What a fucking piece of shit team
     
  28. fucktx

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    CHOO FUCKING DID SOMETHING
     
  29. dump

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    Only team in MLB without back to back wins :feelsbadman:
     
  30. * J Y *

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    Oh good martin rolled over his wrist time to put him on the 30 day dl.
     
  31. dump

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    The Astros are so much better than us

    WHY GOD WHY
     
  32. fucktx

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    Why do I fucking watch this shit every day
     
  33. * J Y *

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    im gonna go all in on tanking just so i can not get upset and still get to watch baseball
     
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  34. jltperson

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    Choo is actually hitting a little bit now...

    I guess it was impossible for anyone to be as shitty as he was all season
     
  35. al1

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    8 and 16, how'd we ever win 8?

    It's a miracle.
     
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  36. steamengine

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    Lets not act like either team is worth a shit historically.

    All time win percentages

    Astros .487
    Rangers .476
     
  37. Pokes

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    Yeah but the Astros are in Houston so advantage Rangers
     
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  38. steamengine

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    Do you guys prefer the Lamegers or Strangers? Just trying to gauge which direction I should go based on all the Lastros and Distastros hot takes over the years.
     
  39. jltperson

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    :laugh: Disastros lost to the rangers
     
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  40. steamengine

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    So gross to lose to such a pathetic organization.
     
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  41. fucktx

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    This is the first time the Astros have been above .500 in May since 2008 lmbo
     
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  42. dump

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    Lolastros
     
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  43. fucktx

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    Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?

    Astros

    :loldog:
     
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  44. Pokes

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    Why can't we play the Disastros every day?
     
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  45. dump

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    Remember when the Lolastros fans came ITT to boast about how they have dominated teams recently :loldog:
     
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  46. Pokes

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    They're about to lose two games in a row at home to the worst team in the history of baseball :laugh:
     
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  47. steamengine

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    :beaver:
     
  48. fucktx

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  49. jltperson

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    Are we going to win the World Series
     
  50. fucktx

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