Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. El_Pato

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    I live in El Paso so I can't say much
     
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  2. al1

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    I love all locations. Just don't be shy of where you're from imo. El Paso is beautiful.
     
  3. El_Pato

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    Fuck yeah were building buildings left and right downtown. But it's a personal taste to be there. Scottsdale fucked me up though so I'm out
     
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  4. al1

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    I'm not sure what you're saying but I like cities on the edge of nowhere. Some people think west Texas is ugly but I see its beauty.
     
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  5. al1

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    We're still going 20-142 homies. Jon Daniels is allergic to closers.
     
  6. fsugrad99

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    No reason to have a closer if you never have the lead
     
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  7. fucktx

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    Went from Amarillo to shit ass Houston to Deep Ellum in less than a year
     
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  8. BayouMafia

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    one of my employees is a gay dude who lives in those apartments by the Farmer's Market. Are you his gay roommate?
     
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  9. fucktx

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    Yes
     
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  10. dump

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  11. fucktx

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    Go to a game with me this weekend dump
     
  12. steamengine

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    Nice baseball team you fucking loser
     
  13. fucktx

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    Tbf I’d rather live in a city with an average baseball team than to live in a city where I almost die in a hurricane again
     
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  14. Line 4 Guy

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    Those corndogs look disgusting.
     
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  15. fucktx

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    I still may try one

    They look awful tho
     
  16. dallasdawg

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    I bet they’re delicious
     
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  17. texasraider

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    I will never eat Satan’s cucumber. Nasty
     
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  18. BayouMafia

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    Look motherfucker there are some great cities where you can die in a hurricane.

    Houston is just a shitty city where you can die in a hurricane.
     
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  19. BayouMafia

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    One of the only times I’ve actually made one of those Tasty recipes women post on fb it was hot dogs split and filled with a cream cheese/cheddar mixture then slid inside jalapeños, wrapped in bacon and grilled.

    Sounded awesome but it was a big letdown.
     
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  20. Line 4 Guy

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    Here is my bold prediction. Hamels throws a perfect game today and we go on to finish 1-161. Wooo hooo baseball is here.
    2nd prediction. Someone will die eating one of those big ass chicken sammiches.
     
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  21. dallasdawg

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    if they are bad, which they will be, I hope they are really bad
     
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  22. Line 4 Guy

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    1-161 is pretty bad
     
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  23. Zebbie

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    I wish they’d blow it up & start over but I know they won’t because of the new park opening in a couple of years
     
  24. dallasdawg

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    I think you can do that and be fine for the opening of the new park. There seems to be some optimism about Kershaw, and it’s not a stretch to think two out of Gallo, Mazara, Odor, Profar, and Calhoun will be All Stars. Fill it in with good trades for prospects this year and next, and some smart free agency decisions to pair with Kershaw, you can tank this year and maybe even next and be fine
     
  25. BayouMafia

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    Stop me if you've heard this one - DFW area team thinks they have a great shot at a top free agent because he grew up here.
     
  26. dump

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    him and his wife*

    also most if not all of his friends still live here as well
     
  27. dump

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    and his family
     
  28. Soup

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    Yeah we’re fucked.
     
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  29. texasraider

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    Yay draft picks

    But please be good for a while Hamels we need you to give us some prospects
     
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  30. Pokes

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    Choo fucking sucks
     
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  31. Pokes

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    They all suck
     
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  32. jltperson

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    Can't believe its 2018 and I'm still watching Ryan Rua try to play baseball
     
  33. texasraider

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    looked like a bunch of bumbling idiots out there today
     
  34. Zebbie

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    Can’t wait for 161 more of those :killme:
     
  35. fucktx

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    Lmao at all the bandwagon stros fans
     
  36. fsugrad99

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    I wish they were on the Rangers bandwagon :(
     
  37. Pokes

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    Eat a dick Keuchel
     
  38. fucktx

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    Any of y’all cucks here tonight
     
  39. fsugrad99

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    Kammie’s looking kinda harsh

    Bring back Liddie
     
  40. * J Y *

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    Played golf with a guy that was supposed to go. No way he makes it after gassing beers at 9 am and playing 27 holes.
     
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  41. dump

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    She is preggo with my eggo
     
  42. Pokes

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    I’m in Colorado ama
     
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  43. dump

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  44. fsugrad99

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    I don’t want to ever think about that
     
  45. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    How will the defending champs ever get over losing to the never been champs lmao dump you fat fuck
     
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  46. fsugrad99

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    Outscored Houston through 18 innings

    Pretty obvious we’re better imo
     
  47. dump

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    Has the Astros window closed before it ever really opened?
     
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  48. dump

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    I'm sorry

     
  49. fsugrad99

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    Dump, you don’t fuck every girl an Aggie does

    That’s not how it works. That’s not how it works at all.
     
  50. dump

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    thats me on the left FYI