Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    no way they go with turf
     
  2. Joe Withabee

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    They still claim to be undecided, it shouldn't even be a question. Apparently the field will be well below ground level and it will be hard to get the grass enough sun.
     
  3. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    would be the dumbest thing ever
     
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  4. texasraider

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    The initial renderings were awful. I’m fully expecting this to be worse than MMP
     
  5. fucktx

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    Surprisingly, I want them to keep Profar.

    And then Gallo and Mazara. Everyone else can get out. I wish they could throw Odor into the fucking sun.
     
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  6. dump

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    this is a bad opinion
     
  7. fucktx

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    On the bright side, Choo is extremely tradeable now
     
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  8. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    It would be perfect for that shit contract if he came through at the best time: when we’re crap
     
  9. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Same here, although I don’t know if you’d get anything worth a shit for Profar if you tried to move him, so might as well keep him, let him play every day & see what happens
     
  10. fucktx

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    God damn trade everyone already so they can quit winning meaningless games
     
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  11. steamengine

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    Lol just a team and city that knows how to lose.
     
  12. Pokes

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    Lol from a tech fan
     
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  13. dump

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  14. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Blow the fucking team up already
     
  15. texasraider

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    But keep Alex Bannister on Instagram
     
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  16. Joe Withabee

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    I agree that they need to trade away anything of value, but actively rooting against your team every game is :meh:.
     
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  17. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Yeah I sure hope they can win 75 games instead of 65!
     
  18. Joe Withabee

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    That 1 draft spot sure is going to turn the team around!
     
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  19. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    She’s a good follow since she likes dressing like a skank pretty much every day
     
  20. fsugrad99

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    We’d be in second in the AL Central
     
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  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Ask the Astros what #1 picks do
     
  22. dump

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    thats if you hit on them perfectly

    tons of teams don’t
     
  23. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Okay but having the shot at the #1 pick is infinitely better than being forever mired in mediocrity
     
  24. ColeTrickle

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    Here comes Willie Calhoun
     
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  25. ColeTrickle

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    Bases loaded no outs and can’t pull it off
     
  26. al1

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    Bless your heart
     
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  27. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Good God this team sucks
     
  28. steamengine

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    Chin up. You’re only 24 back!
     
  29. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Better than Baltimore, I think they’re 42 or 43 back :laugh:
     
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  30. El_Pato

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    Hamels sucking ass to kill his trade value is really shitty
     
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  31. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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  32. texasraider

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    Hamels to the Cubs for some A ball pitcher and a bag of dicks to be named later
     
  33. fucktx

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    Better than nothing

    He sucks shit. No worse than some other scrub that we’d run out there
     
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  34. dump

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  35. BayouMafia

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    made me laugh for some reason
     
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  36. dump

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    what the fuck is this gay shit

     
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  37. fucktx

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    Is that a live action shot of Pokes and BMR
     
  38. dump

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    no its of me and you
     
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  39. fucktx

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    You won’t even hang out with me dump smh
     
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  40. dump

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    because I will only ever disappoint you
     
  41. Pokes

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    It was really awkward holding that pose for the sculptor
     
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  42. BMR

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    It might be
     
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  43. dump

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  44. Line 4 Guy

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    0-162
     
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  45. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    5-157

    They’ll beat the Astros a few times
     
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  46. Line 4 Guy

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  47. dump

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    END OF AN ERA

     
  48. fucktx

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  49. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  50. Pokes

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