Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. dump

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  2. a.tramp

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    $1 seats, spent way too much :laugh:

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  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Triple-A affiliate moving to Nashvegas
     
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  4. Pokes

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    Why would you do that to yourself a.tramp. You masochist
     
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  5. a.tramp

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    Wife made me
     
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  6. ColeTrickle

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    4 hit shutout is better than a 2 hit shutout!
     
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  7. El_Pato

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    Who's gonna be the new manager?
     
  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Dusty Baker
     
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  9. Pokes

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    Cocaine Ron
     
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  10. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Beltre as a player/manager would be the best
     
  11. dump

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    nice thread title wtx :loldog:
     
  12. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Should’ve run JD off instead of Banny
     
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  13. El_Pato

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  14. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    We just need to blow the entire thing up
     
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  15. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    I didn’t even make it that

    Someone changed it while I was gone for a while
     
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  16. fsugrad99

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    That's, uh, what they've been doing
     
  17. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    They can’t get out of Evis’ contract and they have no replacement if they trade him

    They might be able to trade choo this offseason

    Other than that there’s not much else to do :idk:
     
  18. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    The three x’s will be gone

    Nothing left to blow up besides choo and andrus

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  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Y’all realize they gotta spend big after next season tho right to sell tickets at the new park
     
  20. dallasdawg

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    Uhh I believe JD still has a job
     
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  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    They just signed him to an extension so they point is moot

    He’s the one who built it all to begin with, and while they’re not a small market team, they can’t spend like the Yankees and Sox do forever

    They’re going to build the system for a year and then spend big again next offseason
     
  22. fsugrad99

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    This could (will?) be Beltre's last game

    Oh captain, my captain
     
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  23. El_Pato

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    Please stay one more year
     
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  24. dump

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  25. Pokes

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  26. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Had to know it was coming unless he was the full time DH, & even that was iffy
     
  27. BayouMafia

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    my heart is broken
     
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  28. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Baseball Gods needed a third baseman
     
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  29. texasraider

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    First Belts and Dirk next.

    I'm broken inside.
     
  30. El_Pato

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  31. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    Sign them for cheaper.
     
  32. Pokes

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    Oh god why
     
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  33. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    Bc we are going to suck something awful next year....why not guarantee it
     
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  34. fsugrad99

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    2019 doesn’t really matter beyond young players progressing
     
  35. BayouMafia

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    lake of fire

    http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...-wetteland-arrested-child-sexual-abuse-charge

    Former MLB pitcher John Wetteland arrested on child sexual abuse charge
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    Former major league closer John Wetteland was arrested Monday on a charge of sexual abuse of a child under the age of 14, police records show.

    The 52-year-old was released from custody after posting a $25,000 surety bond according to the Denton County (Texas) Sheriff's Office.

    In 12 seasons, Wetteland was 48-45 with a 2.93 ERA and 330 saves. He was a member of the New York Yankees' 1996 World Series championship team and was named MVP of the series. He also played for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Montreal Expos and Texas Rangers.

    Wetteland is a member of the Rangers' Hall of Fame and currently lives in the Dallas-Fort Worth area in Trophy Club, Texas.
     
  36. fsugrad99

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    I can't even think of a joke

    fuck him
     
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  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Username checks out
     
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  38. fsugrad99

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  39. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    hopefully he dies
     
  41. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    4-year-olds, Dude.
     
  42. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  43. captbunch

    captbunch Fan of: Texas Tech, Texas Rangers
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    Wes Johnson is going to make him an all star
     
  44. dump

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    We’re retiring #29 next season

    just another reminder that its over :tebow:
     
  45. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    they’re making the current ballpark the xfl stadium lmao
     
  46. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    New renderings

     
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  47. texasraider

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    let's just put a stupid train in left field and call it Minute Maid Park
     
  48. dump

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    I like it
     
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  49. El_Pato

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    Lol


    Guess I should be glad I don't get FSSW anymore