Texas Rangers - They’re still shitty

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ...WTX...?!?!, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    They’re still REALLY shitty
     
    steamengine and Pokes like this.
  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Granted I don’t follow sports like I used to but I think I have heard of 1 of those guys. Or maybe I have just heard of a guy that has a name similar to 1 of those guys. Idk.
     
    ColeTrickle and El_Pato like this.
  3. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    team era should be set at an o/u of 6
     
    a.tramp likes this.
  4. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas RangersDallas CowboysFC Dallas

    AL West champs
     
  5. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    in 2026
     
    fsugrad99 likes this.
  6. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia this that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
    Staff Donor
    FulhamLSU TigersNew Orleans SaintsTexas Rangers

    Hey bud Volquez is can't miss. He's the future of this organization

    signed,
    Rangers fans circa 2005
     
    texasraider, Luka, dallasdawg and 3 others like this.
  7. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Coincidentally he is the one I have heard of
     
    Luka and wtx like this.
  8. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
    Donor
    Chicago CubsLos Angeles ChargersTexas Tech Red Raiders altCoors Light

    Drove by the new stayjum earlier today since I haven’t been over there since about last June - seems to me like they’re gonna be pushing it to be ready to play in it next year, but I guess I could be wrong
     
    ColeTrickle and Luka like this.
  9. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
    Staff Donor
    Georgia BulldogsTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas StarsOklahoma Sooners

    that’s a decent rotation

    if it was 2010 lmao!!!
     
    bhrangerfan0809 likes this.
  10. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    they will be playing there next year
     
    Joe Withabee and Luka like this.
  11. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    Holy shit that rotation is gross
     
    a.tramp likes this.
  12. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    We may lose163 games
     
    steamengine, fsugrad99 and a.tramp like this.
  13. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    anyone going to the cubs game next saturday?

    if so, let’s meet up and fight
     
  14. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    or get a beer
     
  15. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    I’ll come and bring the vegan chorizo

    code for saying I am coming but backing out 24 hours in advance
     
    Luka and wtx like this.
  16. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
    Donor
    Texas RangersTottenham HotspurDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    I'll wait until he never sends me the address
     
    Luka and a.tramp like this.
  17. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
    Donor

    rangers games are one thing i never back out of because i’m a glutton for punishment
     
    fsugrad99, Luka and a.tramp like this.
  18. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Uhm, pop the tapes bro. You have my address but I did not say 12pm a 3rd time (times 1 and 2 were in the thread)
     
    Luka likes this.
  19. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
    Donor
    Texas RangersTottenham HotspurDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    :hurfdurf:
     
  20. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Look

    The team is bad

    You can at least gay sex
     
  21. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death
    Staff Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas Rangers

    Glad I finally live fairly close to the ballpark and the team is complete garbage
     
  22. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death
    Staff Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas Rangers

    Someone on the ticket was trying to say we might go .500 no homer
     
    wtx and Luka like this.
  23. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    No homer we may go 0-163
     
    Luka, a.tramp, wtx and 1 other person like this.
  24. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    A team so bad, there requires an extra game to make sure we’re worse than the Orioles
     
    Luka, wtx and Pokes like this.
  25. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death
    Staff Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas Rangers

    I think you guys are really overlooking the next all stars we have in Mazara, Guzman, Odor, Gallo, Deshields. That’s 7.5 WAR talent combined
     
    Luka, wtx and dallasdawg like this.
  26. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
    Donor
    Chicago CubsLos Angeles ChargersTexas Tech Red Raiders altCoors Light

    I know, just seems like they’ve got a shitload of shit to get done in roughly the next 10-11 months.
     
    wtx, Joe Withabee and Luka like this.
  27. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysTiger Woods

    Definitely read your first post wrong like I assume wtx did.
     
    Luka and wtx like this.
  28. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia this that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
    Staff Donor
    FulhamLSU TigersNew Orleans SaintsTexas Rangers

    My dad is at the job site every couple of weeks so I asked him this morning. He said they tell him they're a little behind because of "so much rain" but they'll do whatever it takes to finish by April 1 because otherwise there's massive monetary penalties, not to mention the embarrassment of inaugurating an unfinished stadium
     
  29. dump

    dump Rookie Of The Year
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsAmerican LeagueDemocratAvengersGame of ThronesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballDallas Mavericks alt

    Guys

    people with photoshop skills bertwing

    you know what to do

    [​IMG]
     
  30. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Who is this
     
    Luka likes this.
  31. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    He definitely wants to fuck that chicken
     
    Luka likes this.
  32. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    That’s fatass Evan grant
     
  33. dump

    dump Rookie Of The Year
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsAmerican LeagueDemocratAvengersGame of ThronesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballDallas Mavericks alt

    America’s favorite baseball beat writer
     
  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    What is your request of lord Bert’s artistic abilities
     
    Luka likes this.
  35. dump

    dump Rookie Of The Year
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsAmerican LeagueDemocratAvengersGame of ThronesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballDallas Mavericks alt

    what you do best, sir

    penises
     
  36. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersTexas RangersDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Really? After all my years of photoshop for you?
     
    texasraider likes this.
  37. dump

    dump Rookie Of The Year
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsAmerican LeagueDemocratAvengersGame of ThronesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballDallas Mavericks alt

    Yes
     
  38. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersTexas RangersDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    You’re dead to me
     
    Luka likes this.
  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    We need an expert in penii sir.
     
    Luka and Soup like this.
  40. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersTexas RangersDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

  41. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Houston RocketsLiverpool

  43. dump

    dump Rookie Of The Year
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersArizona CardinalsDallas StarsAmerican LeagueDemocratAvengersGame of ThronesUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballDallas Mavericks alt

    I wish they would move it back to Dallas

    no one wants to go to the shithole that is Arlington

    but they can keep the Cowboys
     
  44. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersTexas RangersDallas CowboysDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    Back? It’s never been anywhere but Arlington.
     
    ColeTrickle and BayouMafia like this.
  45. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death
    Staff Donor
    Texas LonghornsTexas Rangers

    Classic contractor complaints
     
    Thanos likes this.
  46. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
    Texas RangersDallas CowboysUTEP MinersLiverpoolEl Paso LocomotiveJuarez

    So sad that the best stadium in the league has it's last season with the worst team in the league
     
    Pokes and dallasdawg like this.
  47. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee I am an orphan, man, but ain't we all?
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysTiger Woods

    This year I will probably be watching the reactions to the Diamondbacks new turf closer than individual Rangers games, sadly
     
  48. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Texas LonghornsTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas Cowboys

    This may be it for me folks. We missed our chances with the teams I loved and now they're tearing down the ballpark I love. I'll always love the rangers but it may be sod poodle time.
     
    bhrangerfan0809 and Thanos like this.
  49. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
    Staff Donor
    Georgia BulldogsTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas StarsOklahoma Sooners

    hello yes this is opening day
     
  50. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    I’m looking forward to Donovan’s opening day song this morning but unfortunately that may be the high point of the season. 7 months of shitty baseball here we come