Texas Rangers - They’re still shitty

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  1. Zebbie

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    Hinch got tossed tonight? Little early in the year for that already
     
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  2. dome foam

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    congrats #Texas Rangers .

    well on your way to yet another season of disappointment. enjoy the ride.
     
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  3. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Sorry, we can’t hear you from way up here.

    Are those ants or people down there?
     
  4. BayouMafia

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    Hitting coach did too. And Cole was acting like a 4 year old on the mound. All over balls and strikes.

    Astros were some baby back bitches last night.
     
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  5. texasraider

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    Rooins
     
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  6. Pokes

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    Just hated seeing them fall to pieces last night. Hard to watch
     
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  7. oknole

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    Starting the season with two series wins and now have Angels up next? Can't fall of a cliff if you don't climb up there first. I'm ready.
     
  8. BayouMafia

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    upon further review, fuck the #Houston Astros but double fuck that umpire
     
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  9. zachary

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    glad to know you’re not blind
     
  10. dump

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  11. captbunch

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    Great top of the first.

    Equally shitty bottom of the first
     
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  12. ColeTrickle

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  13. ColeTrickle

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    Maybe our young bats aren’t trash
     
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  14. dump

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  15. ColeTrickle

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    Lol really Guzman
     
  16. Pokes

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    I don’t know what/how this is happening but I love it
     
  17. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. bhrangerfan0809

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    we put the hit in shit
     
  19. Tex

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  20. texasraider

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    Yeah that needs to stop
     
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  21. Tex

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  22. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee Rock that Scoober
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    At least we'll get a look at the turf we'll be using tonight
     
  23. a.tramp

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    Let whomever amongst us that has never grabbed another man’s dong cast the first stone
     
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  24. dump

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  25. texasraider

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    I wouldn’t necessarily say it “looks real”

    It looks like nice synthetic turf
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    Idk, looks like real synthetic turf to me.
     
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  27. texasraider

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    Why r u the way u r
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    It is my way of being me is all
     
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  29. dallasdawg

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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. ColeTrickle

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    Minor for cy young
     
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  31. dallasdawg

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    welp

    thats a little more like it
     
  32. dump

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  33. dump

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  34. texasraider

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    Wonder how many more of our Tommy johnners will be on the 60 day DL before the all star break
     
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  35. dallasdawg

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    volquez going to have surgery again?
     
  36. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    he said he’ll just retire before that
     
  37. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    nonzero chance dump is pitching before the season is over
     
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  38. dump

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  39. dump

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  40. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i seem to remember the story on him after the draft. a local kid being the first big pitcher we’ve developed would be awesome, hope he makes it back strong
     
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  41. dump

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    where do I get one

     
  42. wtx

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    go to the game
     
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  43. dump

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  44. dump

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  46. captbunch

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    hit a mamo bomb tonight
     
  47. Tex

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  48. dallasdawg

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    the 2 inning segment they did earlier with the old president was awesome
     
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  49. Tex

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    That was a homer
     
  50. Tex

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