Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. BayouMafia

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    Mike Olt was released by Algodoneros de Unión Laguna of the Mexican League on Monday.

    Prayers sent
     
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  2. dallasdawg

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    :roll: what a name from the past
     
  3. dallasdawg

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  4. Pokes

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    Yep. Still shitty
     
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  5. fsugrad99

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    JD, get to selling
     
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  6. a.tramp

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    I have to take a shit, am I a Ranger?
     
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  7. dallasdawg

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    i hope they realize this organization can't contend in the next few years with how things are currently
     
  8. Pokes

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    They should just keep sending willie down every game until we win. Need to figure out what minor league level he helps us at the most
     
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  9. texasraider

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    Looking forward to dealing everyone but Gallo
     
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  10. dallasdawg

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  11. fucktx

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    i think it’s time we come to terms with the fact that mazara sucks
     
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  12. texasraider

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    I’m there man
     
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  13. fucktx

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    i’d give up minor for basically nothing if someone would take odor’s garbage ass and his contract tbh
     
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  14. fucktx

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    minor and lynn are having the two best seasons for rangers starters in like 20 years lmao

    how embarrassing honestly
     
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  15. texasraider

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    Can we trade some people already

    get it together JD
     
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  16. dallasdawg

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    they pushed minors start back so he’s probably gone
     
  17. Line 4 Guy

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    I cant believe we didnt do shit.
     
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  18. dallasdawg

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    dallasdawg emphasized “I cant believe we didnt do shit”
     
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  19. fsugrad99

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  20. Tex

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  21. texasraider

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    I used to have a lot of faith in JD
     
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  22. Pokes

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    Ownership deserves a lot of blame for this shit show too. It’s weird how little we hear about them. Wouldn’t be surprised if they plant a for sale sign at the front door when the new stadium opens
     
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  23. BayouMafia

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    New stadium is making progress and looks like it’s a lot bigger than I thought. Was at a stoplight at Mayfield and Cooper in Arlington this afternoon and noticed the steel support structure in my rear view mirror. This is ~5 miles from the stadium and it’s still looming above the city.

    Sorry for the poor quality - this is in my rearview mirror and cropped.
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  24. Pokes

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    Snapped a few pics the other day when I was out there for work. It’s insane how big that fucking crane is





     
  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    Just curious, would you guys be more inclined to go to a game if the roof is going to be closed, instead of sitting outside in 90 degree weather? They can also probably schedule more day games now, and. 1pm starts.
     
  26. dump

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    Yes
     
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  27. Pokes

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    Definitely. I love the old park but there’s no way I’d go to a day game in June/July/August
     
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  28. texasraider

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    Is that even a real question?
     
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  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    What’s in the white fence/box in left center field? Are those suites?
     
  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    I just dont see it having a material impact on attendance figures. I love watching baseball outside. I’m just curious to see what the average attendance will be year 2 of the stadium being open, compared to what it is this year.
     
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  31. fsugrad99

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    Global warming is real y’all

    It’s hotter than it was when I was growing up and it’s only going to get worse. Day games in the summer are a hell no from me
     
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  32. dallasdawg

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    um you do realize 100 degrees is a fuck ton hotter than 90 degrees, which is still hot?
     
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  33. BayouMafia

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    There’s a reason that the entire third base line and left field seats are empty on Sunday afternoons. You can legit die sitting in that heat with no shade for 3 hours.
     
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  34. El_Pato

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    On the crane

     
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  35. ColeTrickle

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    I think one of them is in the middle of a messy divorce
     
  36. fucktx

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    this team fucking sucks but minor and lynn

    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  37. Zebbie

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    Yes, a million times more likely
     
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  38. texasraider

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    Driving near my neighborhood yesterday and saw this old Blazer. Pulled up next to him at a stop light and rolled down my window to tell him I really liked his truck.

    oh hello Josh Hamilton

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  39. fucktx

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    surprised he still lives here
     
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  40. texasraider

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    he had his house listed for a while after the divorce, but eventually took it off the market. I know he spends a lot of time at his ranch too
     
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  41. dallasdawg

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    it’s not like he really had somewhere else to go back to
     
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  42. fsugrad99

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    I hope he's found peace
     
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  43. dump

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  44. dallasdawg

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    fucking team sucks

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  46. dallasdawg

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    heat index is supposed to reach 110 during the game
     
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  47. El_Pato

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    Is this a makeup or is this someone's horrible idea to play a double-header in the middle of August?
     
  48. dump

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    makeup game after Skaggs death
     
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  49. El_Pato

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    Ah, that makes sense
     
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  50. fucktx

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    burke and allard

    :bamawarn:
     
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