Texts from Bennett

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  1. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member
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    http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

    "These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."

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  2. jplaYa

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  3. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Creator of Official Dads of TMB®

    Lost at the Illuminati one
     
  5. TC

    TC Zero holes in the cuntness
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    Thread will get more action if you change the title to Texts from Cole Westbrook
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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    Why the fuck does that guy have 135 unchecked text messages?
     
  7. kentucky_dawg

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    why does this guy have so many new messages?

    also:

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  8. PAHokieinRVA

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  9. kentucky_dawg

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  10. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

  11. Franktus and 96 others

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    YOU HAVE 118 TEXT MESSAGES????
     
  12. Xander Crews

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    Is anyone surprised that he looks like this?

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  13. Jax Teller

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    That is wonderful. I look forward to hearing more from Bennett
     
  14. BamaPhanatik

    BamaPhanatik New Member

    i want to believe that to be real so badly...
     
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  15. Joshuam2107

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    I just don't know what to think yet, but you have my attention thread..
     
  16. clemsontyger04

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  17. PAHokieinRVA

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    Read all of them, amazing stuff.
     
  18. RGClemson05

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  19. Vito Corleone

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  20. Joshuam2107

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    last one sold me..Bennegtt the G is silent
    like lasanya
     
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  21. Arrec Bardwin

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    lol at the Lil waynes lyric being because lasagna doesnt make noise when you eat it.
     
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  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Someone is angling for a sitcom that lasts 3 episodes. Is Shatner available to play Bennett?
     
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  23. hudson

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    I'm sitting here doing group work while doing the trying not to laugh crack up laugh.
     
  24. kennypowers

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  25. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    gold
     
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  26. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    hahahaha im dying
     
  27. RO

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    This is my favorite, unbelievably funny.
     
  28. BudKilmer

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    more please for those who are firewalled at work
     
  29. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    funny but they've gotta be fake
     
  30. kentucky_dawg

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  31. BudKilmer

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    dont you ruin this for me
     
  32. UA412

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    A good bit of it is believable. And then you get this shit

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  33. fsugrad99

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    there's a movie script in this
     
  34. kslim

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    is that a tracfone? dudes balling out of control
     
  35. Hogview

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    These guys are probably 30 year olds from the north east. One of my best friends lives in Boston, has a $150k a year job, and has a Phd from Tufts. His emails and txt are like this all the time.
     
  36. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    Yeah a retarded wigger is not going to know who van gogh is, and if he was smart enough to know, I doubt he would relate a painter who has been dead for over a century to a movie actor just because his name is vince.

    Trying too hard for sake of popularity of the web site was a dead giveaway
     
  37. Phil Connors

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    Odds ColeWestbrook knows who Van Gogh is?
     
  38. tandin

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    dying laughing in my office
     
  39. BMR

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    "The sex symbol himself. Don’t let him fool you. That is a laser tag gun my Aunt Lillian bought him for his birthday."

    hahahhahahaahhhaha
     
  40. BearlyHere

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    This is what I imagine pearl 's text inbox looks like
     
  41. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt
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    I think seeing him in person would be my breaking point in life where I officially snap and go on a rampage killing wiggers across America.
     
  42. 3NolesFan3

    3NolesFan3 You're probably a cunt
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    I mean God fucking damn it.
     
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  43. triceratops

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    faker than a prada sunglasses bought in-front of the washington monumement
     
  44. Miguel Sanchez

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    Total fake and a painfully unfunny try-hard. On a completely unrelated note, I am now going to read a gubber thread and wet myself.
     
  45. pearl

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    This nigga ain't real, he faker than plies' accent
     
  46. Keywan1472

    Keywan1472 Muhfuggas wanna fine mi

    i aint even knooo plies had an axcent
     
  47. Taques

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    man fuck you
     
  48. soulfly

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    rockwilder got the first laugh out of me.