While this probably didn't happen and this dude is doing it for #Clout, my 7 year old cousin wont shut up about climate change.
this one or ruthkanda win tbh it’ll forever be my title on this site the worst tweet I’ve ever seen
the degree to which this thread will blur the line between jokes about said topic and actual examples will enrage me because i'm a lunatic
Who was the #Liverpool fan who said their kid was singing You’ll Never Walk Alone? Because that belongs in here.
Is this type of stuff like a super weird mild form of munchausen by proxy? Not geared towards sympathy but for praise. It's just so bizarre
Took my 3 year old to dinner at an outdoor patio over the weekend. There were some birds lurking nearby. He started yelling "beef bulgogi" at them over and over like an absolute maniac.
If you got 3 names and two aren’t because your parents couldn’t decide on a last name…that’s a problem.
This one is actually a true story: When my son was 8 we were all in the car and "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe comes on. After the lyric that says "never trust a big butt and a smile," I jokingly tell the kids that I wish I had that advice before I met their mom. Then my son pipes up and says, "That's not true. Mom doesn't smile."