Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Mar 14, 2022.
this seems safe
Good thread idea is good.
Should be lots of material of young Aubs owning the Turds on the Bunker.
While this probably didn't happen and this dude is doing it for #Clout, my 7 year old cousin wont shut up about climate change.
Nvm posted the wrong one
I have an original
Not sure if serious
lmao i saved that to show my gf and accidentally posted it my bad
this one or ruthkanda win tbh
it’ll forever be my title on this site
the worst tweet I’ve ever seen
libs on Twitter are the worst in general
the degree to which this thread will blur the line between jokes about said topic and actual examples will enrage me because i'm a lunatic
Who was the #Liverpool fan who said their kid was singing You’ll Never Walk Alone? Because that belongs in here.
this doesnt even make sense
I mean, this is legitimately believable
I was really just linking to that entire account.
how to dissolve a body in acid
haha sorry that was just my 3 year old playing with my phone again
You know what 5 year olds actually say?
"Dad, I love you because you got a big butt"
-My child, 2015
Is this type of stuff like a super weird mild form of munchausen by proxy? Not geared towards sympathy but for praise. It's just so bizarre
Took my 3 year old to dinner at an outdoor patio over the weekend. There were some birds lurking nearby. He started yelling "beef bulgogi" at them over and over like an absolute maniac.
Every answer to every ‘interview with a toddler’ ever.
Oh my god
My sin can say 4 syllable words if da-da-da-da counts
If you got 3 names and two aren’t because your parents couldn’t decide on a last name…that’s a problem.
This one is actually a true story:
When my son was 8 we were all in the car and "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe comes on. After the lyric that says "never trust a big butt and a smile," I jokingly tell the kids that I wish I had that advice before I met their mom. Then my son pipes up and says, "That's not true. Mom doesn't smile."
My sin is a lot worse. Be thankful