That child didnt say that

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hood b. goode, Mar 14, 2022.

  1. 40wwttamgib

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    what the kids really say : "my mom sucks"
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    My two year old dog just asked me why Ryan Seacrest is filling in for Regis. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth and instead told him Reg would be back next week hosting the show with Kelly.
     
  3. Constant

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  4. bigred77

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    Lots of sick people in this thread
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    Your sick!
     
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  7. Hokeamania

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    THE SEQUEL!

     
  8. Corky Bucek

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  9. Constant

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  10. Celemo

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    oh sweet Christmas
     
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  11. Kirk Fogg

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    “Award Losing” is great
     
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  12. Jesse Palmer

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    The amount of fun I am having reading this thread is astonishing - I'm hooked!

    I'm also on page 1.
     
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  14. ashy larry

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  15. 40wwttamgib

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    sorry little fella, your rights expire at birth and you don't get them again until you're 18, if you're lucky enough to make it that far.
     
  16. skiedfrillet

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    this thread just reinforces my hatred in everyone
     
  17. Celemo

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    I definitely hate-read this thread
     
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  18. TC

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  19. One Two

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  20. Celemo

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    fuck me in the goat ass I hate these people so much
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Do you also have a goat mouth or just a goat ass?
     
  22. soulfly

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    Don’t start getting all choosy, Shawn.
     
  23. TC

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    Shawn listen to this entire video immediately
     
  24. racer

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    It’s possible, but that definitely sounds like it could be mom posting from the 11y/o account

     
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  26. Drown ‘Em

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  28. Constant

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    Her husband is very insightful.
     
  29. Icculus is a Bammer

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  30. Roy

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    Yea it’s not just MAGAs making fun of you.
     
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  32. Duck Smoker

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    Border Patrol gets in on the fun:

     
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  33. hood b. goode

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  34. football501

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    Get that child into a PR program, immediately!
     
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  35. Celemo

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    oh for fuck sake
     
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  36. TC

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    Oscar, 5, called another child a bitch and was placed in timeout.
     
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  37. hood b. goode

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    :pffft:
     
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  40. El Tiburon

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    That biker was on the way to a hipster coffee shop!
     
  41. bwi2

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    that person was Andrew Yang and that biker was a guy who wanted him to move out of the bike lane
     
  42. ashy larry

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  43. CF3234

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    That girl, George RR Martin
     
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  44. ashy larry

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    i want to do the drinking part but not the writing part
     
  45. Imurhuckleberry

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    I regret that I have but one like to give this post.
     
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    I may be a shitty poster but every once in a while I come up with a good one.
     
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  47. LetItSoak

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    I'm a little high but this slayed me
     
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  48. *DIESEL*

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  49. JonathanCoachman

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    Update

    My dog wouldn't stop hounding me over Regis' absence so I decided to tell him that he got Me Too'ed. He was devastated. Wish I had just told him the truth.
     
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