That child didnt say that

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  1. TableKnight

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    not a chance his kid said that
     
  2. hood b. goode

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  3. glimmer

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    that’s some grade-A linkedin cringe
     
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  4. bro

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  5. 20/20/20/20

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  6. racer

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    GBR and thank you
     
  7. racer

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    Hmmmmm. HMMMMMM.
     
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  8. racer

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  9. Deuce

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  10. Clown Baby

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    My son Jasper actually did something really cool the other day.

    Edit: WHAT THE FUCK
     
  11. spagett

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    Satire account makes it less funny tbh
     
  12. The Guglia

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    I saw Megyn Kelly responding to this as if it were real.
     
  13. Deuce

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    Yeah I didn’t do a cursory glance at the account before posting. That’s on me.
     
  14. Icculus is a Bammer

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  15. Bert Handsome

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  16. CF3234

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    That kid, Ben Bernanke
     
  17. racer

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    Not sure what’s all in this thread, but I imagine there are a couple of good ones.



     
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  18. Sub-Zero

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    Man that is a competitive slate this year
     
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  19. racer

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    “and everyone cheered” is always the final clue
     
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  20. CF3234

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    Or they got their meal/shopping for free
     
  21. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin So what, no fuckin ziti now?
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    Clue that it’s supposed to be a joke and not someone clout chasing.
     
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  22. racer

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  23. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    man the injecting essential oil one is my favorite
     
  24. racer

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    Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned Sunday workplace orgy

     
  25. Prospector

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    Dear Penhouse,
     
  26. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin So what, no fuckin ziti now?
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    UK is strong in these, 3 out of 5 winners.
     
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  28. racer

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    I bet those chickens lived a better life at kfc than poultry farm chickens
     
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  29. Roy

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    I can’t see this thread without hearing Ruthkanda Forever in my head
     
  30. CF3234

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    0/10

    trying too hard to intentionally get RT’d
     
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  31. Taffy

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    4 out of 5 I'll have you know
     
  32. soulfly

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    Pretty sure the account is run by a Brit.
     
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  33. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    This one could go either way. Pretty cute if it actually is true.

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    Let me tell you about my friends Lemonjello and Orangejello
     
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  35. Nug

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    Put some respect on the sibling's name, Oranjello posts here
     
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  37. Sub-Zero

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  38. theseasonisover

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    Stingers Up, like my grandfather used to say!
     
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  39. racer

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    I haven’t followed golf much recently. Golf has teams now?
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Me to Bubba Watson’s son

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  41. electronic

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    Just the league formed for the express purpose of glossing over human rights violations, bigotry, and terrorism.
     
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  42. bro

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    nothing like invoking your kids becoming aware of what your job is to cover your sportswashing
     
  43. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Those sound more like names of teams in his son’s Little League.
     
  44. poor paul

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    I *guess* we can lump killing journalists with a bone saw under human rights violations or terrorism if we have to.
     
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  45. hood b. goode

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  46. Lawnole23

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    Little less time in the spirit of the Lord and more time cleaning that room.
     
  47. Constant

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    Kid has figured out how to play the parents.
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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    If he’s legit on fire, tell the boy to stop, drop and roll.
     
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