The 2022 Academy Awards

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  1. Lip

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    Is the last hour of drive my car really good? I’ve watched the first two hours and I’m not hooked.
     
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    Saw ABC has a red carpet show going on so just clicked on it and they've got Vanessa Hudgens doing interviews. My god she is so hot. Just looked it up and she's 33. I'll go out on a limb and say she is the most beautiful 33 yo on the planet.
     
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  3. afb

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    the awards cut from the show are being given out right now















     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Dune has already won 4 Oscars. I don't think it will get many in the actual show. But of the best picture nominees, it will be the only one I watch 10 years from now.
     
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    Hans Zimmer just adds to his GOAT status
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    *Watching Dune
    "Man, this looks and sounds cool as hell"
     
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  7. dump

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    Personally I would choose Alan Silvestri as the GOAT but I am very biased
     
  8. Lyrtch

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  9. afb

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    this is so dumb

    the movie that wins the most awards might not even win anything on the broadcast
     
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  11. dump

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    The Academy sucks but the Ringer staff are such fuckheads about everything they write about
     
  12. dump

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    That West Side Story actress looks to have gotten an invite

    but she also looks like she has some gypsy in her
     
  13. laxjoe

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    Dune cleaned up in the pre show. Will win very little during the actual telecast and that sucks
     
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  14. laxjoe

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    I do want a diner interview with the person who chose to watch tonight only bc they didn’t air sound mixing and sound editing on the broadcast.
     
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  15. laxjoe

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    I thought they were starting with encanto. Beyoncé makes sense as well though
     
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  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    putting beyonce on first to try to drive some social media buzz and get more people to tune in

    aint gonna work, but worth a shot i suppose
     
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    Are they supposed to look like tennis balls

    also lol at these Compton residents see a random ass horse go down their street
     
  18. laxjoe

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  19. dump

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    can we do without this douche all night
     
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    I would do some dirty things to Regina Hall
     
  21. laxjoe

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    I’ll be here all night, but I’ll try to not be a douche
     
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    you are never a douche <3
     
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  23. laxjoe

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    Didn’t Tony hawk just destroy his arm or leg?
     
  24. bro

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    Schumer is killing it
     
  25. laxjoe

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    That was fantastic!!
     
  26. afb

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    I liked both sets of jokes

    but if you're gonna complain about time, why are we doing two intros
     
  27. dump

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    Hollywood loves reboots
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    schumer went spicy for the oscars, normally this shit is staid and boring

    dug it
     
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  29. bro

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    Her Michael Jordan joke was hilarious
     
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    Broke his femur badly
     
  31. bro

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    She was awesome in west side story
     
  32. bro

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    Assault!
     
  33. dump

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    Finally men can be eye candy
     
  34. Upton^2

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    White men can’t jump reunion!
     
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  35. bro

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    Got predictably sideways
     
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  36. dump

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    See you guys Dune does get some love tonight
     
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  37. RoderickJaynes

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    Imagine being the director of a movie that wins basically all of the technical awards and you don’t get nominated for Best Director. Makes zero sense.
     
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  38. Lip

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    Who was the babe to the left of Denis?
     
  39. jokewood

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    what in the literal fuck was Wesley Snipes wearing
     
  40. dump

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    get Nate Jacobs off of my screen
     
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  41. Upton^2

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    I believe that was costners wife
     
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    he walks pretty well with a broken femur
     
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    For sure. Tough injury to recover from at his age...or any age I guess
     
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  44. dump

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    ENCANTO TIME

    WOOOOOOOOOO
     
  45. bcuga

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    It's my best picture
     
  46. bro

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    They really need to eliminate the musical performances
     
  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    its still hilarious they nominated this and not bruno
     
  48. dump

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    its a beautiful song and the fact its all in Spanish
     
  49. dump

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    I wish I could eliminate you
     
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  50. bcuga

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    Cinderella is gorgeous