The 30 Rock Thread

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by Clown Baby, Apr 13, 2015.

  1. Clown Baby

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    Let me tell you another story that came true. It's about a virgin who gave birth to a man who had some funny ideas. That virgin was my sister, and her son Lyle has a learning disability.
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Good God lemon.
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    That was a great American Pie, Pete. You knew all the words.
     
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  4. DelapThrows

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    Better get on yo job, tell em, haters get on yo job, nougats... at least I think he's saying nougats?
     
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  5. RWisoursavior

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    The writing on this show is brilliant.
     
  6. tne

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    2nd all time favorite show behind Seinfeld
     
  7. zeberdee

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    somehow I never watched this show. started watching recently on Netflix though and I'm midway through season 3 and I absolutely love it. I don't know how I missed this when it was airing. it's definitely in the upper echelon of network comedies for me with AD, Seinfeld, P&R...
     
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  8. DelapThrows

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    And you are getting into the best run of the show... Apollo Apollo, Kidney Now!, etc.
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    Hi, I'm Bijou
     
  10. ElectricDreamMachine

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  11. RWisoursavior

    RWisoursavior Formerly DannyObrienIsOurSatan

    The writing on this show is incredible.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.
     
  13. Flagpole

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    Gonna be a whole day of team sports and beer. Gonna get the ole hear rate up. Pound a cheeseburger in the sun, throw some butter on it.

    I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR HEART EXPLODE
     
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  14. Clown Baby

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    Winthrop, Banks here thinks he could pin you
     
  15. Flagpole

    Flagpole ps your cunt is in the sink
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Liz, wake up. There's someone in the apartment...

    Who loves you
     
  17. tne

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  18. Clown Baby

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    Hey, don't talk to Jack that way! He got me a kidney! From Elvis Costello.
     
  19. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Finally getting around to watching again...can't remember where I left off so I'm starting at S2 again...I have a tough time deciding whether this or AD is funnier
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    At dinner the other night my daughter blurted out that she'd just spent $150 on hotdogs. I was the only one that laughed.
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    It's a fire drill. You coming downstairs?

    And stand outside in some line like an Italian? I don't think so.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    You're inappropriate you jerk, with your big stupid face.
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    My character seems too passive. What if I was like, "I need to have sex with both of you one more time to decide." I'm no writer but do that.
     
  25. slogan119

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    Just started a rewatch. Season 1 is amazing, and I know it gets better.
     
  26. Clown Baby

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    Real life is for March!
     
  27. slogan119

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    Never follow a hippie to a second location.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    My favorite part of that episode is:

    "That guy's got a gun"

    "Don't worry, he's not a cop"
     
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  29. slogan119

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    The Page-Off is pretty solid too. When Pete comes down and starts yelling "We're a billion dollar company - what are you idiots doing?" while the pages scamper is pretty amazing.
     
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  30. Clown Baby

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    That reminds me of Pete's line later which is something to the effect of, "Kenneth, this is the National Broadcasting Company, nothing you can do will embarrass it."
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    "We're calling it Not Kenneth"

    "It's kind of hard not to take that personally, sir"
     
  32. slogan119

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    Definitely going to start referring to people as "chuckles."
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Sometimes I'll wake up my bff by shaking her and saying "babe, there's someone in the apartment...who looves you."
     
  34. Clown Baby

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    Save it, Liz. I already booked the 911 bird. Winston, here, saved his owner by dialing 911 and yelling fire...but only because he didn't know the word for rape.
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Oh, yeah, there's a garbage bag in the hall with a reef shark in it. Just throw him in the tub with a reef.
     
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  36. Clown Baby

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    Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish!

    Our basketball hoop was a rib cage!

    A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!

    Our projects were never after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be the worst president ever!
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Like I said in my cameo in Leap Dave Williams, "give me your wallet, old man"
     
  38. laxjoe

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    Oh I get it. Romeo and Juliet. Capulets and Romulans. I been there. I'm black, she's white. I'm black, she's light skinned black. I'm black, she's 17.
     
  39. Clown Baby

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    Oh my god, are you trying to ballon boy him?

    Liz, what's the one mistake those people in Colorado made?

    One mistake?!

    There was no kid in the balloon. When Jose jumps out of there or whatever, people are gonna go nuts
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    30 Rock is right at the top for me. It's my, put on every night before I go to bed show. No clue how many times I've watched it all the way through.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    My favorite is every rewatch picking out every moment Kenneth hints at being eternal
     
  42. daddy fat sacks

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    Freaky deekies need love, too.

    Freaky deekies need love, too.
     
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  43. laxjoe

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  44. Clown Baby

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    Maybe I'll buy NBC and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in Midtown!

    Oh yeah, Jerry, like you've got $4 million just lying around
     
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  45. laxjoe

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    Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy not to go into your room? Well, naturally, we thought you were a serial killer and, as you can imagine, your bird is dead
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    For your information, most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed during Sting's house fire.
     
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  47. tne

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    I am perpetually in a state of watching this show

    It is ideal to put on while cleaning or showering or doing anything around the apartment
     
  48. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Hilary Clinton wants an all homosexual army. How will that affect my family?
     
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  49. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    in other news, a tornado hit downtown detroit...putting out several fires
     
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  50. Clown Baby

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    This devastating wildfire...
    This horrible flood...
    This wonderful flood that put out that devastating wildfire.
     
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