The 30 Rock Thread

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by Clown Baby, Apr 13, 2015.

  1. Clown Baby

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    It’s Cincinnati and Fort Myers. Did you not learn this country’s airport codes in high school?
     
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    The whole James Franco/body pillow bit is amazing.
     
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    Are you familiar with Japanese moe relationships where socially dysfunctional men develop deep emotional attachments to body pillows with women painted on them?

    I am not, James.

    Neither am I, Liz!
     
  4. Clown Baby

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    Objects are made by men and used for many purposes but we never love objects
     
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    A man had his hands on my waist on a day that was reserved for the Lord
     
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    I get it, but I’m sad they cut Hamm and Tracey from the live show on Hulu. The Blackface was intentional! Still a great episode, but Hamm yelling BANJO made it elite.
     
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    The OG east coast version might be my favorite TV episode ever.
     
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    I don’t mean to be racist but white guys are typically punctual. I’m sorry I got so real but nothing will change unless there’s a DIALOGUE.
     
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    To a show TV Guide once referred to as… “Still on.”
     
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    I need you to get me something called Vagitrax. It’s for dry knees.
     
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    boat painting? We know art is painting of horses.
     
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    Liz, I need to talk to you. Beat it, Grizz or Dotcom
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    So wear something classy. Like white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.
     
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    She has really thin lips but makes up for it with tongue girth
     
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    Nancy’s Irish Catholic, they mate for life. Like swans. Drunk, angry swans.
     
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    Wanting to be book is not book
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    Professor Whitmore would’ve given you a “good job” spanking

    What is business school
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Never noticed this was Chidi until just now

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  19. Clown Baby

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    Liz Lemon is a crack whore!

    Probably not but continue
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    I wouldn't have been able to rewatch those anyways because of how palpably nervous Jack McBrayer was the entire time. Kenneth isn't Kenneth if he's nervously giggling the entire time. That's only appropriate for a Parcell man when The Hill People come.
     
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    He wasn’t good in those. Neither was Jenna or Pete. Should of made those 3 do the Abe Lincoln 1 man show on Broad-Way a few times to get the nerves out.
     
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    You’d think a member of The Best Friends Gang would share his gift for the stage with his Best Friends.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    That account is always good for a chuckle

     
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    Incredible

     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    You could have a character in primetime making a passionate argument that we need CO2 taxes to replace payroll taxes. Your parent company could lobby Congress to pass the treaty and save the climate.

    Or, you could put on a silly hat and tell kids how outsourcing means cheaper toys at. Christmas
     
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    I don’t think you should be drinking with a concussion.

    Haha, that’s a great Liz impression, Criss
     
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    When the birds first showed up, we all laughed and started making Hitchcock jokes. But we’re not laughing anymore, because our laughter excites the birds sexually.

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  29. Clown Baby

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    Couldn’t help but read it in Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning mode. “This devastating wildfire. This horrible flood. This wonderful flood that put out that devastating wildfire.”
     
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    Wow Avery Jessup, she’s hot. She was on the Maxim “I’d Rape That” 100
     
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    Your blood tastes like root beer takes me out every time.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Growing up poor. Thinking basketball was the ticket out. Being wrong.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    I hope they didn’t spend too long out because they have The Sitter at home that needs to be relieved.
     
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  36. football501

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    We brought good things to life…and bad things to Chinese rivers
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Tracy Jr made you an acrostic.

    Well I hope he also made me an acros helmet so I don’t get hurt playing acros
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Now this is surgery so don’t eat anything beforehand…because I’ll have a big breakfast waiting for you
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Pound for pound Dr Leo Spaceman has to have the best jokes per capita ratio ever
     
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    Everyone born before Jesus is in Hell.
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Remember that African prince who needed our help getting his money out of Africa? I got the check today!
     
  42. JonathanCoachman

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    It would be noble of you to use that money on opening an Institute of Black Karate in your local community.
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    Daaaaddyyyyy
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

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    One of my favorite line deliveries in any show or movie I've watched.
     
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    One rule: If anyone of us gets caught, we leave ‘em behind to die. Okay, who are you and what are we doing?
     
  46. DirtBall

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    I had no idea there was an irl Queen of Jordan talk show

     
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    Really need a spinoff featuring Randy Spaceman. Why did he get life in prison?
     
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    Kenneth, we were on the balcony and saw 4 flaming horses ride by.

    Reverend Gary says super gay horses are a sign of the end times.
     
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    No you don’t, Oprah
     
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