The 30 Rock Thread

Discussion in 'TV Board' started by Clown Baby, Apr 13, 2015.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The Honkeys shot me.
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    No, Dad!!!
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ll cut you up so good you’ll have a chin. You’ll all have chins.
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    freaky deakies need love too. freaky deakies need love too.
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    That’s the lip gloss she put on me so I can be her fancy boy.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m a strange man who can’t be taken seriously.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m a ridiculous unstable human being.
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    Michael Sheen’s performance as Wesley (Snipes) is easily Liz’s most underrated love interests.

    [incredulously] “Popcorn and seltzer? At the cinema?!”
     
  9. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Sounds like this calls for a ranking.
     
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  10. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    can't believe this didn't get re-upped already

     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Any list that doesn’t have Dennis Duffy #1 overall is going to be wrong
     
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  12. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    GOAT
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I mean if you see him and the actor who do you think should be named Wesley Snipes
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    shut up Dummy
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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    You would pick the pale Englishman every time
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Oh I get it. You want me to rank you. Apples and oranges, ladies
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    Speaking of Wesley, A+ gag here

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  18. Clown Baby

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  19. Clown Baby

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    If you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform, you can go pretty much anywhere. I've been upstairs at the White House while the Obamas were sleeping.
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    You built that bookshelves incorrectly!

    No I didn’t! I wanted the books to slide off!
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long

     
  22. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Incredible.

    What's the twist? It's hard to tell exactly how old these women are but are the "young men" their sons or something. That'd be unexpected
     
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  23. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    100% it’s their kids imo
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    And I lost my other hand waving from a helicopter, which is apparently a big no-no, while doing Doctors Without Borders in Africa. But in my defense, I thought I saw my old high school football coach.

    And what would he be doing in Africa?

    I don’t know but he looked just like him. Except black.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    Which is it, you love me or you’ve got squatters rights?!

    I don’t see why they’re mutually exclusive!
     
  26. Clown Baby

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  27. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Kills me every time
     
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  28. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    The sheer joke volume in that show was unparalleled. Lesser shows labor to set up a punch line... 30R just slung them left and right.
     
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  29. CloudBerry

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    I love that the defining spirit of improv is "yes, and", taking what your partner says as a given and building on it, but Jenna is so vacuous that not only can she not tell Slingblade from Oprah, she can't even agree that Oprah likes French fried potaters.
     
  30. Colin Robinson

    Colin Robinson Semi-Well Known Member
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    How the fuck did this have only one like? I’ll make it two, seven years later.
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    Such a funny line
     
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  32. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Take my retroactive like.
     
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  33. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m proud that the second post itt is mine. Me and Clown Baby are 30 rock hipsters
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    It’s our love language
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Clown Baby did you get your username from ASIP? Watching an episode s2e5
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Sure did. Why don’t you go tell the bookie that Clown Baby has arrived.
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    so what are you, like a baby clown?
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    No it’s like a baby that’s dressed as a clown. Never mind you wouldn’t get it
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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    Dinner with Chuck Schumer? I don’t want to watch that guy eat.
     
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  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    NBC is showing fireworks over Manhattan. No cowboy hats yet but I’m sure Jack is proud.
     
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  42. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Been watching some random episodes lately, and it's really too bad s2 was cut short because of the writers' strike that year. The episode where he and CC hook up is one of my favorites from the series. "God I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things". That whole scene is hilarious.
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    “Here’s your Nancy Drew, sir”

    “For men, it’s called a Hardy Boy”
     
  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    When the Asian markets collapse and Tracey tells Larry something like “I’m glad I’m here to talk the viewers through this”, always kills me
     
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  45. Clown Baby

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    What happens inside a man’s rain poncho at a minor league baseball game is his business!
     
  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    one word: coffee

    one problem: where do you get it
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Everywhere you get it everywhere!!!!!!
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    Oh my god, are you trying to Balloon Boy him?!

    Liz, what’s the one problem those people in Colorado got wrong?

    One problem?!

    No kid in the balloon. When Jose pops out of there, or whatever, people are gonna go nuts
     
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