The 5 Best Burgers in America are found at....

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  1. * J Y *

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    Docta Peppah is my favorite coke to drink w/ a burger.
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    There are opinions that are wrong and here is one.
     
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  3. TC

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    I recognize I'm in the minority but I agree with him. Eggs taste and smell like....eggs. How do people find that delicious? I'm disgusted by fried eggs
     
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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Spicy burger plus fried egg is literally the best thing
     
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  5. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    eggs are a perfect food thats why
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Why do so many people like sex I don't understand
     
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  7. TC

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    Do you get excited if there's sulfur in your water and it tastes like eggs?
     
  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Sulfur doesn't taste like eggs what in the world.
     
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  9. HOOSINSC

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    now a mother fucker here doesn't like eggs?

    this fucking board man
     
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  10. TC

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    I just googled and confirmed that the smell of sulfur is commonly associated with rotten eggs
     
  11. TC

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    I'm voluntarily making myself a pariah here. I'm siding with boone for fucks sakes
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    The smell of sulfur is commonly associated with rotten eggs, yes. The taste of sulfur doesn't taste like fresh delicious perfect eggs.

    HTH
     
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  13. —

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    Yeah I wasn’t really into the teen club scene when I was in atl so the smoke was an inconvenience. Idk why you are minmizing it. Going into places and being greeted w a cloud of cig smoke is gross, and is infinitely more likely to happen in Atl than in places with an all out ban.
     
  14. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    good thing i dont eat rotten eggs
     
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  15. TC

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    Smell and taste are closely linked, you know that. I'll try to spare everyone a big semantic argument
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Fresh and rotten are quite different.
     
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  17. * J Y *

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    Ugh yuck y’all like burgers? Have y’all ever smelled rotting beef?
     
  18. jokewood

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    :yolo:
     
  19. Cheshire Bridge

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    Hardly any bar in Atlanta allows smoking.
     
  20. BrickTamland

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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Perfect burger.

    Great beef
    jalapeno bacon
    pepperjack cheese
    spicy aoli (mayo for you condiment cunts who like to pretend you hate mayo)
    Little avocado spread
    fried egg
    Lightly toasted high quality bun
     
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  22. HOOSINSC

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    i'm just not sure you have actually eaten an egg.
     
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  23. TC

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    I described my own idiosyncratic experience with the food. No one cares so I'm not gonna belabor it. I don't think it's surprising to learn that different people have different reactions to foods
     
  24. HOOSINSC

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    ohhh we care, that's why we keep quoting you and making fun of you. it was surprising that someone associates eggs only with the inedible spoiled version of it. i would have understood a response like "eww eggs gross, got any dick?" more than this.
     
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  25. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    excuse me sir this is the internet
     
  26. Bo Pelinis

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  27. TC

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    It seems very productive to carry this argument further. Perhaps this is a "hill I shall die on." If only I present my points vigorously enough perhaps I'll know the joy of forcing an internet user to capitulate
     
  28. miles

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  29. blind dog

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    My wife also won't eat eggs. Wanna fuck?
     
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  30. jokewood

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    I didn't like eggs either until I stopped eating the shells.
     
  31. blind dog

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    When I was a young lad my friend's dad boiled some shrimp for us. I ate like a pound before his dad realized I didn't know I was supposed to peel them. Got laughed at and told it would feel like I was shitting fingernails (luckily it didn't)
     
  32. HOOSINSC

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    you know you wanna defend yourself, come on... do it... just a little
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    You should try using someone else's hand then
     
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  34. The Real Roy Williams

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    I can't say what the best burger joints are but I had a solid one for kunch today. Bacon, Cheese, Grilled onions and jalapenos, Avacado, Lettuce,Tomato and Aoli spread. With a side of fries. It was not a healthy lunch but it was tasty.
     
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  35. Menelaus

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    NYC burgers I love
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  36. REGGNECK

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    DB bistro is in its own class.
     
  37. —

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    Vortex does, which was the genesis of this entire smoking in restaurants conversation. I said it limited my ability to enjoy their burger. Idk why you are being defensive, I like Atlanta.
     
  38. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I'm a The Nook guy myself
     
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  39. Jorts

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    List is flawed. If you order something other than the Duck Club & duck fat fries, from Tattooed Moose, you are doing it wrong
     
  40. MA

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    This is a garbage opinion when it comes to burgers.
     
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  41. Weedlord420

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    Good stuff eatery >
     
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  42. MA

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    Also, burgers that require you to unhinge your jaw to eat are garbage burgers.
     
  43. MA

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    Best burger recipe:

    1. On a chilled sheet, form patties with minimal touching out of 80/20 ground chuck. Salt and pepper. (Pro tip: Buy 1lb so it can easily be split into 4 4oz patties)
    2. Cook in 8" saute pan, on high, for 2.5 mins on first side and 1.5 mins on second side
    3. Top with Kraft American Single for last 30 seconds.
    4. Place in Sunbeam bun, Martin's if you're feeling fancy.
     
    #193 MA, Nov 14, 2018
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2018
  44. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Terrible idea
     
  45. MA

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    It truly hurts my soul how wrong you are here. That's arguably the most important part of making a good burger.

    Oh, maybe you were commenting on that autocorrect. My apologies if so.
     
  46. Pharm

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    Wrong, American cheese is terrible on all things
     
  47. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    Smoking sections in restaurants were the real last vestiges of Jim Crow
     
  48. Joe_Pesci

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    it melts the best :twocents:

     
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  49. Wu

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    Hot take: should use shredded cheese to melt on a burger :twocents:
     
  50. Space

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    Anti-American cheese people are just anti-American people
     
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