The Arkansas Razorbacks: Bad At Football AND Basketball, Good at Golf and Baseball

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Tupelo, but that’s a drive to Oxford.
     
  2. blind dog

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    Just be a total degenerate and drive to Tunica and gamble all night
     
  3. Gallant Knight

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    just booked a vrbo and a flight to memphis

    will be canceling all of this if chad loses to portland state first game
     
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  4. infected donkey

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    That drive after the game back is miserable.
     
  5. blind dog

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    Oh I know. I went to the 2003 game and watched Eli beat us and we drove to casino afterward. Guess Jesus took the wheel bc no clue how we made it
     
  6. Pelican Grove

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    Jesus that is just as bad
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    I got a VRBO that claims it’s 10 minute walk from the stadium so we Gucci
     
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  8. infected donkey

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    Oxford really needs to step up their hotel game.
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    Why? So they're empty the rest of the year? It's a small town.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    I hope you get a PI
     
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  12. Pelican Grove

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    Oxford has decent hotels considering how small it is
     
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  13. Gallant Knight

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    Wouldn’t be the first time!
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    Yeah, the Chancellor's House is awesome. It's not that bad outside of football season, either.
     
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  16. THF

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    Huh I guess my invite is still in the mail....
     
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  17. THF

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  18. bertwing

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    Bring your fiancé and make a double date of it!
     
  19. THF

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    Apparently its being talked about that Burks made a one handed catch today which impressed just about every single person at practice.

    Morris was quoted as saying "Treylon Burks made a one-handed catch today that I’m not sure I’ve seen anybody make. The stage is not too big for these (freshman) guys"

    I can't wait to get him and Knox on the field together this year.
     
  20. Gallant Knight

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    I’m just glad his knee is good to go
     
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  21. b0ne5

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    I started to get optimistic but then the battered hog fan syndrome kicked in.
     
  22. bigpig

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    My expectations are so low, the team would have to tremendously overachieve just to disappoint me.

    I'm just ready to watch a football game.
     
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  23. bertwing

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    If Hicks starts any SEC game we are going to be fucking horrid again
     
  24. Gallant Knight

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    He is terrible. Hopefully the staff doesn’t have any loyalty to him. I thought starkel was decent at a&m
     
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  25. bertwing

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    I’ve been on the Starkel is 10x better train ever since he entered the portal

    Starkel has a talent advantage in every category outside of overall knowledge of the offense. Hicks threw two pick sixes in practice yesterday and had a fumble lost. I honestly think Starkel wins the job, and will be pissed if he doesn’t.
     
  26. Prospector

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    I'm going to enjoy this season. I expect us to be dogshit and will pay attention to other games and leagues.
    Fuck Jerry Jones, we should have a mad pirate leading us to 8 wins a year!
    Cheers
     
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  27. infected donkey

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    But our fucking punter and new grass turf monster is going to fuck up all the acl's for opposing teams.
     
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  28. bertwing

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    Also, Treylon Burks is a fucking monster and is getting a heavy workload already through 4 practices. He had a one handed Odell Beckham type catch today that made everyone lose their minds. Media had already been kicked out by then. There’s video of it, just waiting on someone to post it.
     
  29. THF

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    It’s pretty remarkable when CM spends most of the practice doing one on one coaching with Burks.
     
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  30. bertwing

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    I’m telling you man, that kid is just different
     
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  31. THF

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    The way it was explained to me was it blew away everyone who was at practice. That’s hard to do. He looks incredible. Apparently opposing players faked injuries last year having to play against him. He is that good.
     
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  32. bertwing

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    Think I told you before, but my nephews team played Warren for the title two seasons ago in WMS. He “only” had like 3 catches for 98 yards, but had a pick 6 and a fumble recovery and had like 16 tackles. Two of his catches were absolutely stupid where he was getting bracketed and got sandwiched across the middle, hung on and stayed on his feet and ran for another 15-20 yards. One of them was one handed.
     
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  33. Prospector

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    Dudes dudes dudes slow your roll. He's one player, a freshman. Our best QB is a Aggie quitter
     
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  34. bertwing

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    I’m excited about a kid I’ve been hyping since he was in 9th grade. Don’t tell me to calm down old man.
     
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  35. Prospector

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    Fine! I'm going to bed You kids stay put, NO SNEAKING OUT DAMNIT!
     
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  36. THF

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    Narrator: “it was that moment, bertwing and THF decided they were definitely sneaking out....”
     
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  37. THF

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    Yep I remember you talking about that. One of the reporters mentioned yesterday that Morris spent a considerable amount of time one on one with Burks.

    It’s really encouraging to see his knee is fully healed and he trusts it. I was honestly more excited about Knox, but the combination of those two will be fun to watch.

    With Burks size, he is going to be a monster in the screen game and apparently they are already having him practice at punt returner.

    Morris said in the spring, they don’t recruit kids to red shirt. I was surprised by the fact he said that. However if they can recruit kids good enough to start, each class, that’s significant improvement. The game is to find kids who can play three and go to the league. If Burks has that type of talent, why waste it sitting on the bench red shirting when he could be making plays?
     
  38. Gallant Knight

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    Everyone said he was
    they redshirted half the class last year and brought in a 255 lbs o lineman this year so that’s bullshit

    People were creaming themselves over Burks for a few years so it’s exciting that he is living up to expectations
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    My favorite burks story is when he went to campus for a bbq or a weekend or whatever and stepp asked him who his top 5 schools were and burks was like what? I don’t have a top 5 I’m probably just going to come here
     
  40. THF

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    Sorry I should have been more clear, he meant the goal is to bring in kids who play immediately. They don't have a chance to do that with every kid, but if they can, they will play a kid immediately. It obviously makes sense to red shirt some kids due to the time it takes to be ready to play at this level. QB/OL/DL/LB are positions which it is much harder to come in and contribute immediately.
     
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  41. THF

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    Found our new QB.

    Apparently we are the first SEC school to buy the system. The company is based in Dallas so I may try and go by to see it if they will let me. Click the arrow on the right to cycle through the videos. There are a couple of them.

     
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  42. blind dog

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    Jones is still our shortest QB
     
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  43. bigpig

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    Jones is basically a hobbit
     
  44. infected donkey

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    Arkansas Razorback Football (@RazorbackFB) Tweeted:
    Yes hello.
    Sources (us) are saying Treylon Burks has been making ridiculous snags in camp https://t.co/XVoMpD6Voo

     
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  45. bertwing

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    That catch isn’t even the ridiculous one he made yesterday. That was today.

    I have a boner
     
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  46. blind dog

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    Prove it
     
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  47. infected donkey

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    Show me the boner...err catch. Fuck it show me both!
     
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  48. THF

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    Yep the one in the video he is in full pads. They didn't go full pads until today. So that catch was from today.

    Was told that the throw was a "back shoulder" throw to simulate the need for the WR to adjust on the throw. Burks just decided to one hand it. Someone compared him to Odell Beckham and they might be right if he keeps making plays like that.
     
  49. bertwing

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  50. Prospector

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    I WILL NOT HOPE I WILL NOT
     
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