The Arkansas Razorbacks: All aboard the Muss Bus

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  1. bertwing

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    You should be fine to bring your titanium dildo into the stadium
     
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  2. Tony Perkis

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    Titanium dildo sounds like it would hurt
     
  3. Prospector

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    Probably similar to how one feels after getting beaten by North Texas
     
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  4. bturns

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    I doubt I'll even watch the game today.
     
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  5. Nostradumass

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    Do we know who the starting QB is?

    Do we even have a starting QB?
     
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  6. Gambler

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    I think it's the 3rd or 4th Allen brother.
     
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  7. Prospector

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    We don't. Saying on radio we will probably see the nonJones freshman qb today
     
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  8. bertwing

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    We're just gonna trot Bobby Allen out there
     
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  9. lechnerd

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  10. dump

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    you would think they would know what losing to the SEC version of Texas A&M is like by now
     
  11. Jc6

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    Lol hogs. Great awareness.
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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  13. infected donkey

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    I’ve already bet against us to lose this game so not a surprise.
     
  14. bertwing

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    Good start so far
     
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  15. Hogview

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    You take $20 a piece for them tickets? Lol
     
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  16. blind dog

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    I have 8 tickets and 2 free parking passes

    Definitely for sale. Bargain face value price of $85 per

    #Alabama Crimson Tide
     
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  17. dump

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    worst investment for blind dog

    Arkyslaw season tickets or Shawn Hunter’s picture
     
  18. blind dog

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    Shawn Hunter ’s pic was better investment than Walmart IPO
     
  19. southlick

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    85? :loldog:
     
  20. blind dog

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    I’ll throw in a bj from my cousin/wife
     
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  21. southlick

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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    How many teeth does she have?
     
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  23. blind dog

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    Let’s just say you’ll have zero worries about scraping
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Sold!!!
     
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  25. blind dog

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    Lolololololl

    About to join the Gallant Knight club after that shit
     
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  26. Gallant Knight

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    Anyone’s opinion changed?
     
  27. blind dog

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    I mean we can’t fire him this year but running a flea flicker with a terrible qb who just got injured might be dumbest call I’ve ever seen in all of sports ever
     
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  28. Gallant Knight

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    Yuracheck didn’t hire him

    When he goes 3-21 he will get fired after two years
     
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  29. CoastalOrange

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    For all the great things about The Chad, he has a really annoying habit of trying to get cute when there is no need for it.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    Also can’t see Henry coming to ark to play for this staff
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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  32. blind dog

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    All the great things huh?
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nope. Didn’t see him ever succeeding at Arkansas and will gladly eat shit if he does. Terrible hire
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Same. I said it was a terrible hire when it was made and now it’s even worse

    He will be lucky to last 3 seasons
     
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  35. Prospector

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    Any hot takes from the 5th Quarter show?
     
  36. rickyrubio4life

    rickyrubio4life Straight Cash Homey

    He was awesome for us almost immediately, but as time would later prove he had a roster full of readymade NFL players.

    WR Sammy Watkins
    WR Nuk Hopkins
    WR Martavis Bryant
    WR Jaron Brown
    WR Adam Humpries
    WR Charone Peake
    TE Dwayne Allen
    RB Andre Ellington
    QB Tajh Boyd (only one who didn't play in the NFL but an awesome college QB)

    I am guessing the cupboard post-Bielema doesn't compare to that roster. I haven't gotten to see much of your games so far, but he paid immediate dividends at Clemson. Only complaint with him was the needless trick plays at terrible times.

    Sucks the way this has started. I was looking forward to legit pulling for you with him there. His offense is very fun to watch when it's clicking.
     
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  37. Hogview

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    Is $85 the FV?
     
  38. bertwing

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    wow you're a real fucking genius, detective
     
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  39. rickyrubio4life

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  40. blind dog

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    Yep
     
  41. bturns

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    In reality, does anyone see another win on our schedule? Everyone says Tulsa but I highly doubt it...
     
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  42. LuPoor

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    We're bad
     
  43. bturns

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    Jack Crowe bad... I knew we were going to be shitty but not 1 win shitty.
     
  44. lechnerd

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    We would take him from you but we already have the #1 TE in the country coming into Aggieland. Just FYI.
     
  45. bhrangerfan0809

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    Real litmus test against Tulsa. They beat UCA by 11 in Week 1 and lost to ASU by 9 yesterday.
     
  46. Gallant Knight

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    Hopefully there is some improvement at some point during the year. Not even hoping for any SEC wins

    Through 3 games the team has actually looked worse week to week
     
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  47. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    It’s pretty incredible how bad we are. The running game didn’t exist yesterday. We don’t have a D1 QB apparently.

    I drank enough to kill a horse last night.
     
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  48. blind dog

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  49. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    But on the bright side I get a 5 hour drive to stew over it.
     
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  50. blind dog

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    I'm assuming Mr. Smyly no longer wants tickets? About to start putting them on Bama sites