The Bachelor

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  1. Mix

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    Vanessa is way too good for this fucking tool. And the Nash girl is boring as shit.
     
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  2. dump

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    You know that you are way into this shit when you follow them on instagram :in-n-out::welpseeyalater:

    Btw Sarah is fucking adorable
     
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    Seeing her with her students brings a tear to my eye.
     
  4. DrTomOsbourne

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    There is NO way that he's kept this bitch around on his own. None. Producers making this season pretty unwatchable.
     
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  5. BayouMafia

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    caught about 20 minutes of last night's episode, which is the most I've watched of the season. What a tool this guy is. "Hey here's where I made out with some girl, and here's another place I made out with a girl, and here too. Oh and by the way here's an ex-girlfriend who wants to tell you how awesome I am, luckily she happens to be mic'd up."
     
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  6. zachary

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    yeah he is a complete douche. it was so cringeworthy everything he would bring up him kissing or fucking other girls. i have no idea why danielle enjoyed that date lol
     
  7. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    75% of these girls are intentionally auditioning for paradise.
     
  8. zachary

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    never watched it before, what is it?
     
  9. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Bachelor in paradise takes like 10-12 former cast members and puts them in a big house on a beach somewhere. They're free to hook up and be with anyone but each week, each sex, alternating, picks someone to save someone that they're interested in. As the days/weeks go on people get added to the show which creates a numbers difference, basically forcing people to be sent home if no one picks them.

    At the end of 4-5 weeks you have the talk and decide if the person you've been with is who you're gonna keep being with, etc.

    There's been a marriage from that show as well as plenty of couples.

    It's actually a far more enjoyable show to watch because there's less of a procedure to follow.

    The best part of paradise last year was Daniel, his antics, and his dates. He's one of the best cast members they've ever had and I sincerely hope he's back this coming season.
     
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  10. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    I also hate myself for knowing all this.

    My wife is obsessed with the bachelor shows and the ridiculousness of it all likening it to watching a train wreck.

    I don't particularly like this season, but I like Nick a lot more now after his past season in Paradise than I did in Kaitlyn's season. It's definitely a more real show if that's such a thing.
     
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  11. KJROD20

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    jaimej and I agree that this season has been boring as shit so far.

    I'll also call the Taylor vs. Corrine 2 on 1 right now. Seems super obvious at this point.
     
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  12. Mix

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    Corrine is the only interesting thing going this season. Show is boring as fuck when he has a 1 on 1 with some boring girl who just wants to be famous. He is the absolute worst in every way.

    And Taylor will be gone next ep I'm sure. Corrine making final 3 or so I bet.
     
  13. kennypowers

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    Nick is the worst, he gets like 10 minutes of airtime per episode.
     
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  14. dump

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    fuck you guys I'm having fun
     
  15. jaimej

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    Daniel absolutely killed me. One of the funniest people on these shows so far.
     
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  16. Jorts

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    He was amazing
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  17. Mix

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    Vanessa got a butt.

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  18. jplaYa

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    She's absolute smoke Mix . Way better than Nick deserves.
     
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  19. dump

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    WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SARAH

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
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  20. dump

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    1. I love Corinne. Fuck you guys.

    2. Taylor is a bitch.

    3. Gotta rep for my D-Town 214 girl, Rachel

    4. I want to like Raven, but that incest/gypsy face weirds me out

    5. why is that Jaime and Jasmine still on the show? Rachel already fills out the token black chick qualification, plus they add nothing

    6. Danielle M has to be a closeted lesbian and has the personality of a brown paper bag (which would totally make her soulmates with Nick.)

    7. Facially wise, Kristina is the most gorgeous girl on this show. Fight me on this.

    8. I like how Josephine always looks shocked as fuck when she gets a rose

    9. Alexis bloopers are the best bloopers. And I'm not just talking about her boobs.

    10. Whitney just seems like your standard model with a blah personality (again perfect fit for Nick)

    11. Danielle L. is the most gorgeous woman on this show period. Probably of all time. Not even close. She was made by the gods and put on this earth to please us all.

    12. Vanessa is that chick that your mom wants you to marry. Plus she has the boobs and she has the butt.
     
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  21. Mix

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    Agree with a lot of that dump. Have no idea why Jaime, Whitney, and Kristina are there, they get no screen time and are probably next cut or two. Same with Josephine who is just odd looking.

    Super agree on Raven. Hate her. Don't really think she's hot.
     
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  22. Jorts

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    Raven is totally Mag
     
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  23. dump

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    I feel like Kristina gets a lot of screen time outside of the Taylor/Corinne mess tbqh. More than the lesbian nurse
     
  24. Jorts

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    Hometowns will come down to:

    Vanessa - Guaranteed
    Corinne - if only for ratings
    Rachel - growing on me
    Danielle L. - makes me grow
    Kristina/Raven - best of the rest
     
  25. dump

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    Previews make it seem like both Corinne and Taylor are gone FYI

    Danielle M. is getting a hometown imo
     
  26. Jorts

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    Haven't seen this week yet. Watching tonight. Corinne = ratings. Nick might not want to marry her, but the producers will not let her go without getting to meet the nanny.
     
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  27. dump

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    Hell I don't want to see Corinne go. I love her.

    I also love Sarah so fuck Nick
     
  28. Mix

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    Corinne isn't going. They haven't gotten to her vagine is platinum part yet so she lives through this Taylor stuff.

    She has to make top 4-5.
     
  29. dump

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    Pretty sure that was the first couple weeks iirc
     
  30. Mix

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    Nope hasn't happened yet. We get more Corinne!
     
  31. dump

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    Don't tease me bro

    :feedme:
     
  32. Jorts

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    She hasn't snuck up to his room yet, to show Nick how good she is at the sex stuff
     
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  33. Jorts

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    Rachel is 100% getting to top 4 & will be the next Bachelorette, if Nick doesn't propose
     
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  34. zachary

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    i'd marry danielle l. and vanessa every day of the week
     
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  35. KJROD20

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    I'd put her pretty high up, but I would think most would say that Gia (RIP) makes the bolded statement incorrect. Also, and this is only IMO, Ali Fedotowsky is #1.
     
  36. dump

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    BLACK BACHELORETTE
     
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  37. Jorts

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    Blackchelorette IMO
     
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  38. steamengine

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    Lol at picking nasty ass, white trash Corrine over beautiful, brilliant goddess Taylor.
     
  39. zachary

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    beautiful brilliant goddess taylor? lmbo
     
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  40. Jorts

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    Taylor is none of the things you described her as
     
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  41. steamengine

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    ^trash
     
  42. Jorts

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    Insufferable is perhaps the best way I could describe Taylor
     
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  43. dump

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    :yaoface:
     
  44. dump

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    Bitch is a better word though
     
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  45. steamengine

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    You find Corrine appealing so your opinion means nothing to me. :crossedarms:
     
  46. dump

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    She is attractive, yes. And I would have sexual relations with her, yes. And I like the way her catchphrases, yes.

    Deal with it.
     
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  47. zachary

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    Would I ever date Corrine? fuck no. Would I have sex with her? fuck yes. Do I think she is great TV? she's gold
     
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  48. steamengine

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    I will not
     
  49. wolfpck

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    Taylor looks like she is 13 years old.
     
  50. dump

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    Acts like it too
     
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