The Bachelor

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  1. Mix

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    This 2 on 1 is a dump nightmare. Going to lose one of his favs
     
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  2. Jorts

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    Both IMO
     
  3. Mix

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    Dumb, should have fantasy suited them both.
     
  4. zachary

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    lmao nick is such a bitch. was hilarious seeing the volleyball date backfire
     
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  5. jaimej

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    Josephine looks like a transvestite. No idea how she lasted as long as she did.

    Completely agree, and I need to see these parents that let her run a "multi-million dollar company".

    Don't get the Sarah love, she was pretty but in the way that any girl could be pretty if you gave her $500000 worth of plastic surgery.
     
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  6. Quick

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    Im in love with Kristina.
     
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  7. kennypowers

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    I like how that one chicks Hail Mary was to go start choking him and ask if he likes it
     
  8. dump

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    Back the fuck off
     
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  9. dump

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    How does a dude pick the most flat chested bitch in Bachelor history with the personality of a cardboard box and the most bland Helen Hunt like face over the most beautiful oriental goddess to ever bless this earth

    Danielle L is a 15/10 and Danielle M is a 5/10 at best

    I get Raven because she has a pretty nice body and that accent is intoxicating

    Vanessa and Kristina are both drop dead gorgeous wife material

    Seriously I have bigger tits than Danielle M. Shit I've seen dogs with bigger tits than her.
     
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  10. dump

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    The only thing she has to offer is that she is 31 years old and she is "mature"

    But at the same time that should be a con that you are 31 fucking years old and you are on this show

    But of course Nick is 36 so they are like a match made in heaven. Plus both born in Wisconsin
     
  11. dump

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    Instead of focusing on all of the bad choices that Nick has made in his life and that he is a waste of a human being

    lets focus on what is gonna happen next week

    The moment is finally here folks!

    Someone is gonna get a taste of that wonderful platinum vagina

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  12. Jorts

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  13. Jorts

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    Michelle M. is the next to go

    Vanessa & Raven are getting Hometowns.

    I still think Corinne is a virtual lock, so we meet the nanny.

    That leaves it between Christina & Rachel for the last spot... with one of them becoming the next Bachelorette.
     
  14. dump

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    Vanessa would be a great Bachelorette if she doesn't get picked by Nick

    Corinne is a lock for BiP right? She has to be
     
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  15. Mix

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    Rachel makes top 4 for sure. She might get Bachelorette even.
     
  16. jaimej

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    For the Sarah/Ali fans:

     
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  17. prerecordedlive

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    How are you guys not going to bump this thread the night of?

    NOTHING IS GOING HOW I WANTED IT TO GO.
     
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  18. DrTomOsbourne

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    You're half right.
     
  19. zachary

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    I think Rachel might win
     
  20. dump

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  21. dump

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    back to back Bachelorettes from Dallas

    so theres that
     
  22. zachary

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    welp nvm
     
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  23. Mix

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    No way her dad participates right? That has to be bad for your career as a federal judge.
     
  24. dump

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    i doubt he cares and i dont see how a couple minutes on a show would matter

    he has been a fed judge since like clinton
     
  25. Mix

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    Winner for best moment:

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  26. Steve Prefontaine

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    Hey guys, Rachel was in my class in law school and we would hang out in group settings occasionally.

    :lookatme:
     
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  27. zachary

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    well...
     
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  28. Steve Prefontaine

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    She's actually really nice. I was dating her friend at the time, but a couple buddies tried to get with her and failed miserably. She was more the type who liked to hang out with Milwaukee Bucks players.

    Marquette law has a really strong sports law program, and I'm pretty sure that's why she came to Wisconsin. Like a typical Texan, she hated the cold and couldn't wait to get back to Dallas after graduation.
     
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  29. Jorts

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    How did she smell? Asking for a friend
     
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  30. dump

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    like cocoa butter
     
  31. Steve Prefontaine

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    I don't remember a particular smell, so at least not offensive?
     
  32. DrTomOsbourne

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    Show sucks this year. Way too staged.
     
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  33. dump

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    MRW when flat chested cardboard personality bitch goes home

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    MRW when my bae gets sent packing

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  34. dump

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    Nick doesn't deserve love

    he deserves to get hit by a fucking bus

    sorry guys its been a roller coaster of emotions over here
     
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  35. dump

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    Vanessa and Raven top 2

    I could see either win

    but obviously Corinne is a ploy to get Racquel time and Rachel is the next Bachelorette so its an easy process of elimination
     
  36. DrTomOsbourne

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    There were rumors of two of the final three threatening to leave at the end due to some bullshit so I'm guessing Corrine just keeps on trucking.
     
  37. jaimej

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    To me it seems pretty obvious Vanessa wins, he doesn't seem to have as strong of a connection with either of the girls that are left.
     
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  38. Jorts

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    She's been the obvious leader, since their post-vomit kiss
     
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  39. jaimej

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    HAHA agreed, as gross as that was it made it pretty obvious that he likes her the most!
     
  40. Jorts

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    My wife shared an interview Nick had recently, where he was asked about Corinne & why he kept her so long.

    He said there was obviously a physical attraction, but he also wanted to see how the other girls responded to the antics & the level of maturity they showed addressing them.


    He might have a bit more depth than I gave him credit for.
     
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  41. dump

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    and Taylor fell right in the trap lmbo
     
  42. Jorts

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    But Taylor was so emotionally mature
     
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  43. dump

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    emotionally intelligent*
     
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    i think Raven may be the last one standing

    just saying based on this latest revelation thanks to jorts's wife
     
  45. kennypowers

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  46. The_QCT

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    This is Vanessa's to lose
     
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    Raven's to lose imo
     
  48. Jorts

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    Lose, she will
     
  49. dump

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    ever since you posted that interview Nick did, I keep on thinking who has had the most maturity during this whole season

    and it hasn't been Vanessa. She has questioned him multiple times throughout the season during the whole Corinne thing and now she is questioning him about this whole permission bullshit.
     
  50. Jorts

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    Rachel is next, then Corinne - based purely on Rachel already being named the Bachelorette & ABC not wanting to ruin 3 weeks of suspense/drama