The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. War Grundle

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    Does Ali Marpet come back now?
     
  2. ned's head

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    3 kids at home? I'm honestly surprised it took so long
     
  3. Sean Connery

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    This is good

     
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    Still hope we take Dameon Pierce in the 4th (assuming he's still there).

    Also, I'm really glad that this takes us out of the Deshaun Watson sweepstakes.
     
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  7. LetItSoak

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    Pierce in the 4th would be a nice pickup although his 40 is concerning. Are they expecting him to be available then?
     
  8. ned's head

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    Totally agree on the watson thing
     
  9. Sean Connery

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    What are everyone’s thoughts on Fournette? Personally, I’m fine with not bringing him back and think getting Barkley on at least a 1 year rental would be insane. He would be incredible in this offense.
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    most things I've seen have him as an early day 3 pick, so who knows.

    40 time is fine for a rotational back, plus he's got a pretty well rounded game and a lot of tread on the tires thanks to lack of use by stupid Mullen.

    That'd be pretty nice. Didn't even know that was a possibility.
     
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  11. Sean Connery

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    He’s allegedly available via trade, partially due to salary reasons. His 5th year option will be a pretty hefty number.
     
  12. ned's head

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    I have absolutely no interest in barkley. He's going to demand a big number and he just gets hurt too often.
     
  13. FearMySpear

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    Don’t we have salary cap issues as it is?
     
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    Apparently 3 years $45M
     
  16. JGator1

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    Arians out Bowles in
     
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  17. Hank Scorpio

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    It was inevitable. The question was just whether or not it would be Bowles or Leftwich.
     
  18. ned's head

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    Feels like the best choice. This gives BL a year of full control with a good offense as an audition for next year's cycle and TB was due another shot.

    Does make me wonder if this was discussed or even negotiated with brady behind the scenes prior to his return.
     
  19. Hank Scorpio

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    Well that was fast... Let's hope no unsavory emails get leaked.

     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Also, I know Bucs history isn't exactly littered with superstars, but are there any glaring omissions from our ROH?

    Gotta think Gene Deckerhoff gets put in next year after he retires. Maybe Warrick Dunn?
     
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  21. Tarpon Nole

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    Simeon, wilder, dunn, Nickerson?
     
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  22. Hank Scorpio

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    Don't know how I forgot Simeon Rice. He should be in the HoF, let alone the Bucs RoH. Similar numbers to Michael Strahan overall and more consistently dominant at his peak. He's already in if he played in a larger market.
     
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  23. War Grundle

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    Is Paul Gruber in the RofH?
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    yes
     
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  25. Tarpon Nole

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    38E7BEEF-FC08-4279-B53E-5F6F748557D9.jpeg
     
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    Ok, I thought so. He lived next door to my friend who I played football with. He used to come out to our practices in HS. Good guy.
     
  27. beerleagueman

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    I assumed all the Brady Dolphins/49ers talk was all boredom bs but this Arians move makes me think there was some smoke to it(Arians friction w TB)
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Thank God! I was worried we weren't going to get this guy back!

     
  29. FearMySpear

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    It’s pronounced Hans Gruber
     
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  30. Sean Connery

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    If that were the case, I don’t think he’d be working in the front office
     
  31. Tarpon Nole

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    that shit was just butt hurt patriots fans throwing shit at the wall

    I fully believe Tom wanted to play in SF. But that was before he signed in 2020 with the bucs. He was never going to a new team at 45 years old to start over again. The dolphins stuff was just lol level dumb

    Wouldn’t be shocked if some health stuff comes out soon on arians
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Didn't he have a health episode recently?
     
  33. Sean Connery

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    Tore his Achilles
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    When you think about it, it probably makes a good bit of sense for BA (or any successful coach) to retire sometime between now and the draft if they want to ensure franchise stability and set their replacement up for success. It gives enough time to allow the appearance of stability for replacing staff after the season and signing the first wave of Free Agents. Of course, stability at QB (and it being Brady) is what brought a lot of those FAs back in the first place as well.

    In any case, you're not going to find too many other examples of a coach being set up for success to the degree that Todd Bowles was. Only thing not in his favor is our brutal schedule.
     
  35. Squints

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    Good podcast on conspiracy theories. It insinuates there was a connection between Brady and the Dolphins, and this scenario ultimately fell apart with the Flores suit claiming Dolphins leadership wanted him to tamper with a QB (Brady since named). They address other aspects of the whole situation. Like any conspiracy theory, you can blur lines/squint and sort of see the pieces connect but who really knows. Reality is likely more boring.

     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Well the draft was mostly unexciting for us, which I guess can happen when your needs are at some of the least sexy positions. But I'm sure we have a future starter/replacement at DT, OG, TE, & P (:facepalm: but Pinion sucks and I guess this saves us some cap room so whatever). Plus I'm interested to see what McCollum can bring considering his insane athletic testing.

    But the pick I was most surprised by was Rachaad White. This was largely due to who was left on the board and me not really seeing his name mentioned much. But the more I look in to him, the more of a fit I think he is for what we do on offense. Really hoping it pans out. I just saw this video about him which was made before the draft. Talk about an unconventional path to being drafted to the NFL.

     
  37. Sean Connery

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    I just fear that White is another example of Licht thinking he’s smarter than everyone else when it comes to drafting RBs. His track record there is abysmal. Hope I’m wrong.
     
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    Was hoping this would be Oktoberfest

     
  39. Hank Scorpio

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    you gonna go?
     
  40. Tarpon Nole

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    probably not. Was going to try to go if it was earlier, but we are flying to my wife’s grand parents for thanksgiving the following wknd
     
  41. JGator1

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    Nelson looks promising
     
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    Freak play that ends up listed as an int
     
  43. Tarpon Nole

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    he played well last year
     
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  45. JGator1

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    If we can go back to every Jameis defender bingo game the oline conspiring against him would be this one on a bingo card.
     
  46. Tarpon Nole

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    Also Tyler Johnson sucks. Hell always have that one catch at Green Bay but that’s it. Move on
     
  47. LetItSoak

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    Game isn't on yttv for me; how are we looking?
     
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  49. JGator1

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    He’s such an easy guy to root for desperately want him to develop