The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. danny2430

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    Old school idiocy, Bowles needs to go back to DC before this team goes to waste
     
  2. beerleagueman

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    turrible head coach . burned down everything in record time
     
  3. JGator1

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    You just don't get the genius FOOTBALL GUY metrics that Todd Bowles uses and are apparent only to him.
     
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  4. JGator1

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    Much better than what was feared


     
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  5. JGator1

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    break a fucking tackle Lenny
     
  6. ned's head

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    Good grief. The south should just give their playoff spot back to the pool
     
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  7. LetItSoak

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    It's 4 last place teams
     
  8. beerleagueman

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  9. Fuck this

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    Love running outside with 7 on first down
     
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  10. Sean Connery

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    Imagine trying to play a low tempo game with this offense while playing against the Saints’ lethargic offense. Bowles sucks.
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    Being here sucks. I want to go home.
     
  12. Fuck this

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    Turned it off.

    I legitimately would rather watch Jameis throw 7 touchdowns for both teams combined at this point
     
  13. LetItSoak

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    This is wildly uncompelling football
     
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  14. ned's head

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    Putting me to sleep. Gonna get rocked by andy dalton
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Everyone in my family wants to go home except for Mrs. Scorpio. She's ride or die. I wanna die.
     
  16. Fuck this

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    Pls fire everyone and make Brady coach with Giselle as DC
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Might as well trade brady for tua with this offense
     
  18. LetItSoak

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    Brady hates these guys so much
     
  19. Chipper>Jeter

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    If its gonna burn down best to do it quick. Slow burn is the worst.
     
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  20. LetItSoak

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    2023 is a critical year for us to tank for Caleb Williams
     
  21. Fuck this

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    The loser blood of head fuck stick has permeated the entire roster. My god
     
  22. LetItSoak

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    Punting from the 40 so you can net 20 yards of field position and give up a long drive anyway :facepalm:
     
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  23. Fuck this

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    BUT IF BOWLES KNEW THAY PUNT WOULD BE A TOUCHBACK
     
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  24. LetItSoak

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  25. ned's head

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    Hank Scorpio tell your wife that fellow bucs fan ned's head has turned the game off and is all snugged up in bed.
     
  26. Chipper>Jeter

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    Call Bowles a pussy without calling him a pussy
     
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  27. Fuck this

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    Cucks
     
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  28. Sean Connery

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    Bowles is a chicken shit
     
  29. Fuck this

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    loser blood hack
     
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  30. Chipper>Jeter

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    Bowles has no clue he has a time out left does he
     
  31. Sean Connery

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    Donovan smith you fucking bum
     
  32. Fuck this

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    JUST LET BRADY CALL THE OFFENSE
     
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  33. Sean Connery

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    I still hate this team
     
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  34. Hank Scorpio

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    Never in doubt!
     
  35. Sean Connery

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    It’s been over a year with this thread title and it still applies
     
  36. Tarpon Nole

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    Didn’t watch the game live, but just fast forwarded and not really surprised it was 16-3 until that late in the fourth quarter. Watched the last two drives

    -Donovan smith has always been a bum
    -why dont they utilize hurry up more often? Even last 2 years when offense was humming, they had really good success with it
    -Bowles is fucking atrocious with time outs. I don’t know if they are able to call TO if white gets tackled short of the goal line. Time would’ve run out and bucs would have finished two games in a row with a TO unused
     
  37. danny2430

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    It’s really something when you lose 4 of 5 starters on the oline….and the worst player on the current line is the sole remaining starter
     
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  38. ned's head

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    @mrs scorpio

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  39. Tarpon Nole

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    Can’t wait for the bucs to allow Brock Purdy to have his best nfl performance of his entire career today
     
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  40. Hank Scorpio

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    Death
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    Bucs making a rookie QB look like a future Hall of Famer in their 1st start.
     
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  41. JGator1

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    I’m just here for some Todd Bowles expert clock management
     
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  42. Tarpon Nole

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    So hard to watch
     
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  43. Kevintensity

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    That would have just been 10 yards wide from 45
     
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  44. Tarpon Nole

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    Lololololol

    this staff is garbage. Just pure garbage
     
  45. JGator1

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    Bad miss to Julio

    Always love the douches who moved to Tampa for whatever reason and seemingly get off on anything bad happening to the Bucs
     
  46. LetItSoak

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    Of course he did
     
  47. JGator1

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    Genuinely impressive how pass interference just continues to reward poorly thrown balls.
     
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  48. Tarpon Nole

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    1 first Qtr TD through 13 games? Why do these bums still have jobs?
     
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  49. JGator1

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    Whole game is totally different if they pretended like Neal had any other way to hit Purdy on the first play of the game.
     
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  50. JGator1

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    They really called the hold on Donovan Smith compared to the one on the Purdy td run. Don’t worry Mike Perreria says it’s the right call.