The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. JGator1

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    Great stuff Todd Bowles
     
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  2. LetItSoak

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    We didn't pick the wrong HC because they're both awful so that's something
     
  3. beerleagueman

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    going as expected
     
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  4. JGator1

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    If you listened to any fucktard “connected” NFL person you’d think these Todd Bowles blitzes were on such an insane level no one can deal with them.
     
  5. beerleagueman

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    They refuse to criticize him
     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    “exotic”
     
  7. JGator1

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    Can call the same blitzes on Madden = holy fuck Bowles is just on a different level designing these plays


    That was pass interference
     
  8. Sean Connery

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    Lol every defense jumps those smoke screens to Godwin and it’s run like 5 times a game
     
  9. JGator1

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    Ball is out Bucs ball
     
  10. JGator1

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    Fucking terrible Brady literally anywhere else td
     
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  11. Tarpon Nole

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    that play a half dozen times + an outside toss to slow ass fournette on 3rd and 1 are guaranteed to happen every game
     
  12. LetItSoak

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    Brady bails in the offseason and we run it back with these clowns + Trask. We win 2 games, draft Williams and hire McVay who has spent the last year doing TV. Championships. That's the fantasy I'm selling myself
     
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    As a neutral observer you guys really do have an impressive amount of former stars playing way past their prime.
     
  14. Tarpon Nole

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    who?
     
  15. Sean Connery

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    Hello darkness my old friend
     
  16. JGator1

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    We are a comedy hour. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
     
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    Brady, Evans, Fournette, Jones, L David, Hicks, L Ryan.

    maybe not way but there are very few young guys to get excited about. Rachaad White is fine but he probably just looks extra explosive considering the corpse of Leonard Fournette is the comp
     
  18. Tarpon Nole

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    Brady has two of his better seasons last two years. Non existent OL is his problem

    Mike evans is washed? Ok lmbo.

    fournette is a bum. Agreed there

    hicks isn’t supposed to be a star player here

    Ryan is playing a lot because the secondary is 3/4 dead for second year in a row

    There are several really good young guys on this team
     
  19. JGator1

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    Everyone older than 26 is past their prime lol
     
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  20. Tarpon Nole

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    i interpreted his post as over their prime=not playing at a high level
     
  21. Tarpon Nole

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    All I care about is Mike gets his 1k
     
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  22. Hank Scorpio

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    *Taps the sign

     
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  23. Tarpon Nole

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    it’s just amazing we all saw this coming and yet the guys getting paid millions of dollars didn’t
     
  24. JGator1

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    That was fun, raise for Bowles and Leftwich
     
  25. Love Tractor

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    I assume they pulled the game in all markets but my son was astounded that he couldn't watch the Bucs any longer when they went down 35-0.

    "Dad they just switch to another game when that happens?"

    "Nobody wants to watch that shit son,".
     
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  26. Tarpon Nole

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    I believed the reporter after half when Bowles told them the bucs just had to keep chipping away. Thought they were going to come back and win
     
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  27. Tarpon Nole

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    “We’re making tweaks and are close to scoring some points” - Todd

    Fuck this guy
     
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  28. Tarpon Nole

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    Fucking loser blood Bowles
     
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  29. Sean Connery

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  30. LetItSoak

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  31. Tarpon Nole

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    Figure out a way to fire this staff and not pay them a dime
     
  32. LetItSoak

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    This is somehow more embarrassing than SF
     
  33. ned's head

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    This team is so hard to watch
     
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  34. Fuck this

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    Tear it down
     
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  35. LetItSoak

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    Need them for 1 more year sans Brady so we can draft #1 in 2024
     
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  36. beerleagueman

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    compare Bowles to watching the Dolphins..they(Miami) may not make the Playoffs but they are way more fun to watch
     
  37. danny2430

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    Tank for Caleb Williams time?
     
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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    the bucs are harder to watch than the taggart fsu teams
     
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  39. Tarpon Nole

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    Still think the bucs are going to win the division, beat the cowboys first round, and then it’s Brady magic time
     
  40. LetItSoak

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    Always was
     
  41. Hank Scorpio

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    Would be really funny. Mainly the Cowboys losing in embarrassing fashion part
     
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  42. Sean Connery

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    Then get boat raced by someone like Minnesota or Philly. The first half yesterday actually gave me some hope that the offense was going to turn it around. Then they came crashing back down to earth in the 2nd half.
     
  43. JGator1

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    Trace Mcsorley all pro year starts tonight!!!!
     
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  44. JGator1

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    3 straight runs and can’t get a goddamn yard. Special teams continue to be a dud.
     
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  45. Sean Connery

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    I’ve never been a fan of such a hatable team
     
  46. JGator1

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    Making ancient JJ Watt look like he’s in his prime
     
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  47. JGator1

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    Screen should’ve gone for 10+ yards if 2 guys can block 1 guy. The frustration of watching this shitshow every week is real.
     
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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    Now he gets to go against a 3rd string LT
     
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  49. Sean Connery

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    Why is Fournette in over White? :laugh:
     
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  50. JGator1

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    Truly impressive continuing to find ways to screw up in the red zone