The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. kslim

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    just stopping by to say fuck this thread and almost everyone in it.

    thanks bye
     
  2. Marty Kaan

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    He will be a solid Will linebacker. Needs to put on size but he will get there. Kid is an athlete and can run
     
  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Apparently Donovan Smith is slotted as the starter at LT already. Really hope they miracle La'El Collins as an UDFA and are using that as subterfuge. Marpet slotted as the starter at RG btw. Not gonna lie, I have a bad feeling about this.
     
  4. FSUnole1988

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    Won't freak out about rookies until they look bad in mini-camps or things of that nature. I guy like Barksdale is still out there in FA in we need to make a run at him. We probably won't get Collins because of the rookie pool. Miami and Buffalo are probably prime candidates as they'll probably have the most money left over.
     
  5. War Grundle

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    Smith's film in passing situations was underwhelming. I can see why they said he was a prototypical RT as he is a mauler and and can really run block but I cant believe they thought he was the best pick to protect their #1 pick's blindside.
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    He fucked that test right in the pussy.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    We're a lot closer to winning our division then our 2-14 record indicates. The NFC South is terrible. If Jameis can acclimate quickly and doesn't revert to 1st half Jameis, we've got a real good chance to win the division.
     
  9. Nizz

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    Super Bowl Champs motha fuckas!!
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    If Jameis lives up to his draft spot, I'd say we're a pass rusher and game changing rb away from seriously competing
     
  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Close to it, especially if Sefarian-Jenkins turns into the threat he should be.
     
  12. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    jameis first ever rookie sb mvp
     
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  13. Nizz

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    this guy gets it
     
  14. kslim

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    Holy shit! 2-14 guys 2 and fucking 14. No offense to my bros itt but damn let me guess you all thought fsu was coming back against Oregon last year. This team is three years away
     
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    By "it," do you mean electroshock therapy?
     
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  16. Noog

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    You people are obviously not familiar with nizz
     
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  17. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    At halftime? I hadn't ruled it out, but I knew it'd catch up with us eventually. Dalvin's fumbles took care of that.
     
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  18. ned's head

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    I don't think we really have unreasonable expectations. 1 loss every couple of years shouldn't be too much to ask.
     
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  19. Nizz

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    do you even Nizz bro?
     
  20. kslim

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    I'd rather kill myself, you gents have fine day
     
  21. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    My awesome has spoiled you and left you unprepared to deal with the FSU fan base as a whole
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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    :shu:
     
  23. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    you were told to get out days ago
     
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  24. Hank Scorpio

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    From the Superbowl, definitely. But the South is terrible. We could win it this year if Winston plays well.
     
  25. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    You quit this fan base when the Nubian messiah was drafted. Your argument is an invalid.
     
  26. Boo MFer!

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    Wait, are you saying I'm an invalid? Or that my argument is invalid?
     
  27. Nizz

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    I don't represent the FSU fan base. I represent the revived boner that is the Bucs boner. We are at chub level with getting Winston
     
  28. Sean Connery

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    Team is multiple pieces away from even making the playoffs, IMO. I'd expect 6 wins next year and I also expect Jameis to skruggle early on. The defense is building and I like where the DL is headed with signing Melton, but we're still short 2 safeties, DEs, and an SLB. Lansanah is solid, I'm not completely sold. His versatility helps, though.

    Biggest improvement should be OL. Now short a C and an OT. Dietrich-Smith is a stop gap.
     
  29. Nizz

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    I want a RB as well
     
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  30. FearMySpear

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    He's going to throw some REALLY dumb INT's. His football IQ is off the charts but I think his confidence level will make him slower then most to learn he can't fit it in windows he use to. I see him struggling this year like Manning did his first year out of the gates with a shitty Colts team....lot of mistakes but flashes of brilliance.

    So just to reiterate and clarify...he will have Peyton's career numbers with Brady's rings.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    but tmb told me he isnt intelligent
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    You may have read that he was ACCEPTED to a little school called Stanford. Ever heard of it?!
     
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  33. Sean Connery

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    He's a social retard, you know, like Rain Man
     
  34. Tobias

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    i was told he isnt intelligent at all and is a sociopath as well

    are you telling me i cant trust tmb
     
  35. Sterling A

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  36. bucs

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    agreed

    we've got an incredibly easy schedule in a horrible division, and we lost 9 games by 1 possession (including losing on purpose vs the saints). I know "you are what your record is" but a good QB will go a long way. I don't think 8-8 or better is out of the question at all this year given our schedule
     
  37. Boo MFer!

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    bucs, remind me again who you were before the board crash.
     
  38. FSUnole1988

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    Going to depend on our rookies up front play, If they can even be average we should be much better.
     
  39. PeterGriffin

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    Which new team did you end up picking? I must have missed the official announcement.
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    Tampa Bay Storm imo
     
  41. Boo MFer!

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    It's not so much that I picked them, it's that the Jags picked me.

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  42. Nizz

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    Winston jersey gonna take 2-3 weeks to get here. I want it NOW!

    Wear that bitch to the office like an asshole
     
  43. Duval

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    You've been traded for an undisclosed draft pick to the browns.
     
  44. Boo MFer!

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    No trade clause, homeboy.
     
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  45. G.O.A.T.

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    We are already way better now that we have a legit offensive coordinator. When Tedford had to leave for medical reasons we were fucked. The guy replacing him had no nfl experience...best job was oc of southern miss..
     
  46. oknole

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    Yes we MC Noles are of a higher breeding.
     
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  47. bucs

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    mch13. new name, same irrelevant poster
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    I liked you better as mch.
     
  49. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    I liked you better when you swore you'd leave this thread when Jameis got drafted. You lied to us. We don't like liars.
     
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  50. Boo MFer!

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    I don't think I said I'd leave the thread. I said I'd leave the Bucs fanbase. And I have. :yolo: