The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Sean Connery

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    Jameis needs pulled. Re-aggravated his shoulder and that last throw was hilariously bad.

    Offensive line needs euthanized, as well.
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Minus a handful of players, this whole team and coaching staff needs to be euthanized.
     
  3. Magneto

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    I saw earlier this week there was some worry he hurt is rotator cuff. Lord only knows what sort of damage built up from the years of baseball.
     
  4. Magneto

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    So who's the top OL prospect in the next draft?
     
  5. Sean Connery

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    What a strange injury
     
  6. LetItSoak

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    Sit Jameis for the remainder of the season and let him get healthy. Connor Williams or Chubb in the 1st imo
     
  7. Kevintensity

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    Lattimore shouldn't have been walking there
     
  8. Magneto

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    If its actually his rotator cuff this would be the only reasonable course of action. Just don't let this be the excuse to keep a coach who's over his head.
     
  9. Tro lo lo

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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    You've been shit, Jameis. Shut the fuck up and play better.
     
  11. two

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    Yeah that pregame shit was just plain weird
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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    I'll say this: his team loves the fuck out of him
     
  13. two

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    Yeah he’s a fucking idiot for even instigating that
     
  14. Kevintensity

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  15. Sean Connery

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    He looked like a dipshit there and in the pregame "speech".

    Quite a day for ol' Jameis
     
  16. Fuck this

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    Lock down a top 3 pick
    Hope a team falls in love with a qb and acquire multiple picks
    Improve everywhere
     
    #6566 Fuck this, Nov 6, 2017
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  17. Nizz

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    Browns get 2 top 5 picks.
    Trade Jameis for one of them.
    Also have a top 5 pick
    ????
    Profit
     
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  19. two

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    Jameis hasn’t been great last couple weeks, but Dirk Koetter is trash and needs to be fired.
     
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  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Yep. The offense has regressed every year he's been here and Jameis has basically been putting up Bortles garbage time stats this year.

    Bring back Gruden!
     
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  22. Fuck this

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    It’s ridiculous how terrible our OL is as well. Glad we got that 2nd round kicker though.

    Is Licht fired or do they give him one more chance?
     
  23. DuffandMuff

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    Runnings backs carried the ball 19 times for 41 yards. Exceptional.
     
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  24. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    He gone
     
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  25. Sean Connery

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    Yeah it's shit. Donovan Smith was the highest OL taken and he fucking sucks. Sadly, OL is not a unit that you can build predominantly through FA (which is what Licht has attempted to do) and this team is pretty far behind in terms of building a competent OL.
     
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  27. Nizz

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    A couple weeks late but glad he is being benched
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Fitzmagic gonna conjure up some Ws. Abracadabra!
     
  29. Sean Connery

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    Fuck you, buddy
     
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  30. Lawnole23

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    I think he's got a chance. He went to Harvard.
     
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  31. ned's head

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  32. Nizz

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    riveting stuff
     
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  33. LetItSoak

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    We finally win when it's better to lose. Of course
     
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  34. IHHH

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    Quenton Nelson but he is a guard
     
  35. Nizz

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    who is our QB next season
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Luke Del Rio
     
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  37. fsudan

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    Cut Jameis so we can take him to the super bowl
     
  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    My homer opinion is that Jameis is the perfect target for one of these claims. His almost instant response tells me she thinks all black people look alike.

    except her black friend because she's not racist
     
  39. elfrid

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    he could probably use the shoulder rest anyway
     
  40. Nizz

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    Such a cripple fight


    Thank god for Miami having 1,000 penalties
     
  41. stangd

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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Jameis sucks. You guys are better without him
     
  43. Nizz

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    We got help from the refs and I do think that was a Safety. But whatever.

    Sadly, with Fitz we win a couple more games and it upsets me regarding the draft pick.

    I like the spreading out of the ball, like oh my god we use our first round pick more. And Godwin as well...who is going to be so good.


    When it comes to my pro team, I don't care what college you went to and I'm at a "fuck Jameis" point of my fandom
     
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  44. Nizz

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    so we draft a RB correct?

    Could get a good one in the 2nd..
     
  45. roggins

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    Hahahahahahah
     
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  46. Nizz

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    wow, Jameis.

    Oregon game flashbacks
     
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  47. Tro lo lo

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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    I don't know if it's due to Koetter or Jameis himself, but Winston is an average at best NFL QB. He hits a lot of the throws an NFL starter should, but he also misses some easy ones, hits none of the deep balls, and is good for 1-2 stupid as fuck turnovers a game. If we ever get to the playoffs with him, we're not getting past the 1st rd.
     
  49. Sean Connery

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    Both. Jameis' style never seemed to translate to taking good care of the ball and Koetter's offense is incredibly underwhelming, as he doesn't seem to utilize his players and talent well.
     
  50. Sean Connery

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    Few days old, but still resonates with what most of us have been saying