The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  2. oknole

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    I mean if the Steelers can't come up with a deal for Bell then pay that man his money and bring him down to eat some Ws.
     
  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    :jizz:
     
  4. Sean Connery

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    Too much for a RB, especially one with a lot of mileage on him already. He's had a shit ton of touches thus far in his career and the Bucs are going to have to re-sign Evans, Winston, Kwon, etc.
     
  5. milquetoast

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    Should have been gone last year.

    Love how they think cocaine is a PED. Maybe it is, what do I know?
     
  6. JGator1

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    Didn't exactly work out for Josh Freeman.
     
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  7. milquetoast

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    Ironically, that's who Doug Martin had been riding with
     
  8. Sean Connery

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    Looking at mock drafts does nothing but irritate me more about beating Carolina in week 17
     
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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    Now that the combine is over, I'm hoping we give Harold Landry or Derwin James a strong look at 7 (assuming Chubb and Nelson are gone).
     
  10. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  11. Lawnole23

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    If Chubb is gone Derwin can help the pass rush.
     
  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Eh, he's good, not great
     
  13. LetItSoak

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    Landry is a stud, a little worried about his size though. We could probably trade back and get him which would be nice since we need a lot of help
     
  14. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I'm good with whomever gets conte and hargreaves cut
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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    VH3 looked good at nickel before he got hurt. He needs to play press and that's the only position in Smith's stupid defense that allows it.
     
  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Who needs a nickel when you give up runs of 5 and 4.5 yards on first and second down :idk:
     
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  17. LetItSoak

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    He showed flashes of decent play when he wasn't playing like a bitch. I don't know if he's told to do that or if he's just shook. Either way, I need him playing 10x more aggressive
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    I don't think we could trade back much. Edge rusher is a premium position, and this year's draft class is pretty weak.

    I'm all for a trade back though. A lot depends on what the Broncos and Jets do in FA at QB. I could see the Bills trying to make a deal with the 3 of us.
     
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  19. LetItSoak

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    Can we trade DeSean Jackson and, if so, could we get anyone worth a shit for him?
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    He's a WR2 at best, we wouldn't get shit.

    Licht better get shit done for our OL in FA next week.
     
  21. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    More Hawley less Dietrich/Sweezy
     
  22. Marlo

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  23. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Dickhands getting paid. So bucs.
     
  24. Arkadin

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    Evans is a stud. Got to figure out how to make that offense not suck ass though
     
  25. Marlo

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  26. Sean Connery

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    He's improved a ton. He deserves it.
     
  27. fattmante

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    Hoping Nelson falls to them at 7. Need OL help fairly bad.
     
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  28. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    6yr/41mil extension for Cameron Brate. Hopefully he can edge rush.
     
  29. Arkadin

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    Incentives considered it's 6 mil a year with 3 years guaranteed. Not too bad for brate but I'm not sure how much sense it makes
     
  30. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Another year for Grimy, at $10mil
     
  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Nothing Jason Licht does makes sense
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Bucs during FA so far
    :tumbleweed:
     
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  33. Lawnole23

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    Licht going with the if the team sucked just re-sign everyone method of improving.
     
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  34. LetItSoak

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    We just gave a backup NT from Philly 3 years $15M so, there's that
     
  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    To spell suh and mccoy prolly
     
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  36. Noog

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    What's with the "blue collar" dl all of a sudden?
     
  37. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Racist
     
  38. Hank Scorpio

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    Bucs getting ready to launch a new lunch pail line and need some spokespersons.
     
  39. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Division rivals loading up with FA's. We overpay for a shitty kicker and get an oaf of a backup DT. :killme:
     
  40. Sean Connery

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    TWO oaf DTs!
     
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  41. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    That dude from Denver I've never heard of?
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Now now, we still have time to sign a DE coming off an Achilles injury too
     
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  43. Sean Connery

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    I was hoping that Dontari Poe was going to be a target. Apparently Licht has elected to settle on overpaying backups.
     
  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Worked out Guice yesterday too. Prolly trade 5 picks to move up one spot and take him in the first round.
     
  45. Sean Connery

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    Huge signing
     
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  46. Coach Prison Mike

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    Ungrades two positions on the OL
     
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  47. War Grundle

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    I thought Guice would be the top back in the country the past year. Boy was I wrong.
     
  48. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Holy shit, a legit FA signing at a position of need? Not sure what to do with my hands.
     
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  49. Fuck this

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    Bring them higher before we trade up to 4 for Barkley