The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    I remember when Muschamp would say this after every injury in 2013 only for it to be announced as a torn acl the next day
     
  2. Sterling A

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  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  4. Nizz

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    I like how we look. Just need Vea and JPP back

    Godwin is a stud.

    And I didn’t know Arians doesn’t step into the QB meetings and just lets Byron do his thing.
     
  5. Sterling A

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    Anybody know how the secondary is gonna be? Probably the worst secondary in NFL last year

    Im being kind saying probably
     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Just like FSU OL last year, they can’t be as bad as they were

    Can only go up!
     
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  7. Hank Scorpio

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    They'll be better simply due to the scheme change. Figure they'll be fairly average by NFL standards.
     
  8. Sterling A

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    Average would be a tremendous upgrade and ideal
     
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  9. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Hey cool. Thank god the mope we took instead of Derwin is playing at such a high level.
     
  10. ned's head

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    Turrible

     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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  12. elfrid

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    these violent delichts have violent ends
     
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  13. LetItSoak

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    Good thing we locked him up with the rest of the league clamoring to sign him
     
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  14. Sterling A

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    Why the hell would they do that
     
  15. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Because Bucs
     
  16. fattmante

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    Announce it after his 5th rounder kicker makes a GW kick in a preseason. Oh, and it was done in January.

    Go Bucs :ceelo:
     
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  17. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Thoughts on Tanner Hudson’s chance to make the 53 man roster? I know he needs to work on his blocking, it he’s got some hands .
     
  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    According to the pundits, he’s staying and Cameron Brate is getting cut :laugh:
     
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  19. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Good
     
  20. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    That Licht raise ain’t gonna fund itself
     
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  21. Nizz

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    Realizing we probably resigned Jameis already knowing how this has all gone down.

    Resign Jameis until 2023, then all 3 of Arians, Licht and Winston leave.
     
  22. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Idk man, going into the draft we only had $6mil in cap space. I doubt the front office has the numeric acumen to get an extension done at all, much less get it done on the QT and keep it quiet.
     
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  23. Nizz

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    I was being sarcastic.
     
  24. bertstare

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    Well at least that mope is going to be playing, amirite?
     
  25. Sterling A

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    there is no defending that pick....ever
     
  26. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Probably about the time Derwin comes back, sure :meh:
     
  27. bertstare

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    I agree, shit I wanted Derwin too. You guys bitch about it incessantly tho
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Noah Spence released.

    2016 draft class was the WOAT
     
  29. Nizz

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    I was optimistic Spence would improve, but he just sucks plain and simple
     
  30. kslim

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    Hey guys maybe we can be kinda good

    Let that shit sink in.....
     
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  31. Nizz

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    Just the right amount of good where we resign Jameis and give Sean Connery a heart attack
     
  32. Sean Connery

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    If you want a subpar QB for the foreseeable future, yeah it would be great.

    He still can’t hit a deep ball and that’s a huge part of Arians’ offense
     
  33. Nizz

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    you aren't wrong

    and I was only kidding (but it's the Bucs thing to do I'm sure)
     
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  34. Hank Scorpio

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    We go 7-9. Winston is made highest paid QB in NFL. Licht is given a lifetime contract extension. We draft 0 difference makers at OT or DE again in 2020. Lather, rinse, repeat.
     
  35. Nizz

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  36. Nizz

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  37. ned's head

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    The anticipation of who licht will pass on trevor lawrence for is killing me
     
  38. stangd

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    Look awful...it’s only week one though
     
  39. Nizz

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    imagine our LB corp if we decided to resign Kwon instead of Donovan Smith
     
  40. Nizz

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    well, Kwon is crazy but still would have loved to resign him
     
  41. Nizz

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    I'm so happy we gave Donovan Smith all of that money
     
  42. Nizz

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  43. stangd

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  44. JGator1

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    Shooting your self in the dick one bullet at a time
     
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  45. ned's head

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    The yucs are back, baby
     
  46. Nizz

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    17 plays to get the ball knocked out. Sweet
     
  47. Lawnole23

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    2 TD passes called back for holding. Awesome.
     
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  48. Nizz

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  49. Poetic

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    Such a shitty game from both teams really.