The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Thedraftnetwork.com had him as their #53 overall I believe
     
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  2. JGator1

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    He’s selfish :drumroll:
     
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  3. Comcast

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  4. hudson

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    We just need to draft Devine Ozigbo and have a runningback for the next 10 years.
     
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  5. Nizz

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    that would be swell
     
  6. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Deionte Thompson in the 3rd?
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Or Trayveon Williams?
     
  8. Comcast

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  9. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I’m good with either
     
  10. Sean Connery

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  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Fucks a thornhill
     
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  12. Sean Connery

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  13. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  14. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Thornhill just went and, just like I thought, not a single highlight against a Power 5 opponent
     
  15. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Excellent trade down there, which we’ll somehow royally fuck up
     
  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  17. ned's head

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    Would have rather had the UF safety and christian miller/deandre walker instead of these two, although maybe the Kentucky safety will be alright
     
  18. Sean Connery

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    Comp is MJ Stewart.

    MJ Stewart is hilariously bad.
     
  19. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Better than Conte
     
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  20. Sean Connery

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    Debatable
     
  21. Comcast

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  22. Comcast

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    I can make a case that he set the tone for our collapse....
     
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  23. Sean Connery

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    Member that time MJ Stewart was on the field?






    Me neither.
     
  24. Nizz

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    Take 3 DBs because we trade VH3 and the other secondary we have suck ass
     
  25. Hank Scorpio

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    Went to bed after we traded down in the 3rd. What are we even doing ? I guess we're not going to try and improve our terrible OL?
     
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  26. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Nobody wants that scrub. What we trading him for, some Wendy’s frosty coupons?
     
  27. LetItSoak

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    Licht is going to draft only DBs until he gets one that doesn't suck ass
     
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  28. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Can they block?
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Yeah, but mj's comp was micah hyde. I can draw up some kind of pre-coffee whiteboard calculation that removes stewart altogether
     
  30. Sean Connery

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    Dru Samia, David Edwards, and/or Michael Jordan pls
     
  31. Hank Scorpio

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    He sucked at baseball, maybe football will be different
     
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  32. Sean Connery

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    Can’t be worse than Benenoch
     
  33. Hank Scorpio

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    A mop would be better
     
  34. Sean Connery

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    Sooo I’m assuming McCoy is coming back now.

    I did not see the draft playing out like this at all.
     
  35. Poetic

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    If i'm being honest, I was pretty amused seeing 3 straight DB picks. I'm a big believer in B.A. offensively so I'm willing to see how it goes. At least one of those guys has to work out, hopefully 2.
     
  36. Sean Connery

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    Agree, but goddamn the OL sucks too, plus Dotson is very close to being done
     
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  37. LetItSoak

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    Risner was such a perfect fit for what we need. A guy who can instantly upgrade RG while also being your RT of the future + depth when old man Dotson gets hurt
     
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  38. Sean Connery

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    Yeah I was hoping he’d be the guy, but even past him there have been pretty solid guys picked.

    Whatever, I trust Arians in this and have blind optimism that he’s calling the shots, not Licht.
     
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  39. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I think it’s clear that Arians told Licht that the defense was in need of immediate overhaul and he’s not wrong. Obviously with all the holes we have, this isn’t going to be a one year turnaround.
     
  40. Poetic

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    Who's this slow honky...
     
  41. Nizz

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    it's sad we say this for both the Bucs and Noles
     
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  42. Nizz

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    We have 2 Corals now.

    JPP leaves after this year and this kid has time to hit the weight room before having to takeover.
     
  43. Nizz

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    I hope we take OL in the 5th. Or another LB/DT

    I'm being a FSU homer, but if we somehow could get Jacques Patrick in the 7th that would be a terrific pickup. Patrick might go UDFA, and most likely will, but that dude can pound the rock and he's a great receiver out of the backfield.
     
  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Is it weird that I want Renfrow next?
     
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  45. Nizz

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    Renfrow is a steal. I want him in so many ways with Humph gone
     
  46. Poetic

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    Fuck a Renfrow. :embarrassed:
     
  47. Comcast

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    Behind every great team seems to be a sub 6’, scrappy white slot guy, so why not.
     
  48. Nizz

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    Apparently we're in love with Justin Watson per Sean Connery
     
  49. Sean Connery

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    I know that they liked him a lot going in.

    What makes you say this though?
     
  50. Nizz

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    Because you told me a while back that you heard we loved Watson a ton. I think after I made a comment about wanting Renfrow if Humphries left