The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. LetItSoak

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    Vea has turned out to be a good pick so that's something I guess
     
  2. Nizz

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    Vea is great and all, but then you realize you need players to cover WRs
     
  3. Sean Connery

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    Godwin and Marpet.

    Kwon was a 4th round pick.

    Jordan Whitehead has exceeded expectations.

    There have been a few UDFAs too, ie Humphries and Brate
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    Mike Evans
    Kwon Alexander (value)
    Marpet
    Vea
    Whitehead (value)
    Godwin
    Humphries (value)
    Brate (value)
    Howard (would be a pro bowler on a number of teams)

    Good FA signings with Barret, JPP, Nassib, Suh, and Jensen

    But then you have some stupid fucking picks/signings like Aguayo, Gay, and D. Smith, and busts like Winston, Hargreaves, Spence, etc.

    Who knows, maybe Winston would have had a chance if Licht could have put together decent secondary to help hold leads and didn't draft/sign the worst 2 OTs in the NFL. But I think Winston will be the same 25TD 20INT/FL player anywhere he goes.
     
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  5. Nizz

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    I have this weird feeling we’re getting Derek Carr
     
  6. Sean Connery

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    Devin White seems to be coming along nicely
     
  7. Nizz

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    what the fuck OJ
     
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  8. ned's head

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    We don't even bother shooting ourselves in the foot. We go straight for the dick
     
  9. Sean Connery

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    158 days until draft day
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    This team fucking sucks. OL can't block, Jameis can't find open guys, TEs can't catch, punters suck, DBs blowing coverages
     
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  11. Nizz

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    is that it?
     
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  12. ned's head

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    But other than that, we're pretty close
     
  13. Sean Connery

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    Vea is the only DL worth a shit on this roster
     
  14. Sean Connery

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    White has 8 tackles so far, all solo. He’s everywhere
     
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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    I guess we're just gonna let them blow us out today
     
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  16. LetItSoak

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    Defense is painful to watch
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

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    No. We haven't targeted our 2 best offensive players once, but shitty Breshad Perriman had like 4 targets.
     
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  18. Hank Scorpio

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    The lone bright spot today.
     
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  19. Sean Connery

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    Great throw by Jameis
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Miller's been wide open all game
     
  21. LetItSoak

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    Probably his best deep ball this year, especially considering the wr
     
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  22. Sean Connery

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    No question
     
  23. LetItSoak

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    OL getting punished again
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    How is it through 1 half Mike Evans and Chris Godwin have 1 target a piece?
     
  25. Hank Scorpio

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    You've got the ball with 2 min and 3 timeouts and that's what you do with it
     
  26. LetItSoak

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    That's our season in a nutshell. Just a comedy of errors out there
     
  27. stangd

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    OL is so bad.....offense can’t do shit
     
  28. Nizz

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    lol at these INTs
     
  29. LetItSoak

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    Playcalling makes 0 sense. Arians needs to take over from Byron
     
  30. stangd

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    Only 5 rushes all day geez
     
  31. LetItSoak

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    We have 1 good player and it's Matt Gay
     
  32. Nizz

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    I member when Lefwich was supposed to be a savant or some shit.
     
  33. Nizz

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    I wish we didn't win last week.
     
  34. LetItSoak

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    We have no identity on offense whatsoever
     
  35. Nizz

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    If Jameis is coming back, can we please draft him good OL
     
  36. LetItSoak

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    He's our leading rusher again :facepalm:
     
  37. danny2430

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    I feel like the Bucs play a decent game and get shafted by the refs against the Saints every time
     
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  38. Hank Scorpio

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    What a horseshit OPI call. Even worse that it's upheld via the replay rule put in place bc of the Saints.
     
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  39. LetItSoak

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    Devin White just stood his ass up
     
  40. Nizz

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    Devin White playing like 1.5
     
  41. Nizz

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    refs trying to cheat
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Bullshit 4th down call. It's not a goaline, there's no plane to break. He brought it back behind 1st down line
     
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  43. LetItSoak

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    6 sacks allowed last week and we can't touch Brees
     
  44. Sean Connery

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  45. LetItSoak

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    39 passes and 4 designed rushes :facepalm:
     
  46. LetItSoak

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  47. Nizz

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  48. stangd

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    I get it’s not all Winstons fault.... but he makes some shitty passes
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    You can see the difference between guys like him and Brees. Brees sees the whole field and processes so quickly. Jameis sees half of the field and if it's not there he panics. There were 4 or 5 plays in the first half where someone was breaking open way down field for a wide open TD, but Jameis was locked on to one small area of the field deciding between Brate and a RB.
     
  50. Hank Scorpio

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    Also, the best play caller on our coaching staff not calling plays will always be infuriating.
     
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