The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. stangd

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    You guys gonna jinx them lmao
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    We're letting David Blough come back from a 3 TD deficit to win, aren't we.
     
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  3. Nizz

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    when Philly loses to Washington and it helps us get to a WC if we win out... we lose
     
  4. two

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    Pretty sure Bucs are already eliminated
     
  5. LetItSoak

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    Every time we dont sneak it on 3rd and inches with our 6'4 240lb qb Lefwitch should get tased in the balls
     
  6. Nizz

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    then why the fuck are we winning
     
  7. two

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    I mean Jameis is auditioning for a contract extension so I can see why he would want to win
     
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  8. stangd

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    Sucks all the play markers are out... fuck
     
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  9. LetItSoak

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    Critical 4th quarter drive and the OL gets 2 penalties for 15 yards. Of course
     
  10. Marlo

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    It’s a Buc’s life
     
  11. Hank Scorpio

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    Our WRs are dropping like flies
     
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  12. Nizz

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    fair
     
  13. Marlo

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  14. ned's head

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    Lmao

     
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  15. Saul Shabazz

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    Booty gonna put up 5k and lose the job

    Tough league
     
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  16. Marlo

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    Yep. Congrats Bears
     
  17. two

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    I think they’ll give him one more year as they’ve shown “improvement” this year
     
  18. Nizz

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    Franchise tag him
     
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  19. Nizz

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    Draft Fromm in the second. If he’s there
     
  20. nolecpa

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    He won’t be because he’s played his way back to UGA next year.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    He'll be there in the 3rd. He's very mediocre unless he's playing against UF or Bama where he seems to black out, play like peak Brady, and wake up asking "what happened?" after the game.
     
  22. CUgator

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  23. Marlo

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  24. two

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  25. LetItSoak

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  26. Bruce Bowen

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    They might have had the worst defense in the league
    Passing - 27th
    Rushing - 25th
    Points allowed - Last
     
  27. Hank Scorpio

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    Jameis pick 6 on 1st pass? Everything is going according to plan!
     
  28. Vinegar Strokes

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  29. LetItSoak

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    At this point you're just waiting for it every time
     
  30. Hank Scorpio

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    His 1st pass of the game is always that 10 yd out pattern.
     
  31. Saul Shabazz

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  32. LetItSoak

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    Bruce wastes a timeout on a challenge. Drink.
     
  33. ned's head

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    He's just doing his part to take watson out of the game
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    2 passes, 2 pick 6s
     
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  35. LetItSoak

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  36. Sean Connery

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  38. LetItSoak

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    I'm surprised but I dont know why
     
  39. Saul Shabazz

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  40. LetItSoak

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    How is that holding? Bullshit call
     
  41. ned's head

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    Hell of a run
     
  42. LetItSoak

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    Followed by putting Barber in for some reason
     
  43. fattmante

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    Breather
     
  44. elfrid

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  45. ned's head

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    Lmao. How are these special teams possible throughout multiple staffs
     
  46. LetItSoak

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    Are we going to get fucked again on a fumble?
     
  47. Sean Connery

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    Yes
     
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  48. LetItSoak

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    Officials know we need to preserve our draft pick. Selfless
     
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  49. Sean Connery

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    Lavonte David not making the Pro Bowl is a joke
     
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