The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. elfrid

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    and a partridge in a pear tree
     
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  2. Nizz

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    Uhhhhh

    Jameis please write down a list of reasons why you believe you deserve this. Your review is coming up.
     
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  3. Nizz

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    I mean, do we even have that money? Who we cutting if so
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    You know that awesome DL we currently have?
     
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  5. CUgator

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    with Licht running the show, there’s always a chance
     
  6. LetItSoak

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    Suh is likely gone after this year I'd guess. I'd like to see us take a DT in rd2 after getting an OT rd1
     
  7. roggins

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    He doesn’t need it. He’s got Herrway money.
     
  8. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    That’s a funny way to spell long snapper in the first round and punter in the second round
     
  9. LetItSoak

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    Give me Wirfs or give me death
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    Probably getting picked top 10
     
  11. stangd

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    Now that’s funny
     
  12. Nizz

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    youre most likely right, and he honestly should be, but I’ve seen some mocks of Wirfs being picked in the late teens. And picked after the Bucs take a DT
     
  13. nolecpa

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    No way Licht can go through the first two rounds without drafting a DB.
     
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  14. Nizz

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    we will have 2 by round 3
     
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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Our entire secondary is made up of rookies and 2nd year players. I hope we pass on every secondary player this draft.
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    So what would you be willing to offer Cincinnati for the 1st overall pick to draft Burrow?

    I wouldn't bat an eye trading Jameis and our next 3 1st rd picks
     
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  17. ned's head

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    We have way too many holes and there are some great qbs coming out next year. I'd just load up the line and let Winston fumble our way to trevor or fields
     
  18. stangd

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    Burrow will be better than both....
     
  19. ned's head

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    Maybe. That's always a crapshoot. I wouldn't mortgage the future on any one position when we have baddies running around everywhere. Although it probably doesn't matter with licht making the picks
     
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  20. Sean Connery

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    Burrow would die behind this OL
     
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  21. Hank Scorpio

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    Get the right QB and you've got 15+years to get the rest of the team right. In the NFL, you're never that far off from being a contender.
     
  22. Nizz

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    As I told Sean Connery

    I would suck everyone’s dick in Cinci to get Joe
     
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  23. Nizz

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    5,000 yards is good for Jameis’ negotiation whether it’s us or someone else.
    Good for him
     
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  24. CUgator

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    Will he do it?

     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    :pray:
     
  26. Nizz

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    What a fucking throw and catch
     
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  27. Doc Louis

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    Not Perriman
     
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  28. ned's head

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  30. stangd

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    Winston. Like fuck it....it’s the last game. That int wasn’t his fault, he was upset over that one...
     
  31. stangd

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    But that’s what makes him great lol...and entertaining. He saw his WR up against a LB and threw up a 50/50 ball with total trust in his WR.
     
  32. Coach Prison Mike

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  33. Nizz

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  34. Nizz

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    Kickers. Fuck em
     
  35. Nizz

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    RoJo was killing it. Need to keep running him
     
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  36. ned's head

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    Know what we need to draft? A franchise kicker
     
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  37. ned's head

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    Anyways, we are being only semi competent at throwing this game
     
  38. Nizz

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    Oh, Jameis...
     
  39. ned's head

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  40. FearMySpear

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    5,000 30/30 Club!!!! SUCK OUR DICKS!!!
     
  41. stangd

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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    The most fitting end to the Bucs and Jameis' season possible
     
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  43. Sean Connery

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    Wouldn’t have gone to OT if Gay could make his kicks, but god damn, Jameis
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    Resign Jameis to a 3 or 4 yr front loaded deal imo
     
  45. Nizz

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    Resign him, and I swear to god if we don’t draft OL in the first....
     
  46. stangd

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    Either that or tag him....what other options are out there?
     
  47. FearMySpear

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    Draft spot locked in at 14. Falcons at 16 with the win and Broncos slot in at 15. You’d think both those teams will be in on OL in Round 1. Jameis being a true franchise QB for us and throwing that pick 6 to secure our draft spot.
     
  48. Hank Scorpio

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    There aren't any. That's why you re-sign Jameis and draft an insurance policy this year or next.
     
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  49. Nizz

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    Draft Fromm in the 3rd
     
  50. kslim

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    Hard pass
     
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