The Continued Adventures of Meatball

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  1. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    Wanted to post this sooner but TMB went down...

    Meatball spittin' hot fire
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  2. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  3. Angry Dolphin

    Angry Dolphin In that cool mountain air on a appalachian trail

    I'm telling my old lady she shouldn't yell at me for such little reasons.
     
  4. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    Kendall's all :longhairdontcare:
     
  5. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Not meatball but Jigga Jr. had a field day today
     
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  6. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    This isn't about you
     
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  7. TC

    TC Show me your portfolio, pussy
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    How little are the reasons when youre writing it in ALL CAPS? Makes you wonder
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

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    And for Christ's sake do you even landscape orientation?
     
  9. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I didn't take the video gosh
     
  10. teel

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    "She needs to get a haircut."

    Game. Over. Sit this one out Kendall, no recovering from that.
     
  11. Celemo

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    So this morning Meatball was looking at the various pics affixed to our fridge. He asked Mrs. Celemo why we didn't have a pic of his gf on there. Mrs. Celemo said she would try to rectify the situation.

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    His gf happily obliged. He wants to hang it in his bedroom
     
  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Hand-traced turkeys fucking rule.

    I still make them to this day.
     
  13. Celemo

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    One of the best things about Thanksgiving :respek:
     
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  14. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    on the ceiling?
     
  15. Celemo

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    That's what his sister suggested
     
  16. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    If shes just handing out photos, check ur inbox for my address. Thanks.
     
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  17. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I want to start a website (www.handtracedturkeys.com) where parents can submit their kids' (or their own) turkey drawings.
     
  18. Constant

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    Sweet Wings hat, Meatball.
     
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  19. BlazingRebel

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  20. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    his girlfriend is his teachers TA right?
     
  21. Celemo

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    His girlfriend is his mom's Office Assistant
     
  22. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    I love her
     
  23. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    What does he call his dingaling again? Was one of my favorite things from the lost thread.
     
  24. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Celemo can you tell me when meatball gets bored of his gf and throws her to the curb? I'm going to make sure she is.....um....has a shoulder to cry on...
     
  25. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Man if you didn't have the context for this, whew that'd be bad.
     
  26. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Hey pal, get in line.
     
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  27. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Does Meatball know that he's a thing on TMB?
     
  28. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    I live in Oregon, so I am in line, I'm just ahead of you.
     
  29. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Thought about that after I posted. Should have added "no homo" as a belt and suspenders measure.
     
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  30. Celemo

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    His peanut. He calls his beanbag his "peanut balls"
    Kind of, he knows you were the nice man who sent him the UTL swag, Arkadin is his e-bro, and if something happened and I died... Corch will take care of him
     
  31. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    I really wanted to get you guys for secret santa this year
     
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  32. Celemo

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    So apparently Meatball punched a classmate in the dick today
     
  33. Truman

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    Excited for the story. Was he trying to make peanut balls butter ?
     
  34. Constant

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    Smart kid. Don't leave a mark.
     
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  35. hoebekec

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    Or at least get a teacher fired if they ask the kid to show them where they were hit...
     
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  36. Celemo

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    Sounds like some kid was talking shit to him during Math, Meatball was sick of his shit so he blasted him one in the dick.
     
  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    He shouldn't a been standing there.
     
  38. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Rules of the fight, there are no rules.
     
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  39. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    lol

    yes
     
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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    Sometimes you just gotta punch a motherfucker in the peanut. Meatball knows the streets don't sleep.
     
  41. Celemo

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    Meatball's new hobby: vandalizing magazines
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  42. Truman

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    The man knows his anatomy.
     
  43. Constant

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    I'm a little concerned about this, Celemo

    You've always been a boob man, and I don't know where this influence is coming from.
     
  44. Celemo

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    I had to stop him from drawing nipples on women
     
  45. Celemo

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  46. Truman

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    Oh. My. :raptorjesus:

    There have been several times itt (and on FB) where I've been so jealous I'm not meatball.

    This tops them all.
     
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  47. Celemo

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    Wat?
     
  48. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Meatball is hilarious a lives a good life. I'm jealous at times.

    Him riding a raptor makes me the most jelly.
     
  49. Celemo

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    Your op indicated otherwise...never mind I'm drunk
     
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  50. Truman

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    Have Fred Durst as a dad would be p cool too
     
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