The Continued Adventures of Meatball

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    Happy Birthday Meatball :bzzzz:
     
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  2. Celemo

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    He only wanted 2 things, some hermit crabs and a Nintendo DS.
     
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  3. Truman

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    Can see why you call him meatball from his baby pic
     
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  4. Celemo

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    He was 10lbs even at birth, came out round & red..."Meatball" was a no-brainer nickname
     
  5. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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  6. Celemo

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    :roll: I watched that at least 37 times

    Meatball killed his first spider yesterday and promptly declared he is a man now
     
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  7. Celemo

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    He's pissing of his sister tonight by trying to convince her he's the real Iron Man
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Boner_Jihad

    Boner_Jihad "Do you like hurting people?"

    Whenever I was asked why I wanted something to happen, be given to me or done after a request, I'd normally respond with 'I want this because of Reasons'. Now I need to amend this to 'little reasons', because it seems more potent. Awesome.
     
  9. Celemo

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    Meatball has begun his bedtime orthodontia, all I can think of when I see his head gear is Merica
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  10. devine

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    Honestly didn't realize orthodontists still used that
     
  11. Heesu

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    Nice to see meatball is still supporting the Spartans.

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    ***this is a comment on the jersey / shirt color, not a comparison to Denzel's teeth.
     
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  12. Jax Teller

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    What is that for?
     
  13. teel

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    World domination
     
  14. Toast

    Toast I watch you sleep.
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    To go America over everybody's ass. :americafuckyeah:
     
  15. Cheshire Bridge

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    Really??? Could you not?
     
  16. Celemo

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    Has an underbite, didn't hesitate to drop 3K on him to rectify it...only needs to wear that shit at night
     
  17. Truman

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    How does that work? Do it suction cup to is forehead or something?

    Is that the new version of this:

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  18. Celemo

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    She just broke up with her irl boyfriend...better move quick because Meatball texted her telling her that he'll always love her
     
  19. Celemo

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    The rubber bands slowly pull his bottom pallete forward
     
  20. soulfly

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    How is he supposed to actually sleep with that thing? I've always been a crazy ass sleeper and there's no fucking way I could pull that off
     
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  21. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  22. Celemo

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    mom let him get a mohawk

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  23. Truman

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    You should fake- tattoo him up and give him a birdman look for his next basketball game
     
  24. Truman

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    Or let Kendall ink him up with a marker.
     
  25. Celemo

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    oh and this little sandbagging SOB totally played me & the Mrs.. We've been trying to get him to ride his bike w/o training wheels for like the past year and it has been an exercise in futility until 2 days ago when Mrs. Celemo offered him an afternoon at fucking Chuck E. Cheese or $40.00 @ Toys R Us if he could ride his bike around the block w/o stopping. After he got incentives, it took him about an hour to do it
     
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  26. Celemo

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  27. Truman

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    Awesome.
     
  28. Celemo

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    oh he's acting like a little badass now
     
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  29. HOOSINSC

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    He looks like Spike the evil gremlin.
     
  31. Tiffin

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    My parents let us dye our hair at one point. Of course when I was Meatball's age I rocked a rat tail a time or two.
     
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  32. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Of course, right after the girl gets broke up with meatball goes out and gets a Mohawk and looks like a badass and I continue to be bald.

    Damnit, nice guys do finish last.
     
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  33. Celemo

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    Watching Interstellar with Meatball

    Meatball: Dr. Mann is a dick
    Mrs. Celemo: Meatball!!!!
    Me: :laugh:

    I'm the bad guy
     
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  34. Celemo

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    Tonight's homework, Choose two words from your spelling list and write a sentence using those words

    Meatball: I am really high.


    M'ark Pepperonio
     
  35. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Fuck yeah!
     
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  36. Constant

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    Every once in a while your wife refers to Meatball by name on FB and I remember that he has a name.
     
  37. Celemo

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    Meatball visited his 1st college campus yesterday and has subsequently verballed to the #Oregon Ducks

    He wants to be a Duck and is hitting me up for some Ducks gear
     
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  38. Truman

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    He better get working on that crossover.
     
  39. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Congrats to the young, but wise Meatball. Now be careful bc your brethren say he lacks #grit which is slanderous
     
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  40. Celemo

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    a little dated but...
     
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  41. Pelican

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    Taggart continues his impressive run on the recruiting trail.
     
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  42. Celemo

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    Dude is killing it right now
     
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  43. Tiffin

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    Joe_Pesci confirmed bagman.
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    meatball knows a winner when he sees one
     
  45. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    His "girlfriend" aka Mrs. Celemo's administrative assistant is a devout Beaverfan. Kendall is dying to tell her that Meatball has forsaken her for UO
     
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  46. Heesu

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    Does meatball not know about the aggressively unfair crowned field?
     
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  47. Celemo

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    :laugh: solid reset :respek:
     
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  48. BellottiBold

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    we did get rid of that, fyi
     
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