The Continued Adventures of Meatball

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Heesu

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  2. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Celemo acknowledge my post!
     
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  3. C Yank

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    We welcome him with open arms.
     
  4. Celemo

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    Meatball once told me he doesn't score lots of points because "other players on my team care more about scoring, I try to help them do that with my passing"
     
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  5. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Distance isn't a factor
     
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  6. Celemo

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    Mrs. Celemo would never let him go to college out of state
     
  7. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Well his awareness rating is 99 so there is no way he could be a Beaver
     
  8. Celemo

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    Laughed way more than I should
     
  9. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    He isn't a teenager yet
     
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  10. The Banks

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    Will we finally shake the not physical enough mantra?
     
  11. Celemo

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    I won't let him play football until Junior High, all he plays right now is basketball
     
  12. RalfBully

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  13. Celemo

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    wrong kid but :respek: might need to give Meatball a crack at drawing NBA players though
     
  14. Celemo

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    that does look like Patrick Ewing though lol
     
  15. RalfBully

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    Lol I couldn’t find the other thread.
     
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  16. Celemo

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  17. Lucky24Seven

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    Lambert and Mahorn beating MJ with a bat and flail with who I’m assuming is Chuck Daly has me in tears.
     
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  18. Celemo

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    Meatball has a girlfriend named Emily. Which pretty much means he mostly ignores this girl for the last two years except on Valentine’s Day when he gets her a gift. This year for Valentine’s he got her a plushie and she got him candy, Pokémon cards, a couple funko pop, and a Star Wars shirt...he kinda felt bad about the disparity but moved on.

    today Mrs. Celemo found out that she has been texting him all year and he’s mostly been ignoring them. Texts like “happy two years!!” “I love you” , “Call me, it’s important to me” and so on

    Twice, Meatball responded with “Who’s this?”
    :laugh:

    the last time Emily texted him that she loved him he responded with a single “Yeee”

    now I’m trolling Mrs. Celemo by telling her that Meatball is doing just fine ignoring her because it’s working.

    Mrs. Celemo made him text her so he sent her “Hi”
     
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  19. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Hey there all you cool cats and kittens
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    Meatball is doing it right. Who’s this :roll:

    How old is he now?
     
  20. Celemo

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    Almost 12, in 6th grade. Emily told him back in fourth grade they were bf & gf and he’s been mostly ignoring her ever since
     
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  21. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Next time Mrs. Celemo tells you she loves you respond with “Yeeeee” and report back please