Official Dallas Cowboys thread: We live in the Trenches

Lol I was like why would you not go for 2 moron?

 

Hopefully that lights a fire under the defense.

 

Would be ideal for the D to get a quick 3 and out, and we out together another scoring drive this quarter.

 

Gotta blitz jaylon once and destroy the play

 

Desperately need the Rams to turn it over.

 

Holding offense, illegal downfield

 

Surprised they didn’t go

 

Most exciting delay of all game I’ve seen in awhile

 

I was like fuck me, we’re about to jump offsides.

 

Keep throwing

 

All day

 

We could 2 minute offense these fucks right off the field

 

Why the fuck is Rico gathers getting targets

 

Makes no sense

 

We were enjoying too much success throwing

 

Perfect spot for play action there

 

I thought it was going to be.

 

Uh false start?

 

At least get Dak out of the pocket with a chance to run for it if it’s not there on the pass

 

I’d kick.

 

Well at least Gallup is having a coming out party

 

That draw lol

 

Let’s mix it up and not send Zeke right up the gut this time

 

Started his slide early

 

Lucky there

 

Now we need a miracle.

 

Kick deep right?or you onside it?

 

Onside. We arent stopping them

 

Him being our #2 wr going forward instead of having to rely on him to develop into a one is fantastic

 

Onside with the new rules sucks though

 

Onsides are damn near impossible now.

 

Kick it deep. Better chance you get a stop than recover onsides

 

Here we go

 

With how the rams lined up i would have squibbed it down to about the 20 and see what happens.

 

Rams throwing here?

 

Was just gonna complain about the old man getting snaps over LVE here in this scenario but never mind I guess

 

Would be great if they did and went incomplete

 

One more time you sacks of shit

 

Well that would be ideal. They’re pretty aggressive. I run a jet sweep if I’m them. They’ve been getting good yardage on that all day.

 

Hahaha

 

Blistering hot take: the Progressive commercials where people act like their parents is a good campaign. They make me laugh every time.

 

Heath sucks

 

The fuck was Heath doing

 

Fuck Jeff Heath

Find his replacement ASAP

 

That’s embarrassing.

 

ET.

 

CJ carrying Heath for 7 yards.

 

We are responsible for CJ Anderson’s next nfl contract.

 

That sucked. They are a much better team though.