Official Dallas Cowboys thread: We live in the Trenches

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  1. dallasdawg

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    100%
     
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  2. jrmy

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    Jason Garrett has an elaborate system whereby he calls the entire offense with a series of blank stares and claps
     
  3. dallasdawg

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    some of those play designs were brilliant. i bet bob is beating himself to the 22 tonight
     
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  4. John McGuirk

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    I figured he was programming something in on his tool belt
     
  5. texasraider

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    Who else would be calling plays?
     
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  6. John McGuirk

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    Cooper Rush
     
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  7. dallasdawg

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    gerald jones
     
  8. Emma

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    Sorry to interrupt, but how's Cobb been?
     
  9. dallasdawg

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    balled out today

    he’s going to have a good year working in the middle with cooper and gallup outside
     
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  10. texasraider

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    4 for 69 (nice) and a TD
     
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  11. John McGuirk

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    Not bad, dropped a pass but was a really solid contributed
     
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  12. southside

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    That was fun. We have fun here lol am I doing it right
     
  13. jrmy

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    Lol yeah
     
  14. RU-Omega Potato

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    :swagstrut:
     
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  15. FightingCock

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    Wait until we need a solid performance for a playoff berth and we get 11/26 with 1 td and 3 picks, and a fumble
     
  16. jrmy

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    Through 3 quarters and then he delivers an improbable fourth quarter comeback and we all cheer and celebrate Dak’s new long term deal
     
  17. Tony Ray Bans

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    Its hard to know what was Kellen Moore/Dak and what was just the Giants being a complete dumpster fire. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle of those two. That said, it was a hell of lot better looking than a lot of what we saw with Scott calling the plays. Hopefully they just keep taking care of business for the next 2 weeks. Washington and Miami (especially Miami. Woof) look very beatable. Lets get everything running smoothly for week 4 when they go to NOLA. Big big game
     
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  18. jrmy

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    Even if they do suck, Dak never was as consistently successful with Linehan. For reference:

    78.13% completion percentage (5th best career game, 2nd best with 30+ attempts)
    405 passing yards (2nd best career game)
    4 passing TD (T-best career game)
    158.3 passer rating (best career game)
    0 sacks taken (one of 8 career games where he's taken none)
    12.66 Y/A (best career game...by 1.5 Y/A)
    15.16 AY/A (best career game...by 1.5 AY/A)

    The only two drives that didn't end in touchdowns (before they started just handing off every play to kill time) ended after drops on well-thrown balls that should've converted first downs.

    And they were 2 for 2 on converting for touchdowns in the red zone which was the biggest issue last year.
     
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  19. jrmy

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    And that's with Zeke basically still in training camp mode
     
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  20. Tony Ray Bans

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    The red zone success was so satisfying. Last year it was so frustrating to watch the futility inside the 10 yard line.
     
  21. jrmy

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    Also, Chidobe Awuzie stayed the king of allowing great catches into really tight coverage yesterday with that one-handed Lattimer catch
     
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  22. jrmy

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    Defense is a little concerning.

    Getting Byron Jones up to speed and having him and Chidobe outside full-time should help some. Jourdan Lewis needs to continue to play instead of Anthony Brown in the slot because he was fantastic yesterday and Brown was beyond doo-doo. Took an awful route on the long run by Saquon and missed a couple tackles.

    Jeff Heath, LVE, and Jaylon got abused all day in coverage. Hopefully that doesn't continue with non-Evan Engram matchups. Forgettable day for those 3.

    Also hoping that Taco might not be a healthy scratch next week because 1) everyone that lined up at right end was mediocre and 2) Hyder was terrible in relief of Tank on the other side. Robert Quinn can't get back soon enough either.
     
  23. dallasdawg

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    hmmm i came away thinking hyder was pretty disruptive :idk:

    i don’t think we’re ever going to see anything out of taco
     
  24. texasraider

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    I thought hyder played well
     
  25. jrmy

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    I may be wrong on Hyder... only ever remember seeing him chasing plays past the line of scrimmage. I don't think I saw where he made any stops or pressured Eli.
     
  26. Tony Ray Bans

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    Defense had 2 of its 4 best players still getting back into football shape after injury. Once Tank and Byron are back up to speed and Quinn is back I think we will be fine. Jaylon and LVE had some less than stellar moments but also had some great plays. LVE assisted on the strip sack and also forced a throw away on an earlier drive to force a punt.

    Honestly given the issues the defense had from a yards perspective AND the fact that the running game was pretty mediocre its awesome how much ass we kicked. The team is a lot more multi dimensional now and can beat people a lot of different ways. Gonna be a fun season
     
  27. jrmy

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    I talked all that shit on La'el and he came out and made the PFF Team of the Week and put up a 92.4 grade

    Also:

     
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  28. Tony Ray Bans

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    La'el also posted a perfect 100.0 pass protection rating. Dude had himself a day. Also this is so fun:

     
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  29. RU-Omega Potato

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  30. Tony Ray Bans

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  31. jrmy

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    Minkah Fitzpatrick forcing his way out of Miami
     
  32. Tony Ray Bans

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    Taco removed everything Cowboys-related from his socials last night and tweeted "the waiting game." Rumors have been swirling for a few days hes being shopped.

    Would you give Taco + a 2nd for a Minkah?
     
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  33. Crepeswithasmile

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    and not think twice about it. Minkah is really fucking good.
     
  34. jrmy

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    Yep
     
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  35. dallasdawg

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    yep and wouldn’t think twice about it

    could play him at slot or free and man we would be good
     
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  36. jrmy

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    That dime secondary with some combination of Jones, Awuzie, Brown, Lewis, Woods, Heath and Minkah would be really good
     
  37. southside

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    Let’s not act like the GOAT is contributing to the Unit being really good
     
  38. jrmy

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    No but he would likely be included
     
  39. jrmy

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    Brown is so bad at tackling
     
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  40. dallasdawg

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    i would give up a 2nd and a 5th for fitzpatrick so fast
     
  41. jrmy

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    We could also just play Lewis in the slot since he doesn’t aggressively suck
     
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  42. jrmy

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    Connor Williams getting his ass roasted by Payne today
     
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  43. zachary

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    what happened to the offense
     
  44. jrmy

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    Fuck. Woods is hurt.
     
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  46. jrmy

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    You must not read BTB because he was one of the favorite pet cats this offseason

    Love the shot
     
  47. zachary

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    what a ball by dak wow
     
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  48. tylerdolphin

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    Give that man his $45M/year
     
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  49. jrmy

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    Maher trying to get himself cut
     
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    josh norman lol
     
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