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  1. zachary

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    last week and this game we look like a completely different team
     
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  2. dallasdawg

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    that’s what happens when you don’t play the giants (eli), the redskins (keenum), and the dolphins (rosen)
     
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  3. zachary

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    at least we get a new coach and don’t waste money on dak!!
     
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  4. BayouMafia

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    Hey guys if it makes you feel better I just left a really funny message on the CROW line.
     
  5. dallasdawg

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    was it about bob’s triple play on the boys
     
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  6. BayouMafia

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    No but I touched on the Greatest Offense in History not scoring a first half TD in 2 straight games
     
  7. dallasdawg

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    nice that ones for bob too
     
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  8. dallasdawg

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    wow we are terrible
     
  9. jrmy

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    This is the most pathetic shit I’ve seen in awhile
     
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  10. dallasdawg

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    now la’el? great!
     
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  11. dallasdawg

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    dump get the fuck out of here
     
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  12. dump

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  13. texasraider

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    What’s the crow line number. I’m gonna get really drunk and call bob a loser
     
  14. jrmy

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    Knight needs to be the new swing tackle over Fleming
     
  15. zachary

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    why the fuck did we get rid of dan bailey for this bum
     
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  16. dallasdawg

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    uhh dan bailey blows too
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    Not going for it on 4th and 5 in that part of the field with no timeouts was some job protection shit
     
  18. dallasdawg

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    should have gone for it on 4th and 5 in the same spot down 17-0 before the half too

    fuck jason garrett
     
  19. jrmy

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    lol Cobb hurt his back, LVE is sick, neither Collins or Smith has practiced all week

    Thank god its just the Jets
     
  20. dallasdawg

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    hurting your back in practice sounds not good
     
  21. dallasdawg

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    the flu is starting to hit dfw hard, is that what lve has?
     
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  22. Tony Ray Bans

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    Man if we somehow fuck around and lose this game, its going to be hard to tell where the bottom is on this season. Real chaos. Hopefully the return of Antwuan Woods means the DL is a little better against the run. That has been insanely concerning. I just want to win big enough to feel confident going into the Philly game next week
     
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  23. texasraider

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    Whatever it takes to not give Garrett an extension?
     
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  24. jrmy

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    This team sucks

    Can’t wait to see who replaces Garrett
     
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  25. southside

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    this offense is bland as fuck, again. how the fuck does this happen so quickly?
     
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  26. texasraider

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    Need to start tanking so Sean P has some good draft picks to work with
     
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  27. Tony Ray Bans

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    Its very depressing to see a team with this much ability be this fucking terrible. I think it says a lot about the coaching that they went out and got run off the field last week and then showed up this week doing this. Can't catch, can't block, can't tackle, can't avoid penalties. I wish Jerry would fire Garrett before they get on the plane
     
  28. southside

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    oh great amari is a fragile bitch again. combined with the dropping balls the last couple weeks he looks vintage raiders
     
  29. southside

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    i still don't understand how we lead the league in offense ypg
     
  30. jrmy

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    Dolphins, Skins, and Giants
     
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  31. jrmy

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    Michael Gallup got the dick hands from Coop
     
  32. jrmy

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    What a fucking terrible playcall there
     
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  33. jrmy

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    Fire Garrett at halftime
     
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  34. dallasdawg

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    i want to die
     
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  35. southside

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    Fuck you, Jason Garrett
     
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  36. southside

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    Dak is getting absolutely annihilated. gotta be 10+ hits in this half

    edit: 3 would be late hit calls if it was Tom Brady
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    Dak just got wrecked
     
  38. dallasdawg

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    we’re gonna lose to the jets lol
     
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  39. Joe_Pesci

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    It's those damn blue jerseys
     
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  40. Vinegar Strokes

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    Garrett getting fired if Jets Win?
     
  41. jrmy

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    I don’t even know why this shit surprises me

    This staff has never been able to adjust when Tyron Smith is hurt. Might as well just fucking forfeit when he doesn’t play.
     
  42. jrmy

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    We wish
     
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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    They getting carved up by Sam Darnold, Robbie Anderson, the corpse of Demaryius Thomas, and a backup tight end named Ryan Griffin
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    Coming into this game Ryan Griffin had 5 catches for 17 yards
     
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  45. texasraider

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  46. texasraider

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    To be fair they were playing with Falk
     
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  47. zachary

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    this is fine. everything is fine

    first texas, then the astros, now the cowboys :))))
     
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  49. jrmy

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    Lol 62 yarder
     
  50. bertwing

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    Oh honey
     
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