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  1. dathalfnukkahd

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    Dallas will come back and win this game
     
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  2. jrmy

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    Nah
     
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  3. bertwing

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    im not sure what good a FG does there
     
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  4. jrmy

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    FIRE GARRETT *clap clap clap clap clap*
    FIRE GARRETT *clap clap clap clap clap*
    FIRE GARRETT *clap clap clap clap clap*
     
  5. jrmy

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    Absolutely none
     
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  6. texasraider

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    I’ll never understand how coaches are allowed to make such stupid fucking decisions
     
  7. jrmy

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    Remember when we passed on points in the first half to run a QB sweep on 4th and 2

    Remember
     
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  8. texasraider

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    That was a poorly designed option sir
     
  9. jrmy

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    Put the fucking flags away
     
  10. Killy Me Please

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  11. dallasdawg

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    we just lost to the jets
     
  12. southside

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    At least we didn’t just sign Goff to a long term extensions.
     
  13. dallasdawg

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    demarcus lawrence has 7 tackles this season

    7 tackles

    tackles, not sacks. seven. tackles.
     
  14. bertwing

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    That’s a little over one tackle per game for our mathematically challenged Cowboys fans
     
  15. dallasdawg

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Al Bundy

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    Big contracts....smh.
     
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  17. zachary

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    zeke and tank are living up to their contracts that’s for sure
     
  18. jrmy

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    See yall in 2028
     
  19. Tony Ray Bans

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    Well, yesterday definitely sucked ass and this team is currently playing like something akin to the worst team in the NFL. That said, I remember feeling exactly like this last year when they were 3-5 and had lost to the titans on Monday night football. This team certainly has the talent (when healthy) to compete for a spot in the playoffs. The offseason hype clearly did not do this team any favors. I think they read their own write ups and let it go to their heads. The first 3 weeks where they played sloppy at times but still won big did nothing to dispel the idea that they were a dominant team who could show up and win easily.

    Now, we will find out what the team is made of mentally. Either they will circle the wagons and turn it around or they will crumble completely and waste what could have been a very very good season for the franchise. We will see what happens against Philly.
     
  20. jrmy

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    This coaching staff just has no ability to adjust when they aren't at full strength and it shows repeatedly
     
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  21. zachary

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    i’m cheering for losses now so garrett will be fired
     
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  22. texasraider

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    Same
     
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  23. Tony Ray Bans

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    So lets say they go out and get smashed by Philly next week in absolutely embarrassing fashion and a miracle happens. Garrett gets fired Monday morning. Who do they let take over? Kris Richard?
     
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  24. zachary

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    reily hopefully mid season
     
  25. jrmy

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    Rod Marinelli going out on top
     
  26. jrmy

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    Or we could go the route of hiring an incredibly young and green former QB with upside

    I'm thinking John Stephen Jones
     
  27. texasraider

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    Sure
     
  28. southside

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    I don’t see Garrett getting fired mid season unless we are out of the playoff hunt by like week 12. Even then I bet he gets the full season.
     
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  29. dallasdawg

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    there are literally 6 probable losses in a row coming up

    eagles - L? toss up?
    @ giants - W, maybe?
    vikings - L
    @ lions - L
    @ pats - LOL
    bills - L (short week)
    @ bears - L
    rams - L
    @ eagles - L
    skins - W

    boy... this could get ugly
     
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  30. southside

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    Just keep clapping folks
     
  31. Bruce Bowen

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  32. southside

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    I’m listening to all the podcasts this morning replaying this shitshow. It’s cathartic and a bit masochistic.
     
  33. dallasdawg

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    should have listened to the ticket postgame last night. george was about to kill somebody
     
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  34. southside

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    Found on twitter. Finding new ways to lose

    NFL teams are 90-1 since 1991 when they win time of possession, total yards, turnovers, pick up 25 first downs, and convert at least 10 or more 3rd down attempts. Dallas' loss to the Jets on Sunday is the one loss.
     
  35. dallasdawg

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  36. Aussie

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    Jason Garrett always finds a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
     
  37. Gritty Badger

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    think you guys should be favored on Sunday. Unless Mills and Darby come back the secondary is somehow worse than the one Amari went for 250 against. The defense is historically bad and Schwartz has zero answers
     
  38. dallasdawg

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    we’re -3 rn

    not sure if cooper plays. if he’s out, we are screwed
     
  39. Gritty Badger

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    can your receivers run faster than a 4.8 40? in a straight line and be able to catch a ball 50% of the time? if so, they'll be fine.
     
  40. dallasdawg

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    gallup is good, but without cooper, he gets bracketed. smith looked good early on in the year as a deep threat, but he was a healthy scratch last week even with cobb out (?). cobb still could be out, but if not, he’s all underneath stuff, and the rest of the receivers are trash

    our tight ends are so meh too
     
  41. jrmy

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    Oh I guess Jason Witten and his blazing 4.4 speed (20 yard dash) is meh now
     
  42. Gritty Badger

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    You and I would throw a bracket on Gallup all game and let the other guys beat coverage. Schwartz will play quarters coverage or cover 1 and Gallup will catch 12 for 175. Its insane what is happening on that side of the ball.
     
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  43. dallasdawg

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    cooper status?
     
  44. zachary

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    playing
     
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  45. zachary

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    fly eagles fly
     
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  46. southside

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    34-24 good guys today
     
  47. RU-Omega Potato

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    Fry chickens fry, on the road to KFC!
     
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  48. dallasdawg

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    why doesn’t lewis play more
     
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  49. Roy

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    Is Elliots nose always so red?
     
  50. texasraider

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    All I see is jewelry