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  1. southside

    southside Well-Known Member
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    You’ve had a hell of a year when you throw the Braves in.
     
  2. jrmy

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    Have you seen the Lady Gamecocks this year though?
     
  3. texasraider

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    I want urban so bad just because he would tell Jerry to fuck off

    which is why Garrett will be back
     
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  5. tigr2ndbase

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    Heard someone on the radio saying Garrett should be let go and jerry should hire Rivera for the rest of the season.
     
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  6. texasraider

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  7. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    I've already been down that road. No thank you.
     
  8. jrmy

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    Dude is so shitty
     
  9. jrmy

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    They’ve gotta fire JG after this performance
     
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  10. Tex

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    This is a joke
     
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  11. southside

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    Maher has missed 10 FGs this year. More than any kicker in a season in the last 4 years.
     
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  12. Pokes

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    This team fucking sucks
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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    Damn Aikman going scorched earth on the whole coaching staff.
     
  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  15. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Could you provide a link to this little tidbit? Because I'm not finding it.
     
  16. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    It’s not true unless he’s gay married to Jerry Jr.
     
  17. jrmy

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    Brill is Jerrah’s bastard daughter
     
  18. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Everything is totally fine in Jerry World.

     
  19. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    And then the dump call function cut him off because he kept cursing on air.
     
  20. jrmy

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  21. Crepeswithasmile

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    People really want Urban Meyer to coach the Cowboys?
     
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  22. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    absolutely
     
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  23. Crepeswithasmile

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    he'd definitely be an upgrade from what we have, but, fucking gross. i just don't think that i could pull for an urban coached team.
     
  24. zachary

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    what a holy saint you are
     
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  25. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    If he can win a Superbowl, I don't give a shit.
     
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  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    i'm far from a saint, I just don't like the guy and i don't really think that his style of coaching would work in the nfl.
     
  27. jrmy

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    You mean the good kind
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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    Zeke and Urban reunion.

    [​IMG]
     
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  29. tigr2ndbase

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    Can’t imagine the heart issues urban would have working for Jerry.
     
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  30. southside

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    "when you quit on your coach you quit on yourself"

    Fuck you Jerry, you egomaniacal jackass. That's not how it works.
     
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  31. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
  32. Line 4 Guy

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    Fuck u Maher. Hope you sleep well on ur pillow tonight.
     
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  33. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    They were kinda cold blooded.

    Sent him to the kids hospital in the morning to visit with sick kids and then upon returning to the Star told him to pack his shit and get out.

    Spend your morning with dying kids and then come back to your team and they tell you nobody wants you around here anymore. That'd fuck me up.
     
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  34. zachary

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    its not that deep
     
  35. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    :idk:
     
  36. jrmy

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    Maybe he should have thought about that before he missed all those kicks
     
  37. zachary

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    1. there is nothing bad about going to visit kids in the hospital

    2. he made millions of dollars kicking a football

    3. its the nfl, this is how it works
     
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  38. southside

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    How are we favored against the Rams wtf
     
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  39. jrmy

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    Fix is in. Vegas gonna clean up.
     
  40. jrmy

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    Chris Jones has gone under the radar as someone who has fucking sucked at their job this year
     
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  41. dallasdawg

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    we have the worst special teams
     
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  42. jrmy

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    Yeah that’s progressively gone from a strength to an absolute black hole since Gruden poached Bisaccia
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    I loathe this team and the coaches.
     
  44. southside

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    This team is so sloppy on the road
     
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  45. jrmy

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    This should be the final nail in JG’s coffin
     
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  46. zachary

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    was just coming to post this
     
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  47. HoosDaMan

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    I can’t believe they’re trying a 55 yarder up 11 with 11 minutes to go. Ha
     
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  48. HoosDaMan

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    You either go for it or punt, imho, with strong lean to punt.
     
  49. jrmy

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    Dak can’t hit the fucking broad side of a barn today
     
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  50. southside

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    Too many under achievers on this team looking to get paid who don't show up in big moments
     
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