The Dating App Thread (SFW bc snitches)

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  1. Chumbolone

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  3. dtx

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    recently single keep downloading and deleting tinder and bumble but i probably can’t hold off much longer
     
    #3 dtx, Jun 8, 2020
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  4. Chumbolone

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  5. Chumbolone

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  6. TC

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    Ok post some of your good ones
     
    #6 TC, Jun 8, 2020
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Take me back to 2012
     
    #7 Bruce Wayne, Jun 8, 2020
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  8. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    think i’ll join the fun later
     
    #8 dtx, Jun 8, 2020
  9. Chumbolone

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    Roll over
     
    #9 Chumbolone, Jun 8, 2020
  10. Chumbolone

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  11. Chumbolone

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  12. Chumbolone

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    #12 Chumbolone, Jun 12, 2020
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  13. BamaNug

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    weird thread
     
    #13 BamaNug, Jun 12, 2020
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  14. Chumbolone

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    #14 Chumbolone, Jun 12, 2020
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  15. BamaNug

    BamaNug The journey itself is the point
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    I wouldn't be as frequent a member on TMB if I ignored weird threads.
     
    #15 BamaNug, Jun 12, 2020
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  16. HatterasJack

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    When do we get the water bottle pics?
     
    #16 HatterasJack, Jun 12, 2020
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  17. Whammy Business

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    Let’s fast forward to the part where you get all in your feels about a woman, she ditches you and you have a meltdown on the board. It’s been my experience that is the best part of a thread like this one.
     
    #17 Whammy Business, Jun 12, 2020
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  18. ned's head

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    You're gonna have a lot of upset TMBers if you just skip over the part with the water bottle
     
    #18 ned's head, Jun 12, 2020
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  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    That and the nudes
     
    #19 Jimmy the Saint, Jun 12, 2020
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  20. mp_22

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    horrible tattoo on her left arm
     
    #20 mp_22, Jun 13, 2020
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  21. dtx

    dtx ruthkanda forever
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    i lied, gonna fall in love with my ex coworker instead

    Lenin let me give you my acct

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    #21 dtx, Jun 14, 2020
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  22. mp_22

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    Show the messages
     
    #22 mp_22, Jun 14, 2020
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  23. pearl

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    She wants someone close to 6ft, yet looks like this

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    #23 pearl, Jun 15, 2020
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  24. TLAU

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    This is a safe place to post things like this and I can personally attest to the information posted ITT not leaking out into yours and everyone else who shares's personal lives.
     
    #24 TLAU, Jun 15, 2020
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  25. Chumbolone

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  26. BWC

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    I see two smokeshows with poor culinary tastes
     
    #26 BWC, Jun 20, 2020
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  27. Doc Louis

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    Hadn't we already gone through a thread like this with someone from the VA beach area?
     
    #27 Doc Louis, Jun 20, 2020
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  28. ANTWONE

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    Chumbolone is Don’t Hate Me Bro
     
    #28 ANTWONE, Jun 20, 2020
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  29. Chumbolone

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    Divorce is final, new me.
     
    #29 Chumbolone, Jun 20, 2020
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  30. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    That last one

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  31. THEBLUERAIDER

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    You got married? Please say it was to the girl whose ass was your avatar.
     
    #31 THEBLUERAIDER, Jun 20, 2020
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  32. Connor Norman

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    No that was the girl that caused the meltdown and water bottle pic.
     
    #32 Connor Norman, Jun 20, 2020
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  33. Chumbolone

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    Might’ve been married the whole time, it’s hazy.
     
    #33 Chumbolone, Jun 20, 2020
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  34. Handcuffed

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    isn't there some unresolved message board drama between you and Joe_Pesci
     
    #34 Handcuffed, Jun 20, 2020
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  35. Hatfield

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    Fear and Loathing in Sandbridge
     
    #35 Hatfield, Jun 20, 2020
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  36. CaneKnight

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    #36 CaneKnight, Jun 20, 2020
  37. CaneKnight

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    Imagine being so pathetically basic you think Pho is trash
     
    #37 CaneKnight, Jun 20, 2020
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  38. ned's head

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    Thread was more fun when it was nsfw
     
    #38 ned's head, Jun 20, 2020
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  39. Chumbolone

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    Nah, it’s been resolved. He’s now a paying subscriber to my onlyfans. He even did some of the banner artwork for my site.
     
    #39 Chumbolone, Jun 21, 2020
  40. Chumbolone

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    Imagine giving a fuck with a woman this hot

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    #40 Chumbolone, Jun 21, 2020
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  41. pperc

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    Link?
     
    #41 pperc, Jun 21, 2020
  42. John McGuirk

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    Oh good, I missed the dating app thread. Glad it’s back. Can’t wait till this one gets moved to the donor board too
     
    #42 John McGuirk, Jun 21, 2020
  43. Taffy

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    Is this true?
     
    #43 Taffy, Jun 21, 2020
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  44. John McGuirk

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    Just jumped on bumble for the first time in about 4 years. Man, there are a lot more trannys than I remember
     
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    #45 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Jun 21, 2020
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  46. Chumbolone

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    Hinge is #1 rn
     
    #46 Chumbolone, Jun 21, 2020
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  48. —

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    If you tryna get married.
    Raya still #1 overall imo.
     
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  49. Chumbolone

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    Repeat customer some of you may recognize from the old thread... the wife/gf comment is 100% directed at me.
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    #49 Chumbolone, Jun 22, 2020
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    #50 Chumbolone, Jun 22, 2020
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