The Dating App Thread (SFW bc snitches)

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  1. ChopRoll42

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    confirmed women are still hot and may potentially play the game better than we do
     
  2. Chumbolone

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  3. mp_22

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    No way she is 44
     
  4. CaneKnight

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    Just how you like it right

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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    Blue bikini gal from end of last page is prob top from the most recent batch
     
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  6. Chumbolone

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    Great way to wake up...
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  7. steamengine

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    Pho slander won’t be tolerated
     
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  9. CaneKnight

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  10. HoosDaMan

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    That’s obviously the sexiest college basketball coach in America doing the hovering hand as he is a married Christian man.
     
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  11. Chumbolone

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    Winner winner chicken dinner [​IMG] [​IMG]
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  12. Taffy

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    For real guys, is Chumbolone = don't hate me bro? And married the whole time?
     
  13. Jake Scott

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    We will need to see his penis to confirm it does dog leg left.
     
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  14. Bruce Wayne

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    yes
     
  15. Taffy

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    Sorry about the breakdown of your marriage, Chumbolone , although I suspect your heart wasn't in it.
     
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  16. hood b. goode

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    i mean i wouldnt stay married either w all these dimes in my dms
     
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  17. mp_22

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    Ex-Wife was the jealous type
     
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  18. Taffy

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    Tbh I'm more impressed with the time management skills needed to get away with it for so long
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    Can’t believe that selfish ex wife couldn’t put her issues aside and be fine with don’t hate me bro entertaining his online friends with his dating app adventures
     
  20. mp_22

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    Wanna see what the woman he said I do looks like
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, for fucks sake can you not crop a screen shot on an iPhone?
     
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  22. BamaNug

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    "cool places in Virginia Beach"

    lol wrongnumber
     
  23. Chumbolone

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    Invited her and her friends to my spot in OBX :smug:
     
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  24. Chumbolone

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  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Simple etiquette
     
  26. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    Just do what I used to do in Va beach , take them down by the canal ...:dealwithit:
     
  27. John McGuirk

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    going to have to go back and do some research to confirm if this is indeed @donthatembro
     
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  28. LA window washer

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    I lurked during some of the previous thread, I apologize for my ignorance. Don’t hate me bro, was married that entire time? And he posted a dick that wasn’t his? :pffft:
     
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  29. Chumbolone

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    False.
     
  30. Chumbolone

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  31. Arrec Bardwin

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    Do you actually have an onlyfans?
     
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  32. Lipp

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    No, but he’s really gonna find self worth in the next one!
     
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  33. Chumbolone

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    Nah, just makin’ cameos.

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    Go off, kween!
     
  34. Lipp

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    Yep. I’m sure you laugh until you cry yourself to sleep.
     
  35. HoosDaMan

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    The meltdown over the girl with nice ass who dumped him for the guy who rode the tyke bike was real though? I’m very confused.
     
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  36. Lipp

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    Yes. That’s real. He’s totally secure and doesn’t need affirmation from the internet.
     
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  37. Chumbolone

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    Yeah, not so much the girl, a top 3 fuck of my life I will admit, but the ego nutshot of losing out to that particular guy was just a bit much. Which I’m aware makes zero sense considering I have no ground to stand on based on my actions. Not my finest hour.

    Will insurance cover this session?

    Why does posting my hobby on here trigger you so much compared to say the craft beer thread, or the recent purchases thread, or any of the mundane threads where people share their interests? I think you’re projecting a little, bub.

    If it’s not your cup of tea, just keep it moving and focus on your well adjusted, totally normal, healthy interests. :idk:
     
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  38. mp_22

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    Win some & lose some... let’s appreciate what Chumbolone is about to show us
     
  39. IvanTheTerrible

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    I like the way you play the game brother.
     
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  40. hood b. goode

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    just got curved from a bumble date Wednesday [​IMG]
     
  41. Goose

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    Happens to the best of us. Get back on the horse
     
  42. hood b. goode

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    :cryingjordan: Thx bruh . i really , really liked her
     
  43. Taffy

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    Not gonna lie, thread was 100x better when it was NSFW
     
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  44. Chumbolone

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    If we could preemptively thread ban half a dozen posters and guests :/
     
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  45. Taffy

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    To the WhatsApp!
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  46. Upton^2

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    Single after ~4 years and seems like Hinge is easier to “maneuver”.

    Maybe it is quarantine making things easier idk
     
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  47. John McGuirk

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    Are we the same person?
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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    have u tried plentyoffish?

    Worked great on windows 95
     
  49. Upton^2

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