The Dating App Thread (SFW bc snitches)

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  1. Emma

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    Here to live vicariously
     
  2. Taffy

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    Don't let being in a loving, committed relationship stop you, bro.
     
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  3. Chumbolone

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    savage
     
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  4. CoastalOrange

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  5. Taffy

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    Someone get this man an invite to the NSFW WhatsApp group
     
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  6. REGGNECK

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  7. Goose

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    You’ll pipe some new chick in the next two weeks and forget about her. It’s mating season boys
     
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  8. dtx

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    i’ll provide anecdotes about all the weird tattooed girls if i can ever bring myself to invest time in these apps again
     
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  9. CoastalOrange

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    As nexus cqn attest to, I was once able to contribute and apparently still have some of those pics.
     
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  10. nexus

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    This is true but it’s been a while. I assumed (based on your impeccably fratty appearance) that you came to grips with your sexuality and settled down with a nice southern boy :idk:
     
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  11. nexus

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    Also can I be invited to whatever this is?
     
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  12. Taffy

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    Sorry guys, but like my good friend Chumbolone, I have a conscience and can't live with the guilt.

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    There is no secret NSFW WhatsApp group.
    Unless there is and I'm not a part of it
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  13. hood b. goode

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    i posted once. a few cute chicks im talkin with

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    gatorofiowa or w/e posts his latest batch

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  14. CoastalOrange

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    He's a gentle lover.
     
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  15. mp_22

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    what happen to gator of Iowa ?
     
  16. mp_22

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    We can start a What’s App for this
     
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  17. comrade static

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    Is this not what we have a donor board for?
     
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  18. Chumbolone

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    I’m just happy they’ve evolved from “heyy” as an opening frankly.
     
  19. Chumbolone

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    Casualty of snitch gate.

    Donors snitched.
     
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  20. CaneKnight

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    She doesn't matter just keep moving
     
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  21. mp_22

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    What ? over him getting laid... that’s new
     
  22. lunchbox

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    I wanna WhatsApp

    I hate the apps, always do better in person. Covid has ruined it
     
  23. mp_22

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    Anyway we can get a group via an app for this so no 1 has anything to be worried
     
  24. mp_22

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  25. Corky Bucek

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  26. RSK

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    Pornhub not doing it for you?
     
  27. Chumbolone

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    I’m good, bro.

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  28. Chumbolone

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  29. Chumbolone

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  30. Chumbolone

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    No, it’s really not new at all. You see mp_22 , as douchey and arrogant as it sounds, some people are triggered by other’s success... in this case other’s success with women... I’d venture to guess bc they’re not successful with women. And when you have an ego, and someone you don’t like on here seemingly brags about the thing you’re not good at by sharing their success’, some people look for ways to compensate.

    There was no brother who stumbled upon their sister being shared on here. There was no moral high ground. There was just user who made a second account, is an anime fan from the PNW, and decided to try to start shit. Bc the best way for someone with inadequacy issues to feel like they’re as good as someone else is by attempting to bring others down.

    My advice to those people is to just be better looking and have a little personality.
     
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  31. hood b. goode

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  32. mp_22

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    Jealousy is a hard pill to swallow for some people
     
    #132 mp_22, Jul 13, 2020
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  33. Chumbolone

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  34. Capstone 88

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    Every fucking chud eating 2,000 calories and hasn’t had a gain since puberty has an “arm day” Gotta be more particular, girl.
     
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  35. Chumbolone

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  36. Emma

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    That seems extremely uncomfortable
     
  37. AubCabs

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    Lol who is this?
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

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    Joe_Pesci i think
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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  40. Jack Parkman

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    wtf
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    Big anime house over here
     
  42. mp_22

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    Seems like a fun 21 year old
     
  43. Taffy

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    I dont think I even want to see those bad boys unleashed and unsupported
     
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  44. Chumbolone

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    Gotta change dentists...

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  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Please provide updates on the woman with cartoonishly large bobs
     
  46. Chumbolone

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    Haven’t messaged her yet. I think it’s going to require time I’m not super motivated to invest bc I can only imagine she gets a lot of unsubtle, one note approaches bc of them. Probably has a strong guard up. But I’ll chuck it deep and see what happens.
     
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  47. mp_22

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    Chumbolone Of the women you showed us who have you had the most success with?
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

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    Is this a Daddy Rabbit alt account?
     
  49. IrishLAX2

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    I certainly hope so
     
  50. hood b. goode

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