Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Chumbolone, Jun 8, 2020.
no love connections, just sex
Pretty sure mp22 was weird as fuck in the old thread too
Just happy to see the dude having success post divorce.
Post divorce? Nothings different
I like to think that he’s bagged all the ones that get posted.
Says a lot about you that people can’t differentiate two shitty posters!
I’m not. I usually filter out anything between super easy and super hot. I’m pretty unmotivated/lazy unless I meet someone who piques my interest on all levels.
Of those I’ve posted the girl with bad tattoos on pg1, the pink bikini on pg2, the 44yo on pg2, and the two bumble convos that were down from the get go, I’ve closed. I’ve fucked two girls with only fans recently. They recorded it and I gave them permission to use it, no idea if they put it up on their site or not bc I don’t pay for porn. If you’re a meat gazer like Joe Pesci and want to analyze my dick too you can subscribe to these two...
I’m putting in the most effort in with the hot model wannabe who hates pho, though I might’ve fucked that up bc I since matched her friend and she kinda gave me this passive aggressive shit about it. She’s also a typical idiot 21yo who thinks she’s the next Olivia Culpo... “my body is my art”. Bleh. It’s really hard pretending to be interested in anything she has to say.
I’m going out with the girl I puppy dog gif’d on pg3 this weekend. Whenever the brunette from Arlington and I are in the same area code I’m sure I’ll close that one.The dental hygienist I just posted is actually pretty cool/funny. I’ll put some effort into her.
Wait so dhmb was married back during the original tinder thread? Gd all that had to be hard to pull off.
Yes and Gator got reported by donors
Man I’m not as good at Chumbawumba at this
If you get knocked down, you gotta get up again. Dont ever let them keep you down.
Aggressive opening on the Ken doll
That or the classic :whale hello there: gif...
Who blew his cover?
idk about cover but Baby Rabbit blew something
You’re weird as fuck in every thread. Stop being so miserable
Was fun to watch Chumbolone and Gator Iowa cause they would always one up each other
Chumbolone let’s check in on the girl with the cartoon rack.
I’m efforting, she hasn’t responded.
big ol pitties & k3nvy Vinegar Strokes
Realizing that the accompanying gif is Pam Grier who had an all-time set:
Chumbolone still talking to the 24 year old with the bad tattoo’s?
How old have you gone, chumbalone? I bagged a hot 49 year old from tinder back in the day and it was fantastic. A few others in their 40s too. From my experience, women in their 40s are easy as hell.
Not really, but I should. She was nice.
Lots in their 40’s. A few in their 50’s. Maybe a 60 slipped in there passing off as a 50 something, but yeah I agree, they’re generally straight to the point and self aware of the fact that a guy who’s 10-30 years younger isn’t there to get to know and date them.
Fine specimens only.
You got the comment after the compliment, thinking she scared you off lol
I believe I’ve been “ghosted”. Please respect my privacy in this tough time.
This is not a fact. 0/10 would not pursue
Wrapping presents with your feet. What else can you do with your feet... amirite pearl?
How’s it going Chumbolone ?
Is Gator still on the board?
I have to post this again...
Started seeing someone.
Look at you.
Deal breaker imo
I need an update on the lady with the cartoon bobs
This was a fun read. Wish it was still going on. I appreciate all the hard work & time that went into it. It was nice to live vicariously through Chumbolone.
Got a good laugh at there being 16 days between the "started seeing someone" and new conquest posts
I was excited to see the update so I clicked on the thread and was overwhelmingly disappointed at what the update was. Do better Shane Falco
I’ve always been a Johnny Utah guy anyway, when it comes to former OSU QBs that is.