The Deshaun Watson vs Texans thread

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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    Running an NFL team as a religious cult is certainly one of the more entertaining stories this year in sports. I can’t quit reading up on it
     
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  2. The Banks

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    I am having fun with this
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. dtx

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    lmao what
     
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  5. TC

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  6. JGator1

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    They hired the wrong former Gamecock qb as a character coach

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  7. Fabulousthundercock

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    Good Christian and leader of young men.

    He will guide them to god and fourth quarter collapses. Unless the opposing team has a bunch of UGA players on it.
     
  8. MG2

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    Gotta say, the Lions had a lot of problems last year, but I thought their character was excellent.
     
  9. TC

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    I can’t think of any other business that employees “character coaches”. What do they think the players will do if left unattended?
     
  10. dtx

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    turn into antonio brown
     
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  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  13. Charles DeMar

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  14. UncleJesse

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  15. Butthead

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    how does this bullshit work on people?
     
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  16. pez

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  17. DUCKMOUTH

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    The Texans just keep digging in. This is great.
     
  18. JGator1

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    They're indoctrinated at an early age and it's on from there.
     
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  19. JeremyLambsFace

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    Lmao Cal McNair sitting in the office watching Jack Easterby and Dylan Thompson in a dick measuring contest to see who can be the most performatively Christian
     
  20. AIOLICOCK

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    These people are a goddamm cult
     
  21. Butthead

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    sorry, i didn't mean the religious stuff. i mean like when these types try to hypnotize you with their facial and vocal expressions rather than the content of what they're saying.
     
  22. steamengine

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    I just burned my bulls on parade helmet
     
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  23. AIOLICOCK

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    Just released Watt:popcorn:
     
  24. ashy larry

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    for me it’s the hand gestures. shit’s powerful
     
  25. gowolverines8

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    Elway, manning Watson, acquiring elite qbs is what we do in Denver
     
  26. Upton^2

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    Watt gone too.
     
  27. AIOLICOCK

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    No shit? Wow...
     
  28. ashy larry

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    watson in san fran would be fun. pls let that happen
     
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  29. ShuPoor

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    Flacco
     
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  30. Andy Reocho

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    Can we add drafting Paxton Lynch to the dog pile?
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    Watt can pick his team now. If I’m KC, TB or other contender I jump on it.
     
  32. UncleJesse

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  33. Gaknight

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    He’s got his 2 bros playing for the same team.
     
  34. DUCKMOUTH

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    yeah thought about that. Would be a cool way to end his career, but a better chance at a SB May be a bigger factor for him.
     
  35. steamengine

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    All part of God’s Plan
     
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  37. ashy larry

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    the strategy appears to be jesus take the wheel
     
  38. CF3234

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    :roll: this is so bad
     
  39. JGator1

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  40. gowolverines8

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    Watson, bolles, Lindsay, Sutton, jeudy, fant..... wow this is going be fun
     
  41. steamengine

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    Brown
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    Watson
     
  42. val venis

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    What a garbage franchise

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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel they more than made up for that by drafting Swag Kelly.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is Cal McNair just a bible thumping moron? His dad seemed to be a bit racist but this chaos didn't seem to start until after Bob McNair died, right?

    Also, wiki update of the Texan's Management:

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  45. CF3234

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    What do you plan to trade for Watson?
     
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  46. gowolverines8

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    Our entire drafts for the next 2-3 years
     
  47. MG2

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    Are Denver's drafts the 2 years worth as much as the Dolphins' or Jets' drafts this year? I say no, and I don't think it's close.
     
  48. gowolverines8

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    No but watsons not interested in the jets per Fowler. Our packages weren’t the best for elway either.
     
  49. steamengine

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    6 of the last 9 afc south championships :smug:
     
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