Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. BumpingNasties

    BumpingNasties Kissing Babies and Hugging Mommas...the Dabo way!
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    you mean I still got a chance at the pros???

    Clarification: I’m talking about cumming the shorts too soon from consensual sex with my wife once every 6 months
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    I think it’s because people don’t like buzbee
     
  3. racer

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    DeShaun 100% called Tom Brady about disposal of phone evidence
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Don't think the Me Too movement has taken a stance on sex works.
     
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  6. IowaHuskerFan3

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    It’s their body, let them sell what they want!
     
  7. DeToxRox

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  8. wes tegg

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    Tiger wasn't sleeping with sex workers. And, what I meant was that the power dynamic hadn't really been explored by the public at that point. Then, consent was viewed much more objectively.
     
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  9. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Isnt there an app for consent now where both parties sign off? Doesn’t sound like an egregious idea anymore
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    jeter is #blessed that he was born 15 years earlier.
     
  11. $P1

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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    There's countless stories about him having high priced madams he worked with for girls.

    Me too or not I feel like at least one of his mistresses would have said something if it was rapey
     
  13. Pelican

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    Jesus.
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    Well that's fucking gross.
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    When getting a massage if a guy says to focus on his inner thighs, abdomen, and quads the response should be "sir just so you know I am not touching your pee pee"
     
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  16. roggins

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    Is there any way he comes back from this?
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    Kind of surprised the gift baskets he gave women didn't end up on eBay
     
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  18. TC

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  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Sexual predators are weird. Dudes with power are weird. Instead of subjecting women who obviously not there for anything sexual why not just go to one who does that? I know the answer is it’s more about the power trip and probably the humiliation of the women then the sex itself but (again if true) this shit is fucked up. I hope law enforcement gets involved soon:
     
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  21. IowaHuskerFan3

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  22. Bruce Bowen

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  23. TC

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  24. racer

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    Clemson posters are almost as ew as DeShaun
     
  25. Festus McBadass

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    Yeah, idk how hard it is to find a call girl that also does massages. Especially at the rate he is probably willing to pay. Just kinda proves the point that it was more about power than the sex.
     
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  26. Bruce Bowen

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    Sorry ladies, no time for dating. I'm learning to become a young millionaire in a locker room full of millionaires and it is eating up all my free time.
     
  27. racer

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    To be fair he did incorporate his rape into his football recovery time. I guess you could call him efficient.
     
  28. billdozer

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    I hope not. It's a damn shame that someone who's an inspiration for so many kids and seemed like a great person can be like this.
     
  29. TC

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    I agree actually. Even Gamecock people begrudgingly respect him. No fun in finding out any of this
     
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  30. TC

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    Personally I was hoping for Dabo Swinney fraud scandal or maybe Ben Boulware assault to bring it all down
     
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  31. cutig

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    I'd guess he's out of the league for a year or two then comes back if he ends up settling and somehow avoids criminal charges for any of the allegations.
     
  32. cutig

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    One of the fan theories about the ostarine scandal was that the players got it from Boulware so it was close
     
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  33. Detlef Schrempf

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    So he was airhumping with a boner until he came? What the actual fuck?
     
  34. Pelican

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    We caught one of our friends doing that at a sleepover in seventh grade. This was after watching the movie Wild Things.
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    understandable.
     
  36. Bruce Wayne

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    Maybe if he spent less time trying to get massage therapists to jerk him off, he would've had more time to date
     
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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    If you haven't seen Pen15 on Hulu you should check it out.
     
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    I mean I’ve done this after watching wild things also, but I didn’t make anyone else watch
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s weird that it was only one.
     
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  40. roggins

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  41. Jack Parkman

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    I may not be able to remember this, can you write it on my hand
     
  42. Tobias

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    the signs were always there

     
  43. jac3672

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    Agree. The cynic in me thinks ESPN was being careful because you have a big Trump megadonor in Buzbee posting all this wild stuff on Instagram to "tune in tomorrow". He's going against a black QB who is very well respected (and comes from the model college football program). Most have been rooting for Watson, but it's about impossible at this point.
     
  44. bertwing

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    I still do the same thing when I see Denise Richards
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    She has AIDS tho.
     
  46. bertwing

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    Worth it
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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  48. Nole96SC

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    Guys are less likely to report sexual assault so we probably wont ever hear anything about Boulware doing it.
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    reading the Twitter thread excuse my old ass but why would this prove anything about the allegations. Or am I missing an obvious horny joke? TIA
     
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