Deshaun Watson to the Browns

I am 3-0 in Court against pro se Plaintiffs, so you non-lawyer jabronis can come catch these hands

 

I was very good at Jr. high mock trial. I once got a 6-figure judgement for a solidified paintball that caused an injury.

 

Had a pro se plaintiff argue our motion to dismiss should be denied because “it’s all fucking bullshit.”

 

God that was a great time

 

is it really tho?

 

Lol I had to use IG to get my massages because of the pandemic, I just happened to have sex with them too

 

I’m sure some of those 200 massages were done by men, no?

 

Yes they’ll have to either amend their lawsuits to include their names or Hardin will get them dismissed

 

Do we know which plaintiff(s) were ruled on today? If so, (and if not let’s wildly speculate) who and why them?

 

Gonna get served for battery charges due to that threat.

 

LOL right? Why couldn't he use a phone book or newspaper like a normal person pre-2000?

 

The majority of them. A lot of the cases got consolidated into the 113th court. The judge at the afternoon hearing is the 113th district judge.

 

Is this just a play to become some conservative pundit? That is an insane take for anyone much less a real NFL reporter

 

Bob McNair likes this post

 

What did he originally say?

 

Should change his Twitter handle to AaronWilson_unemployed

 

Not sure how it impacts his idiocy but I’m pretty sure this dude is on the spectrum.

 

That's pretty shitty on multiple levels.

 

yeah he should be fired.

 

Billy?

 

law dont go around here, law dog

 

ESPN has a front page thing about the "dual narratives around Watson's massages"

Their examination revealed a "complex portrait of a man and two groups of women"

Not sure I wanna read that

 

They’re going to protect him until the bitter end.

 

I did and there is zero original reporting it’s just a summary of public info that’s already out there

 

Mrs Bump told me a story of one of her pro se that got on the stand and asked the judge if he should ask himself questions. Always found that funny.

 

I just had a massage and didn’t precum on anyone ama

 

did she oil your asshole just the way you like it?

 

By far the strangest part of this whole thing is the air humping until you cum bit. I don’t think I have that in me, but maybe I’m doing it wrong.

 

why is that oil so thick

 

Krystle DaRosa is definitely not a masseuse. That's the one that he flew in from ATL.

Don't google her at work. Wouldn't Watson get hit with a solicitation charge if he paid a girl for sex? And I guess Krystle will get a prostitution charge. Unless they could both prove that the money was strictly for a massage. I don't know legally how that works.

 

not saying it's foolproof, but claiming the encounters were consensual and having text message evidence showing the women soliciting him for further sessions is pretty compelling evidence in those specific scenarios.

 

Could be a situation like “The Others.” And a poor ghost deals with this when Deshaun gets massages..

 

i dunno i think it's somewhat persuasive.

here is the full answer filed today