Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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  2. Tobias

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    i do not know what c1n 7v7 means
     
  3. Bruce Bowen

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    I think?
     
  4. Tobias

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    ahhh. good fuck the panthers
     
  5. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Shes making it seem like if the Panthers want to trade for Deshaun, in order for him to wave no trade clause they have to make it right by Cam/apologize to the fans/something like that.
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    Oh yes they are. They need to trade way up to get that first draft spot. Then draft the obvious choice for them: Justin Fields.

    Wait before someone acts like a moron and brings up Trevor Lawrence, just fucking wait.

    Then, and this is the genius part that is way too obvious that of course they won't do it: they change the franchise name. Stop making it about the Texans since we see how badly Texas schools perform during fall men's sports anyway.

    Change the name to Oil. Not close enough to get sued by the former oilers franchise, but... Eh good enough. And now starting at QB, for the Houston Oil, Fields!


    It just makes too much sense to happen.
     
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  7. Handcuffed

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    can someone post the barnwell article that he was tweeting about defensively yesterday?
     
  8. Tobias

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    no
     
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  9. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    The Panthers don't owe Cam anything
     
  10. Tobias

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    they continually surrounded the best qb in franchise history with absolute garbage to the point he was destroyed physically and effectively ending his career early

    they owe him a fuck ton
     
  11. Upton^2

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    :booger:
     
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  13. Tobias

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    i assume this sounded hilarious in your head but just wanted to say it is really bad
     
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  14. Jack Parkman

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  15. steamengine

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    THE ART OF THE DEAL
     
  16. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    :roll:
     
  17. Jack Parkman

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  18. steamengine

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    Open and shut case then. Let’s play ball.
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

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    fuck those fucking fucks
     
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  20. Tobias

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    delusional
     
  21. LuPoor

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    Congrats
     
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  22. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    I'd call you ill informed and biased at best.
     
  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Simply referring to the best QB in your team's history as "the player" probably gonna help repair the relationship
     
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  24. Tobias

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    sounds like the team's beat writer agree with me. hopefully tepper doesnt have the same dumb opinion or else yall wont get deshaun it seems
     
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  25. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    You're both clowns who have revisionist history.
     
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  26. Tobias

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    totally!
     
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  28. The Banks

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    God I hope both sides drag this out
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    It was intentionally really really bad.

    Also the Panthers wasted Cam.
     
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  31. Butthead

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    reminds me of when lebron refused to refer to kyrie irving by name and kept referring to him as "the kid"
     
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  32. Butthead

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    over/under 6 months before the "bad teammate" stories start showing up?
     
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  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    I doubt they ever do. Watt seems to love him and I'd imagine that goes a long way with everyone else
     
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  35. Butthead

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    you know it's a good book when the first thing it tells you to do is shut up
     
  36. jhooked

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    The correct quote is “We have zero interest in trading the playa.”

    Nick and I eagerly wait apologies from both of you.
     
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  37. Butthead

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    i just watched this video. nick looks like he's had a few late nights
     
  38. jhooked

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    Club Dreams still open from 12am to 5am...so hell yeah he has :gocho:
     
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    houston professional sports teams have been an embarrassment for several years now
     
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    Remember that year when KC’s WRs scored exactly zero TDs for the whole season? Guess who their position coach was...
     
  41. jhooked

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  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    hopefully Watson knows this info. I forgot about that. What was that 5 years ago?
     
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  44. steamengine

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    Give us the deets
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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  46. steamengine

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    Classic Deshaun playing hard to get.
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Watson must love the Stafford trade.
     
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  50. Beeds07

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    The Texans should really love it. All of the teams looking to acquire him, not so much.