The Game that didn’t matter because Ohio State still made the playoff

Hi

 

This is surely the year that Michigan TMB turns out in huge numbers to participate in this thread.

 

Hello

 

Go Blue

 

Bad call on the Gophs

 

Enjoy the dub. Ryan will finally have a chance to hang a hundred.

 

day losing this one would be even funnier than when he lost it last year

 

Idk. It was pretty fucking funny when he lost last time. Excited for him to tell us how tough he is - he REALLY means it this time, you guys.

 

I am holding up 2 fingers and pointing at my
Foot. What play am I running wolfs?

 

OSU -20.5

 

Is that the fake punt where you snap it to the punter and he kicks it?

 

Ohio State and Michigan, with national ranking in parenthesis.

Total offense 439.1 (28)
Passing 261.5 (31)
Rushing 177.5 (48)
Scoring 37.8 (10)

Total Defense 241.7 (1)
Passing 151.7 (4)
Rushing 90 (3)
Scoring 10.73 (1)

Michigan

Total Offense 299.7 (128)
Passing 140.1 (127)
Rushing 159.6 (70)
Scoring 23.1 (107)

Total Defense 316.3 (23)
Passing 222.3 (72)
Rushing 94 (4)
Scoring 21.45 (36)

 

Total Offense 299.7 (128)

 

The fuck

 

players or fans?

 

The advance scouting department hasn’t had a towel in all season

 

Loveland got hurt yesterday and didn't come back in, but I don't think that's throwing in the towel.

 

In this house, it’s always #TripodStrong.

 

How many business decisions are you allowed in one season?

 

?

 

Got beat out by Zeke Berry anyway

 

. . . and most especially, in 310 days in Ann Arbor Michigan on the football field.

 

bring back the shiny pants and big numbers!

 

Is OSU still “in” with a loss?

 

Yes for several reasons:

we are the biggest brand
Our ratings are awesome
Our fans are awesome
Our TMB posters are the best
We would be favored by Vegas vs all the other teams
We have a lot of draft picks
Our schedule is the toughest

Those are off the top of my head

 

I am legitimately curious what Ryan Day ends up saying after finally beating us. He's been working on post game banter for 3 years now and I wonder what he's going to settle on.

 

Probably something along the lines of this:

 

“Not having to worry about Conner really let me focus on what the easiest path from 3rd to home would be this week”

 

Ohio St O vs Michigan D


Ohio St D vs Michigan O

 

Did he experience a “covid outbreak”?

 

Those Who Opt Out are the real champions.

 

what

 

There were a series of streakers at Ohio State games in the 1990’s.

1992 and 1994 Michigan, 1994 photo above.

1995 Notre Dame below:

 

Probably something similar to what he said the last time he beat Michigan.

 

We’re hoping Day just knees him in the groin and drops him.