I’m not sure it matters that Day has upgraded his banter if Michigan coaches have hacked our servers and already know the punchlines of the jokes that are coming.
If Ohio State wins, I take a shit in the trunk of your car If Michigan wins, I eat 10 jalapeno cheese sliders from White Castle and 6 hours later I take a shit on your driver's seat and then Goose transports it with his bare hands to the glove compartment.
hood b. goode another meals on wheels bet? I assume since all the other #Michigan Wolverines fans hate charity they won’t acknowledge
Im in sir SugarShaun https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...higan-game-thread.185475/page-2#post-20238389
From this week’s Ohio State press release: https://s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/...24/11/26/12_MICH.pdf?timestamp=20241126011830 This is the 120th game, Michigan 61, Ohio State 51, and 6 ties. Ohio State’s 2010 win was vacated. 2021-2023 are waiting on the NCAA. Ohio State is 26-22-1 in Ohio Stadium. Michigan has won one game in Ohio Stadium since 2000. 44 games in this series have been decided by one score or less. The Ohio State offense is soft, leading the nation in red zone TDs at 37 TDs in 44 trips. The Ohio State defense is soft too, leading the nation in fewest red zone TDS, with 9 in 25 chances. Ohio State is one of two schools nationwide (Harvard) with a perfect score on the NCAA Academic Progress Rate for football, because we do things the right way.
I’m not expecting a close game. I’m very interested to see how many awkward zingers Day gets off in his postgame interview. He seems wound up really, really tight.