The Game that didn’t matter because Ohio State still made the playoff

Think he says anything about third base?

 

I hope so

 

Repeatedly. And probably a slightly mixed metaphor in there.

 

Oh my. That’s terrible.

 

It's hard to get excited for a game when you believe it is more likely your team loses 70-0 than wins by any score. Fortunately for me, I have work and will not be able to watch it happen.

 

My wife scheduled a date night for Saturday night. With me. Good luck, lady!

 

I just hope everyone has fun!

 

i dont

 

expecting a tight game for about 40-45 minutes

OSU struggled to run last week vs Indiana with the new interior alignment and Michigan has a set of tackles that can wreck a gameplan

add in the pressure on OSU, how the players and coaches are talking, I think they press and do dumb shit early keeping this game competitive

OSU tacks on a score (or 2) late to win 31-14 but I don't think this is a slaughter or that Day gets to run it up as the national narrative is suggesting this week

there's a better chance Michigan wins outright than there is OSU wins by 4+ scores imho

 

I took X*ch*gan +20.5

I think it's much closer than I want it to be.

 

I hope we have fun but they don’t.

 

I hope Buckeye fans eat way too much B1G dip and brick their toilets

 

I'll be funneling Velveeta & Rotel directly into my b-hole if we win.

 

We don't kill Michigan unless Nick Sheridan is at QB or Don Brown is calling the defense

 

Even the Michigan players are doing O - H -I - O cheers.

 

Boofing B1G dip is not for the faint of heart.

 

Truly a Trumpian level of made-up outrage. Nobody jokes about that.

His beard and his unfortunate postgame interviews however...

 

dog he’s gonna straight NUT if we win this god damn game

 

And if not?

 

Have not been watching much Big Nude Saturday this year, does Gus have any nicknames for Buckeye players like “Maserati Marv” ?

 

Tune in to find out!

 

MONEY ON THE RISE

 

another fuckin year in the god damn corner chair of the Ypsilanti Ramada Inn Constant!!

 

go buckeyes

 

The line keeps coming down.

Congrats wolfs

 

Mrs Larry Ellison is betting heavily. Pay no attention.

 

Less toe related, more dough related.

 

Who are they, I mean who is she?

 

Stephanie Otey of 97.1 the Fan

 

Got damn. That's a lot better than the side view in the first one. Smoke

 

https://www.instagram.com/stephotey/profilecard/?igsh=NGoyYnd5Nmp5M2Rl

 

Absolutely unit of a dumptruck.

 

I am predicting OSU wins 69-0 and anything less than that is basically a Michigan win.

 

It's been a fun last 3 years, feels like today the fun ends.

 

We're winning

 

Michigan wins in heartbreaking fashion 14-13

 

Losers quitting on team

 

Dotting the I is the dumbest tradition in sports.